功夫熊猫英文台词

1、功夫熊猫 英文台词-1-PO的梦境开场-legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skill were a stuff of legend . he traveled the land in search of worthy foesI see you like to chew , maybe you should chew on my fistthe warrior said nothing for his mouth was full . then he swallowed , and then he spoke : enough

2、talk let's fight . he was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!my eyes .he's too awesomeand attractive .how can we repay youthere's no charge for awesomeness , or attrativeness . it mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no matc

3、h for his foe-desity(实在找不出这个词是啥，怀疑是FOE带了个后缀，有知道的提醒我 ）. never before had a panda been so feared , and so loved ， even the most herotic heroes in all of the china - the furious five ， bowed in respect of this great masterWe shall hang outagreed ！yeh .But hanging out would have to wait , coz when you a

4、re facing a ten thousand demons of demon mountain , there's only one thing that it matters , and that's .POget upyou 'll be late for workwhat ? .-2-PO家里-po , get uphey po what are you doing up thereah . nothing .monkey mantis crane viper tigeress , roarpo ,let's go , you 're late

5、 for workcoming.sorry dadsorry doesn't make the noodlesand what are you doing up there , all that noiseoh nothing , just had a crazy dreamabout what ?uh ?what were you dreaming aboutwhat was I , ahhh, I was dreaming about uhhh noodles .noodles ? you were really dreaming about noodles?uh yeh , wh

6、at else would I be dreaming about ?thank you.oh .careful that soup is . sharpoh . happy day. my son finally having the noodle dream you don't know how long I 've been waiting for this moment, this is a sign ,poahh .a sign of what?you are almost ready to be entrust with the secret ingredient

7、of my secret ingredient soup and then youll fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant . just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father who won it from a friend in a game of Majiang.dad dad dad, it was just a dreamno , it was THE dreamWe are noodle folk, broth runs th

8、ough our veinsbut dad , didn't you ever , I don't know ,wanna do something else ? something besides noodlesactually when I was young and crazy, I thought about running away and learning how to make tofuso why didn't youoh , because it was a stupid dream, can you imagine me making tofu .

9、hahahahah. tofu . no , we all have our place in this world , mine is here ,and yours is .I know , is hereno, its at table 2,5,7and12 , service with a smile(sigh.)-3-JADE PALACE-Well done, students, if you were trying to disappoint me, tigeress you need more ferocity , monkey quicker speed, crane hik

10、e,viper subtlety, mantis.master Shifu!what?ahhh , it.it.its master oogway , he wants to see you.-4-SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR-Master oogway, you summoned me , is something wrong?Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend?so , nothing is wrong?Well, I didnt say that.youre saying.(oog

11、way 's breathing and puffing to blow out the candles one by one )you were saying.I've had a vision , tailung will returnthat is impossible , he's in prisonnothing is impossiblezeng, fly to chor ghom prison , and tell them to double the guards, double the weapons, double everything , tail

12、ung does not leave that prisonyes . master shifuone often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid itwe have to do something, we can't just let him marching on the valley, and take his revenge . he'll.he'llyour mind is like this water , my friend, when it is agitated , it becomes

13、difficult to see ,but if you allow it to settle , the answer becomes clearthe dragon scrollit is timebut who , who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power, to become the dragon warriorI don't know-5-PO家的面档-excuse me, excuse me, sorry .hey.watch it po.sorry .sorry . a dozen par

14、don .what , ohhh , master oogway's choosing the dragon warrior , today.everyone ,everyone , go , get to the jade palace! one of the five is gonna get the dragon scroll , weve been waitin' a thousand years for this , just ink the pole/bowl ? (不确定，谁听出来告诉我) . this is the greatest thing in kungf

15、u history , don't worry about it , just gopo , where are you goingto the jade palacebut you're forgeting your noodle car! the whole valley will be there , and you'll sell noodles to all of them.selling noodles ? But,dad.you know I was kinda thinking maybe I .yeh ?I was kinda thinking may

16、be Iuh huhcould also sell the bean buns, theyre.theyre about to go badthat's my boy , I told you that dream was a sign ?yeh , heheh .glad I had it .-6-去JADE PALACE的路上-uh yeh , almost there , what ? no . no .nosorry po , we 'll bring you back a souvenir .no , I 'll bring me back a souveni

17、r-7-JADE PALACE的广场上-it is a historic day, isnt it, master oogway ?yes , and one I feared I would not live to see , are your students ready ?yes , master ooguaynow know this , old friend , whomever I choose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to youlet the tournament beginohh.yeh , haha

18、h , oh no , no no no wait , I 'm comin' coming from this . oh god. aaahhhey , open the door .let me in .citizens of the valley of peace , it is my great honor to present you tigeress, viper, crane,monkey,mantis the furious fiveahahahah. and the furious five ow.warriors preparewhat no, peeky

19、a holeready for battleyeh . wow .the thousand tongues of fire .whoawow . look at that .hey get away.and finally master tigeress, believe me citizens , you have not seen anything yetI know .master tigeress plays iron arms and the plates of deathI sense the dragon warrior is among uscitizens of the va

20、lley of peace, master oogway will now choose the dragon warriorah . oh no . no no no wait . yeah .hahahah . hahahahoh po , what are you doing ?what does it look like I am doing ?stop stop , I 'm going to see the dragon warriorbut I don't understand , you finally had the noodle dreamI lied ,

21、I don't dream about noodles , dad , I love kung fu uuuuoh come on son , let's get back to workok ahhh.stop that .-8-PO落在OOGWAY面前-uh ohahhhh ohhhhh what's going on . where are . what are you pointing . oh . ok . sorry . I just wanted to see who the dragon warrior washow interestingmaster

22、, are you .are you pointing at me ?him.who ?youme ?the universe has brought us the dragon warriorwhat ? - pandawhat ? - the furious fivewhat ? - shifuwhat ? - mr. ping (panda's goose father)stop , wait , who told you to .master oogway wait , that flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to

23、our problem , you were about to point at tigeress and that thing fell in front of her , that was just an accidentthere are no accidentsforgive us master , we have failed youno , if the panda has not quit by morning , then I would have failed you-9-CHOR GHOM PRISON-ahahoooooo wait wait wait wait wait

24、 I bring a message, from master shifuwhat , double the guard ? extra pre-caution , your prison may not be adequate ? you doubt my prison security ?absolutely not , shifu does , I 'm just a messengerI'll give you a message for your master shifu , escape from chor ghom prison is impossible . h

25、ahahahah . impressive , isn't ?ohhh.yes . very impressive . it's .it's very impressiveone way in one way out , one thousand guards , and , one prioneryes , except that prisoner is tailungtake us down.oh . my .behold . tai . lung .I alarm (不确定，谁知道也告诉我), I'm just gonna wait hereheheh .

26、 it's nothing to worry about , it's perfectly safe .ohho.at the raid . hey tough guy . did you hear , oogway's finally gonna get someone the dragon scroll and it's not gonna be youwhat are you doing , don't get him madwhat's he gonna do about it , I 've got him completely

27、 un-mobilized .hahahahah. oh . did I step on the wittie kitty's tail, owwwI'm gonna . I've seen enough . I'm gonna tell shifu he's got nothing to worry aboutno , he doesn'tok I 'll tell him , can we please go now ?-10-SACRED HALL OF WARRIOR-oh . wait a second .I think the

28、re's been a slite mistake , everyone seems to think that I am .ahhh the sacret hall of warriors . no way . look at this place . ahh . master flying rhino 's armor , with authantic battle damage . whoa. the sword of heroes , said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at it. aoww

29、w ahh.the invisible trident of destiny . oh .I've only seen the paintings of that painting .ahhhuh.noooo.hohohoho.the legendary urn of whispering warriors, said to contain the souls of the entire tan-shu army . hello .have you finish sightseeing ?ahh.sorry . I should have come to see you firstmy

30、 patience is wearing thinoh . well . I mean , it's not like you're going anywherewould you turn around ?sure , hey how is it going. now how do you get five. master shifu . ohhh.someone . broke that .but I 'm gonna fix it .I'll. I'll . do you have some . glue .aw aw splinter.so yo

31、u are the legendary dragon warrior hemmmm ?ahhh . I guess sowrong ! you are not the dragon warrior , you would never be the dragon warrior until you have learned the secret of the dragon scrollwhoa.so . how does this work . do you have a ladder or a trampoline or a .you think it's that easy , th

32、at I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power ?no . I .one must first master the highest level of kung fu , and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like yousomeone like me ?yes , look at you , this fat butt, flabby armsahh. those are sensetive in the flabby partsand this

33、 ridiculous belly .hey .and utter disregard for personal hygienenow , wait a minute , that's a little uncalled fordon't stand that close I can smell your breathelisten . oogway said that I wasohhhh . the wushi finger hold .not the wushi finger holdohhhh, you know this holddeveloped by wushi

34、in the third dynasty , yes .oh, then you must know what happends when I flex my pinkieahh. no no noyou know the hardest part of this , the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards . hmmm.ok . ok. take it easynow listen closely , panda , oogway may have picked you , but when I am through with you , I p

35、romise you , you are going to wish he hadn't , are we clear ?hoyeh , we are clear , we are clear , we are so cleargood , heheh . I can't wait to get started .-11-练功房-let's beginwait wait wait .whwhat ? now ?yes , now , unless you think great oogway was wrong , and you are not the dragon

36、warriorohhh , ok , well , II don't know if I can do all of those . moves .heheheh well , if we don't try we will never know , will we ?ah . yeh . it's just . maybe we can find something more suited to mylevel ?and what level is that ?well you know I I am not a master , but ahh .let's

37、 just start at zero , level zero ?hohoh.no , there's no such thing as level zerohey . maybe I can start with thatthat ? we use that for training children , and for propping the door opened when it's hot, but if you insistohhhh , the furious five , you're so much bigger then your action f

38、igures , except for you, mantis, you're about the samego ahead , panda , show us what you can dohmm , are they gonna watch , or should I just wait untill they get back to work or somethinghit itok , yeh , I mean , I just ate , so i'm still digesting, so my kung fu might no be as good as late

39、r onjust hit it !alright .what you got , you got nothing coz I got it right here , you're picking on my friends, get ready to feel the thunder . the might of the crazy feet , what you gonna do about the cray feet , i mean . come on , I am blur , I am blur , you've never seen bear style , you

40、've only seen pre-mantis , or monkey style , or imagine snaketie snakewould you hit it alright , alright .why don't you try again , a little harderhow is that . ah . oh. oh that hurtsthis will be easier than I thoughtI feel a little nauseous . wohohohoho my tenders .ahh ohhh.ah oh.how did I

41、dothere is now a level zero-12-JADE PALACE外面路上-there's no wordsno denying thatI don't understand what master oogway was thinking , the poor guy's just gonna get himself killedhe is so mighty , the dragon warrior fell out of the sky , on a ball of firewhen he walks the very ground shadeso

42、ne would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fuyeh . or could at least touch his toesor even see his toes-13-JADE PALACE的房间里-ok . ah great .aowohhh heheh hi hi , you are upam nowI was just eh , some day huhh , that kung fu stuff's hard work right , are you biceps

43、 sore?umI've had a long and and rahter disappointing day ,so eh , yeh I should probably get to sleep nowyeh yeh yeh of courseok , thanksit's just hawwww man, i'm such a big fan , you guys were totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river , out numbered a thousand to one , but you d

44、idn't stop ,and then you just . ohhh sorry about thaterr . look, you don't belong hereahh . I know I know , you're right , I don't have , I just , my whole life , I dreamed .no no no I mean , you don't belong HERE , I mean , in this room , for this is my room , property of crane

45、heh .oh . ok , right right , so , yeh , you want to get to sleepyehand I'm keeping you up , we 've got big things tomorrow , alright , you're awesome , last thing I'm gonna say , ok , byebyewhoa.what was that ?I didn't say anythingok , alright , and good night , sleep well . seem

46、 a little bit awkward . master tigeress , didn't mean to wake you , just .you don't belong hereahh yeh yeh of coz , this is your roomI mean , you don't belong in the jade palace , you are a disgrace to kung fu , and if you have any respect to who we are , and what we do , you will be gon

47、e by morningbig fan-14-JADE PALACE 外面PEACH TREE下-I see you have found the sacret peach tree of heavenly wisdomohh is that what this is ? I am so sorry , I thought it was just a regular peach treeI understand , you eat when you are upsetupset , I am not upset , whywhywhywhat makes you think I am upse

48、tso why are you upset ?ahhhI probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kungfu, in the history of china, in the history of suckingprobablyand the five , man , you should 've seen 'em , they totally hate metotallyhow's shifu ever gonna turn me into the dragon warrior , I mea

49、n I am not like the five , I've got no claws , no wings , no venom , even mantis has those . these , maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodlesquit , don't quit , noodles , don't noodles , you are too concern with what was and what will be . there is a saying , yestoday is hi

50、story , tomorrow is a mystery , but today is a gift , that is why it is called present .-15-CHOR GHOM PRISON-ohhh no what's happening ?clear up the stairs, go gofire prop bowfire . firetailung is free , I must warn shifuyou are not going nowhere , neither is helet go of mebring that up wait .bri

51、ng it backhe's going this wayhe won't get far, archerswe are dead , so very very deadhahah . not yet , we're not . nowcan we run now .yesI'm glad shifu sent you , I was begining to think I 've been forgotten . fly back there and tell them , the real dragon warrior is coming home-

52、16-JADE PALACE的房间里-good morning master!panda , panda , wake up , heheheh . he's quit-17-JADE PALACE的广场上-what do we do now , master ? with the panda gone , who will be the dragon warrior ?all we can do is use more training and trust in time the true dragon warrior would be revealed .what are you

53、doing herehahhi , good morning master , I thought I warm up a littleyou're stuckstuck ? no . what , stu hehe . nah, this is what I'm gonna . yeh .I 'm stuckhelp himoh dear . and maybe on three , one two,three, hathank youdon't metion itno really I appriciate .ever.hmmm . you actually

54、 thought you could learn to do a full split in one night ? it takes years to develope one's flexibility , and years longer to apply it in combat .ohhhput that down ! the only souvenirs we collect here are bloody knuckles and broken bonesyehhahahah excellent!let's get startedare you readyI wa

55、s born ready ahh ohI'm sorry brother I thought you said you were readythat was awesome ! let's go again !hmmm.I 've been taking it easy on you panda , but no more , your next opponent will be mealright yeh let's gostep forth . two pathes to victory is to find your opponent's weakness , and make him suffered for itohhh yehto take his strength , and use it against him , untill he finally bows or quitsbut a real warrior never quits , don't worry master , I will never quit ! ahohif he's smart, he won't come