英语笑话带中文翻译大全 学校英语笑话带翻译

1、英语笑话带中文翻译大全 学校英语笑话带翻译 笑话是日常生活中人们消遣消遣的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。细心收集了英语笑话带中文翻译，供大家观赏学习! 英语笑话带中文翻译：the great lion hunter 宏大的猎手 a small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. so its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, jonesie, to come and kill the beast. for several nights the hunter lay

2、 in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. draping(披盖) the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. in the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling(凝聚)shrieks(尖叫) com

3、ing from the pasture. as they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. there was no sign of the lion. what happened, jonesie? where is the lion? asked the chief. forget the damn lion! he howled. which one of you idiots let the bull loose? 有个小村庄正为一只吃人的狮子而苦恼。于是，村长派人去请

4、宏大的猎手jonesie来杀死这只野兽。 猎手躺着等了几个晚上，但狮子始终没有出现。最终，他要求村长杀只牛然后把头皮给他。把牛皮披在身上后，猎人到草原上去等狮子。 半夜，村民被从草原传来的声嘶力竭的尖叫声惊醒。他们当心地靠近后，看到猎手正躺在草地上苦痛地.。没有狮子出没的蛛丝马迹。 jonesie，怎么了?狮子在哪?村长问。 哪有狮子!猎人怒吼道，哪个傻瓜把公牛放出来了? 英语笑话带中文翻译：as if awakening from a dream 如梦初醒 a competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding.

5、one of lecturers says excitedly, alcohol can break down conjugal(婚姻的) relation, even cause your wife to leave you a man shouts out at the news, give me another bottle of brandy. 以戒酒为主题的演讲竞赛正在进行，一个演讲者动情地说："酒精可以破坏夫妻关系，甚至导致妻子离开自己的丈夫' 这时一个男人大声叫："再来一瓶白兰地!' 英语笑话带中文翻译：at auction fair 拍卖会上

6、 at auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. the owner says, once who picked it up brings it to me, i will take out 200 dollars to remunerate reward him or her. on hearing the news, another chap(小伙子，家伙) shouts out: i reward 300 dollars. 拍卖会上，有人的包丢了，里面装有重要文件。物主说："有谁

7、拣到送还，我将拿出200美元以表答谢。' 话刚出口，就听有人叫："我出300美元。' 英语笑话带中文翻译：calming your son 让你儿子静下来 in the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing(吼叫)baby. the gentleman kept repeating softly, dont get excited, albert; dont scream, albert; dont yell, albert; keep calm, alb

8、ert. a woman standing next to him said, you certainly are to be commended(赞扬，表扬) for trying to soothe(劝慰) your son, albert. the man looked at her and said, lady, im albert. 一个人在超市里推着购物车，一个小孩子在车里不停的大吵大叫。推车的男人始终温顺地叨念着：'别兴奋，阿尔伯特，别嚷出来，阿尔伯特，别叫，阿尔伯特，冷静，阿尔伯特。 站在他旁边的一位女士对他说道："您能这样劝慰您的儿子阿尔伯特真的让我们感到很不简单。'