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1、本文格式为word版，下载可任意编辑英文笑话大全 爆笑 关于爆笑英文小笑话阅读 笑话可能只是文字嬉戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。本文是关于爆笑英文小笑话，盼望对大家有关心! 关于爆笑英文小笑话：girls night out two women friends had gone for a girls night out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. they were ver

2、y near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. the first woman had nothing to wipe with so she thought shed take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didnt want to

3、 ruin hers but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves and proceeded to wipe herself with that. after finishing, they then made off for home. the next day the first womans husband phoned the other husband and said, these damn girls night out have got to stop.

4、my wife came home last night without her panties. thats nothing, said the other husband, mine came back with a card stuck between the cheeks of her ass that said, from all of us at the fire station, well never forget you. 关于爆笑英文小笑话：wedding anniversary sam becky are celebrating their 50th wedding ann

5、iversary and sam says to becky so, becky, i was wondering. have you ever cheated on me? becky replies, oh sam, why would you ask such a question now? you dont want to ask that question. yes, becky, i really want to know. please. well, all right, 3 times. 3, hmmm, well when were they? well, sam, reme

6、mber when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan. remember, then one day the bank president himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked. well. oh, becky, you did that for me! i respect you even mo

7、re than ever, to do such a thing for me. so when was number 2? well, sam, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that verytricky operation, and no surgeon wanted to touch you. then remember how dr. debakey came all the way up here to do the surgery himself and then you wer

8、e in good shape again. well. oh my god! becky, you should do such a thing for me, to save my life. i couldnt have a more wonderful wife. to do such a thing, , you must really love me darling. i couldnt be more moved. so, all right then, when was number 3? well, sam, remember a few years ago, when yo

9、u really wanted to be president of the congregation. and you were 47 votes short. 关于爆笑英文小笑话：firm it up! one morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the buttand said, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose. while this was on the ed

10、ge of intolerable, she kept silent. the next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said you know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra. this was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. with a death grip in place, she

11、 said, you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother. 关于爆笑英文小笑话：last request father ogrady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his sunday morning service as he always does when mary clancey came up to him in tears. whats bo

12、thering you so, dear? inquired farther ogrady. oh, father, ive got terrible news. replied mary. well what is it, mary? well, my husband, passed away last night, father. oh, mary said the father, thats terrible. tell me mary, did he have any last requests? well, yes he did father, replied mary. what

13、did he ask, mary? mary replied, he said, please, mary, put down the gun. 关于爆笑英文小笑话：saving up on the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year old husband. rather than endure yet another lovemaking session, she slipped out of the room while he was showering and went to the hotel coffee shop. the waitress, who had served the couple breakfast each day, was shocked at the womans appearance. honey, youre just a young thing, she remarked, but you look like hell. whats up? ive been d