怪兽大战外星人中英文台词打印版

1、怪兽大战外星人当你看见飞碟来的时候你最好祈祷吧You'd better pray to the Lord When you see those flyingWhat are you guys doing here? It*s : in tlie morning.saucers快点打开电视快打开Hurry; turn on tlie TV! Turn it on now!世界末口就要来了It may be the coming of the Judgment Day.而稍早的晨雾消散后将是晴空万里.and some early moining fog, giving way to sui

2、mv skies.嘿 杰利你得来检查这个帕洛马刚刚搜寻到Hey; Jerry, you might waima check tliis one out. Palomar just华氏度picked it up.Seventy-five degrees看起来像某些UFO类型正航向这里这是个好天气Looks like some type of UFO, and ifs headmg this way.A peiiect day告诉你多少次了可以驻足展览会场欣赏老人家的园艺How many times do I have to tell you?to stop by the old folk an

3、and craft showUFO不存在我们也决不会看到或者向苏姗茉菲求婚UFOs don't exist and we*re never gornia see.down at tlie fairgrounds, or a peiiect day to niairy Susan Muiphy.-哇 它的能量讯号很大-老天 该怎么办？- Wow, its energy signatuie is massive. - Holy Cheez-Its? What我爱你宝贝do we do?!I love you, baby.没人告诉我们该怎么做我也爱你No one told us what t

4、o do!I love you, too.我接这份工作的唯一理由是可以什么都不用做还有早安莫德斯多I took tins job because you never have to do anytliiiig!And good morning, Modesto!杰利够了我们来计算它的撞击点频道Jerry, stop it. Let me calculate its impact pomtChannel 看起来像是你真是美丽甜心Looks like.You look gorgeous, sweetheart加州的莫德斯多谢谢妈.Modesto. Califoniia.Thanks. Mom.超新

5、星:这里是红矮星我们确信发现到了啊我的小女孩Supernova, tliis is Red Dwarf. We actually have one!My little gill!宼德.尼摩伊复述是宼德.尼摩伊爹地Code Nimoy! I repeat, Code Niinoy!Daddy!你们怎么都在这里？才刚早上五点我要你知道尽管我要把你嫁出去了Now, I want you to know that, even though Fm about to giveDerek doesn't have that.you away.你的小孩会遗传到但我会永远关心你It skips a ge

6、neration. Your kids aie gonna have it!.I will always be here to take caie of you.哇你好漂亮别哭了你哭我也会哭会留下妆痕的Wow, you look beautiful.Don't cry because tlien voull make me cry; and that's justgoima be a mess你也是我是说潇洒我是说So do you. I mean, handsome我管不住自己哦没法呀I can't help it!抱歉我只是有些疲惫I mean. Sony. Pm

7、just a little fiazzled哈啰各位注意注意Hello, eveiyone! Attention, attention?我只是花费太多时间打发我们的父母I just spent way too much time with our paients婚礼将在分钟内开始Wedding starts in niuiutes!别担心好吗？很快就会清净了只有我俩Doht worry, OK? Well be alone soon, just us.-我美丽的媳妇-嗨荻朵妈妈-My beautiful daughter-in-law! - Hi, Mama Dietl.嗯在阳光下品尝起司和法

8、国长面包Eatmg cheese and baguettes by the Seine,-就像童话故事气彖员与气彖员妻子Ifs like a fairy tab. The Weatherman and the Weathemianrs互相喂食巧克力酱Wife.feedmg each other chocolate crepes-好浪漫有问题吗？-没有只是.Romantic.-Is somethmg wrong? - No, no! Ifs just that, well.想想明天这时候我人就会在巴黎计划有些稍微变更I know. Just think, tliis time tomorrow.

9、 Pm goima be in Palis!There*s been a slight change of plans.我们不会只在那里渡蜜月德瑞克会成为主播我们不去巴黎了And someday, we won*t just be honeymooning thereWe*re not gomg to Paris.或者驻外记者那时我们将环游世界什么？怎不去了？因为我们要去更好的地方Derek will become an anchor or a foieign conespondent.-What? Why not? - Because wee gomg somewhere better.哦甜

10、心我祝福你们比巴黎更好？-哦 对呀！-哪呀？-And well travel all over the world. - Honey, my fingers are-Better than Palis? - Oh、yeah.crossed.塔希提岛？ 不对!姆指长短不一是家族遗传Where? Tahiti?!One thumb is shorter than the other. Runs in the family.福雷兹诺（位于加州）-德瑞克并没有啊-是隔代遗传Nope! Fresno!福雷兹诺！是没错但我们是一起的你该为我们骄傲Fresno!I mean, of course, but

11、we*re a team now. You're so proud of us.福雷兹诺？你该走了看到我穿礼服会走楣运的Fresno.Now, get out of here If s bad luck to see me in my dress福雷兹诺是在哪里？会比巴黎更好德瑞克？哦拜托你知道我不信那玩意儿的In what umverse is Fresno better than Paris, Derek9Come on. You know I don't believe in tliat stuff.就在.我在教堂等你In tlie nPve got an auditio

12、n to becomeFll be waiting for you我获得频道晚间主播面试的地方我这英俊的新主播也穿着礼服对吧？Channel's new evening anchorH universe.at the altai. tlie handsome news anchor in the tux.我刚接到对方总经理的来电要我去洽谈我爱你好啦我说了Got the call from the general manager, he wants me to come inLove you! There, I said it.munediately!我也爱你很棒吧？德瑞克I love

13、you, too.-Isn*t that great? - Derek!苏姗！这太.Susan?Thafs 她人在哪呀？真吃惊Where could she be?.amazing! Ifs amazing苏姗！你在哪呀？太好了福雷兹诺是第五十大城对吧？Susan? Where aie vou?!JFresno a top market, isn*t it?苏姗你跑去哪了？实际上是第五十五大城但是我们就要实现了宝贝Susan? Where have you been?!Ifs th. but we*re on our way, babe!我想我被陨石击中了想到巴黎.I think I just

14、 got hit by a meteorite.Now, look. About Palis.哦苏姗.新娘子在婚礼那天都会有那种感觉哦没事.那很好只要我们在一起Oh. Susan Every bride feels that way on her weddmg day.Ifs OK. It*s fine! As long as we*ie together,天呀！看看你全身脏的还好我有湿毛巾福雷兹诺就是世上最浪漫的城市My goodness, look at you. Ydu*re filthy. Thank God I have WetFresno is the most loniantic

15、 citv in the whole world.Ones.-真为你骄傲是为我俩-不仅是为我你光彩四射-Pm so proud of you. - Of us! Not just of me.Youle glowing.原声英语 16谢谢Thank you.不 苏姗你好像真的发光了 发绿光No. No、Susan. vou*re. like, really glowing. Ydu*re green? 哦不Oh. no!德瑞克Derek?不Oh. my gosh!怎么回事？What*s going on?!发生什么事了？你们都缩小了-Whafs happenmg?! - Youie all s

16、luuiking!-不是的是你变大了Uh-uh! You're growing!-那快阻止呀给我接通政府-Well, make it stop! - Get me the govermnent!这是不可能的Tliis is uupossible!不这不该发生No、this can*t be happening等等各位没事的Wait, wait. Eveiybody, it's OK!享用点香槟我们一起找出问题所在Have some champagne while we*ie figurmg tliis out!姆指!姆指！Thumbs! Thumbs?德瑞克帮我呀Derek?

17、Help me!新娘子来了Sweet Lord!哦 卡尔这是她的结婚口啊-Here comes tlie bride! - Oh, Cail! If s her wedding day!德瑞克!德瑞克！Derek? Derek?好痛该死Beam hurt Derek.-苏珊-你没事吧-Susan? - Thank goodness voifre OK!我倒底怎么了？What*s happeiuiig to me?别惊慌 别担心无论如何 别掉了.Doht panic! Don't wony! Whatever you do、don't drop.德瑞克抱歉先生-Derek! -

18、Sorry, sir.你们是谁呀？你们在干什么呀？Who aie you people? What are you domg?停手小心！Stop it! Be care fill!放开我知道我是谁吗？Get youi hands off me? Don't you know who I am?!拜托离我远点Please, just leave me alone!行动 行动快点 行动行动Move it. move it! Let's go! Move it, move it!德瑞克！Derek?把那宝贝放到卡车上All right, lefs get this baby on t

19、he bus.亲爱的你能按下闹钟吗？Honey; could you lut the snooze?你能.说话宝贝 为什么要设定钟响？我们在渡蜜月耶You can talk.Baby, why did you set the alarm? We*re on our honeymoon你好有人吗？Hl there!Hello9啊我的背！怎么回事？My back?What's going on?开玩笑的我没有背有人吗？Just kidding! I don't have a back!Hello9原谅他如你所见他没脑袋安静她会听到的Forgive him, but as you c

20、an see, he has no brainSilence. B.O.B.! Shell hear us!根本就不需要有人吗？Turns out you don*t need one. Totally overrated!Hello9完全吃太多了事实上.我甚至不.有人在那里吗？As a matter of fact, I don*t even.Is there someone there?我忘记怎么呼吸了我忘记怎么呼吸了能告诉我这是哪里吗？I forgot how to breathe? Don't know how to breathe!Could you tell me wher

21、e I am?帮帮我卡克洛奇博士拜托那是什么？Help me, Dr. Cockioach! Help?Hello9 What was that?吸气鲍伯你好Suck ill, B.O.BHello.谢谢 博士 你真是个救星快停下Thanks. Doc. YouTe a lifesaver.Will you stop.?! Caiefiil!哇看看你我知道你在想什么小心Wow, look at you. I know what you*re thinking.Please, madam!在狱中第一天你想在广场摇倒最强的家伙拜托女士停下Fiist day in prison, you want

22、to take down the toughest guy inStop! Domg! That!the yaid.无论是哪个疯子科学家制造了你好我倒想看你尝试.Whatever niad scientist made you.Well, rd like to see you try.他都没戏唱了噢她是沉默寡言的她？he reallv went all out.J-Gosh Look, she's speechless-She?是的鲍伯我们面前是个罕见的雌性怪兽好耶!放饭时间Yes, B.O.B.!are in the presence of the raie female monst

23、er.Yes? Eat times不可能！ 是男孩吧看他的胸那真恶心No way! Ifs a boy. Look at liis boobiesThat is repulsive?-我们得谈谈-先生们哦我爱拖鞋We need to have a talk. Gentlemen,An old slipper!我们恐怕没给人好印象哦 老天爷 拜托告诉我这都不是真的Pm afraid we are not makuig a very good first mipressionOh. please, God, tell me tliis isn't real.-我们得谈谈-多年来我们想要只新

24、怪曽像狼人就告诉我这只是面对婚礼的精神崩溃At least Pm talkuig. First new monster in years, we couldift getPlease tell me I had a nen-ous breakdown at the wedding, anda wolf niannow Fm或像木乃伊总之就是能一起玩牌的而我现就在心理医院接受治疗or a muniiny? Just, you know、somebody to play caids with.ill a mental hospital on medication that's giving

25、 me hallucinations.你叫什么名字女士？ Might we ask your name, madam?这一切都是幻觉Doht scare Insectosaums!苏姗Susan 别吓坏虫怪索瑞斯 He's gomia pee himself不不不 我们是说你的怪兽名No, no, no We mean your monster name他要是自个撇尿我们都会有麻烦then well all be in tiouble像人们见到你后尖叫时的名字？Like, what do people scream when tliey see you coming?每个人都从门出来？

26、 一定有个门才是门在哪儿？ Every room has a door! There*s gotta be a door here!就像：“看啊!这里有个You know, like, ""Look out! Here comes.!n没事的老兄别担心Ifs OK, buddy Don't wonv about it."J苏姗Susan 谁才是帅帅的虫子？ Who's a handsome bug. huh?真的吗？ Really?我搔你肚子时你很享受吧？ You like it when I mb youi tununy?苏姗Susan!拜托 来

27、个人啊我不属于这里 让我出去 Please! Somebody! I don't belong here!我刚吓到自己了挺吓人的 Ijust scared myself. That is scaiy.嘿 嘿 那可不是个好主意-Let me out! - Hey, that is not a good ideain tliis facility.让我出去但我不是怪兽我是个正常人Let me out!But Fm not a monster? Fmjust a regular person怪兽回到你们的房间我不会是个危害Monsters, get back in your cellsPm

28、not a danger to anyone 01 anytliiiig哦 感谢天有个真人了你是个真人对吧？别让她碰我Oh. thank goodness. A real person. You are a real person, right?DoiTt let her get me!而不是半人半机器你懂的？抱歉Not one of those halfperson, halfniaclune,SonvJ你们管那叫什么？-我要在这里待多久？-无限期地you know, whatever you call those tilings.-How long will I be here? - In

29、definitely.-生化人-哦 不你是个生化人？-我能跟父母联络吗？-不行-A cyborg? - Oh, no! You*re a cyborg?!-Can I contact my paients? - No.女士我向你保证我不是生化人-德瑞克？-也不行Madam. I assure you, I am not a cyboig. The name is General-Derek? - NegativeW.R. Monger.-他们知道我在哪吗？-不他们决不会知道我是蒙格将军我负贵管理这个机构-Do they know where I am9 - No, and they never

30、 will!I'm in charge of tliis facility. Now,这地方是机密档案跟我来该让你认识环境了This place is an X file,follow me. It is time for your orientation.隐藏在隐蔽之中掩盖在妄想的阴谋里头年wrapped ill a cover-up and deep-fried in a paranoid conspiiacv.in,绝对无法与外界连系詹与乔决定不让大众碰触怪兽的真相There will be zero contact with the outside world it was d

31、ecided that Jane and Joe Public could not handle thetmth.seven, eight.而应该把焦点放在像纳税那样更重要的事about monsters, and should focus on more miportant thmgs,我做了十轮了like paying taxesI can*t believe I did ten sets.因此政府说服人们相信怪兽是神话与传奇里的东西啊苏姗So the govenmient convinced the worldSusan?并把怪曽关在这个机构希望铀元素不会用在你身上monsters we

32、re stuff of myth and legend and then locked themYou wouldn't happen to have any uianium on you?只需要一点小污渍量子能已被探测出在一个遥远的星球Ijust need a sniidgeQuantomum has been located on a distant planet立刻取消卡克洛奇博士的玩具盒特许位在欧梅加象限Rescind Dr. Cockroach's toy box privileges munediately.ill tlie Omega Quadrant.我们让监狱

33、的心理学家重新装饰你的房间欧梅加象限？解释We had the prison psychologist redecorate you】 cell.The Omega Quadrant? Lame.试着让自己完全放轻松量子流星的轨迹标记在区域Tiy to keep you all calm-like.The trajectory of the Quantonium meteor has been traced to sector但我不要张海报 But I don't want a poster.在当地称之为地球的星球 the planet locally known as Earth我要

34、真的小猫挂在真正的树上I want a real kitten hanging fiom a real tiee 多可怜的一个泥球What a iniserable-lookHig mud ball.我想要回家I want to go home 派个机器人去探测 Send a robot probe!哦 拜托 别哭了你让我的关节炎又犯了Come 011、little Debbie, please don't cry. It makes my knees不择手段取得量子能hurt.Extract the Quantomum with extieme prejudice.别把这里当监狱我要

35、全部得到Don't thuik of this as a prison.I want it all.把这儿当旅馆你永远不能离开每个最近掉落的Think of it as a hotel you never leaveEvery last chop!因为这里从外面反锁了是的嘎勒煞because ifs locked from the outside!Yes, Gallaxliar.哦还有件事没有任何事能阻挡我Oh. and one other tiling.Nothmg can stand in my way now.政府改了你的名字叫珍诺蜜卡别冲动凯蒂我只是.还没准备好The gove

36、rnment has changed your name to GinorniicaDoht rush me, Katie! Pm just not ready.开始重新激活程序哦 放轻松 卡伯特就像跳舞一样Begm leanunation sequenceRelax, Cuthbeit If s just like dancmg 111 lead是谁胆敢吵醒我？凯蒂 我明天有体育竞赛也许我.Who dares to wake me?Katie, I have a gynmastics meet tomorrow. So maybe.你打开顶棚了？Did you open the top?感谢

37、老天是警察Thank goodness. Ifs the police我们什么都没干 长官是呀 什么都没做-weren domg anytliing, officer! - Yeah, notliing at all.我怎么会让你说服来这里也许我们该离开这里Why did I even let you talk me into tliis?! Maybe we should get out of here也许我们该去查探看看凯蒂 你疯了不成？-Or, maybe, we should go check it out. - Katie, are you nuts?!等等别丢下我呀Wait? Do

38、n't leave me alone!我的脚踝No! My ankle!八成是断了I thuik ifs broken!凯蒂Katie?这是我有过最糟糕的约会Tliis is the worst date ever.凯蒂我觉得怪怪的Katie, Fm frightened 它就在昨天午夜被一对热拥中的男女发现It was first spotted at midnight last night by a couple in romantic embrace 没人知道它是什么或打哪儿来No one knows what it is or where it came fiom所有军事单位即

39、刻展开行动All blanches of the nulitaiy were inmiediatelv mobilized 我刚接到讯息美国总统己经到达I have just received word that the president of tlie United States将尝试做出首次接触has arrived and will attempt to make first contact.我必须独自接近它I must approach it alone这全是有关和平交流This is all about peacefiil conunuiiication是的总统先生Yes, sir

40、, Me President四周闱已控制Perimeter stable取得熊爸爸的最佳视野全部安全Got a bead on Papa Bear. All clear.指挥官进行回击Conmiandei; do somethmg violent!-你们听到指令了 -开火回击You heard the president! Light up!情况失控 请求空中支援 请求空中支援We're getting punmieled here! Call m air support! Call m air suppoil!外星人回家去吧请求.嗯请求全面撤退Call in. Call in a f

41、ull retreat!全面撤退所有部队全面撤退Full retreat! Full retreat, all troops!熊爸爸移动中不等等-Wheels up. Papa Bear is on the move-Wait这就是你要的吗？吃子弹吧外星人So that's how you want to play it? Eat lead, alien robot?-显然他们吃子弹-把他拉进直升机-Evidently, they eat lead-Get hun on the chopper.我很勇敢我是个勇敢的总统I'm brave? Pm a brave presiden

42、t!承认被认町的政府-1 say we invade it!这个权利在这里也只剩两周时间-The Eaith only has two weeks left!如果那东西走进人11稠密区将会造成重大灾难If that tiling walks into a populated area therell be a major catastrophe!我们需要这方面顶尖的科学头脑敢紧连系印度We need our top scientific inuids on tliis. Get India on the phone?如果我们把美国人移往更安全的星球.Can we transport the U

43、nited States to a safer planet?我们该给那个外星人绿卡让他骄傲做个美国人Give tliis alien a green card and make liiin proud to be an American.长官每到像这种时刻If s at due times like this我总会问自己:欧普拉会怎么做？when I stop and ask myself, nWhat would Oprah do?”得了吧重点是什么？这是个灾难Hang it all! What's the pomt? If s a disaster.-停下 长官别那么做 停下 不

44、要-Stop? No! - Don't do it?那按钮是用来发射所有核子弹That button launches our nuclear missiles!那么哪个按钮能给我拿铁咖啡？Well which button gets me a latte?呃.是另外一个长官That would be the other one, sir.怪兽大战外星人 是哪个白痴设计的？是你长官-What idiot designed tliis thing? - You did. sii.够坦白威尔森开除某个人-Fair enough Wilson, file somebody! - Yes, s

45、ii Ml President.我不要以这种形式走入历史Listen up. Fm not going to go down in history一个在他的办公室眼睁睁as tlie president who was in office看着世界毁灭的总统when the world came to an end,所以人家敢紧想想办法so somebody thuik of somethmg. and tluiik of it fast!这卡布奇诺真不错总统先生-That is a good cup of joe -Mr. President?我不仅有个主意还有个计划Not oiilv do

46、I have an idea, but I have a plan!常规武器用在那东西上并没有效果Now, conventional weapons have no effect on tlus thmg,而我们都知道核武不是个好选择-and we know nukes ain't ail option. - Sure they are I just.当然是好选择 按下不 不 别按 等等-Don't do it! Stop! - Wait!我不是唬弄你 总统先生前途暗淡胜算并不人Pm not goiina kid you, Mr. President. These aie da

47、rk tunes.我们需要圣母显灵The odds are against us.我们需要生力军我们需要.We need a Hail Mary pass We need raw power! We need.怪兽.monsters 怪兽!那当然了太简单了原声英语 怪兽大战外星人Monsters! Of couise! Ifs so siiuple!拥有小强般的顽强生命力我.我没听懂你说的that would give humaiis tlie cockroaches ability to surv-ive.I. Pm not following you.很不幸这个是副作用这年来我掳获四处乱逛

48、的怪兽Unfbitunately, there was a side effect.Over the last years, I have captured monsters on the laiupage,接着这东西叫鲍伯把他们关押在一个秘密的监狱Now, we call tliis thing B.O.B.and locked them up in a secret prison facility.能来个人把她赶出去吗？咼度机密所以连提及名字都是犯了联邦罪Will someone get her out of here?!So secret that the mere mention of

49、 its name is a federal offense.谢了他不就正提到第区.Thank you.Is he refeiriiig to Aiea Fifty.在一次以蕃茄做生物遗传改变的化学实验中总统先生跟虫怪索瑞斯打声招呼吧A genetically altered tomato was combmed with a chemicallyMr. President, say hello to Insectosaums!altered蓉森小姐拜托打算将一般农作物变成顶级的餐后点心Miss Ronson, please.xanch-flavoied dessen toppmg at a

50、snack food plant核子辐射将他从一只小虫实验产生的湿黏物获得知觉Nuclear radiation turned liim fiom a small gnibThe resultmg goop gamed consciousness,变成一只尺的巨大怪兽导致东京遇袭变成无以破坏的胶团mto a foot-tall monster that attacked Tokyo.and became an indestnictible gelatinous mass而这个是进化的失落坏结我们最近新加入的是珍诺蜜卡Here we have the Missing LinkAnd, oui l

51、atest addition. Gmorinica.一个两万年前被冰冻的老渔夫被科学家们找到将军继续A <yeai-old frozen fish nian who was thawed out by scientists.GeneraL contmue.他逃脫了.继续在他的旧水域暴跳如雷她整个身体辐射出纯能量He escaped and went on a laiupage in his old watering hole.Her entire body radiates with pure energy,这个英俊的家伙是卡克洛奇博士导致她有着巨大的力量和体积Tliis handsom

52、e fellow is Dr. Cockioach. PhD，giving her enormous strength and size.是世上最出色的男人长官这些是我们最好和唯一the most brilliant man in the world.Sir, these monsters are our best and only chance他发明了个科学仪器要让人类有机会击败机器人的怪兽He invented a scientific machmeto defeat that robot.原声英语 29你是对的虫怪You*re right, Iiisecto.对付外星人就够烦了将军Don

53、't we alieady have an alien problem. General?我不希望再多个怪兽麻烦I don't tluiik we need a monster problem, too.你有更好的主意不成笨蛋？You got a better idea, nerd?好吧请留步OK. Stay where you aie.将军我保证会进一步讨论General. I propose we go forward怪兽大战外星人的构想谢谢with your monsters-versus-aliens idea. tlungy.翻牌Go fish.三张的？.tluees

54、?是的我有你是怎么办到的？Yes. I do! How are you doing tliis?你是我见过最幸运的家伙了-YouTe the luckiest guy I know.这跟运气可没什么关系-Luck ain*t got nothin1 to do witli it.搞什.?嘿！What the.? Hey!他们说我疯了我会向他们证明我会向他们证明They called me crazy, but Til show them I'll show them all!博士我希望你不要像个疯狂科学家那样发笑Doctor, Pd prefer you didn't do your mad scientist laugh我身上可挂了连结仪器的电线while Pm hooked up to this machine.你己在那个愚蠢实验上耗时一个多月了You*ve let that quack experiment on you for over a month.我不是愚蠢我是个疯狂科学家那可不同Pm not a quack! Pm a mad scientist! There is a difference.人伙儿我能有什么选择？Guys, wh