儿童英语演讲小短文 英语演讲小笑话1分钟 .doc

1、儿童英语演讲小短文 英语演讲小笑话1分钟 幽默与笑话同是社会交往活动中不可缺少的交际手段,探究幽默与笑话的区别,认为有意与无意、含蓄与直白、复杂与简单、创新与故旧是区分幽默与笑话的重要标准。下面是WTT带来的1分钟演讲小笑话，!1分钟演讲小笑话篇一The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.“You have your choice of two brains,” he told the patient, “For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for

2、 $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.”The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price.“Is the brain of a politician that much better?” he asked.The Brain Surgeon replied, “No, its not better, just unused.”一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。“你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人，“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。病人很

3、惊讶二者之间这样大的差异，“政治家的大脑好一些吗?”他问。医生说：“不是好一些，只是没有用过。”1分钟演讲小笑话篇二One real manThe ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives.He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the tr

4、uth would be punished severely(严格地，严厉地).Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(劝告，建议) to step to the left side of the hall.All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom.

5、Tell these chickenhearted(胆小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.一个真正的男子汉古代有一个国王，他想证明他领土内的男人并非像人们传说的那样，受到老婆的管制。他把王国里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告说，哪个男人胆敢不说实

6、话，就会受到严厉的惩罚。然后，他叫所有听从妻子的命令和意见的男人都走向大厅的左侧。所有的男人都站到了左侧，只有一个小个子男人站到了右侧。国王说：看到我们国家里还有一个真正的男子汉，真是令人快乐。告诉这些胆小的笨蛋，为什么在他们当中只有你一个人站在大厅的右侧。陛下，那人尖声地答复：因为在我出门之前，我老婆告诉我不要扎堆。1分钟演讲小笑话篇三Once there was a king.He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good.As people were afraid of him, they all said his sto

7、ries were good.One day the king showed his stories to a famous writer.He waited the writer to praise these stories.But the writer said his stories were so bad that he should throw them into fire.The king got very angry with him and sent him to prison.After some time, the king set him free.Again he showed him some of his new stories and asked what he thought of them.After reading them, the writer at once turned to the soldiers and said: “ Take me back to prison, please.”国王和他的故事从前有一个国王，他喜欢写故事，但是他写的故事很不好。人们怕他，都说他的故事好。有一天国王把他的故事给一名作家看，他想要作家赞扬他的这些故事，而作家说