英语短笑话带问题_英语小笑话带翻译短

1、本文格式为word版，下载可任意编辑英语短笑话带问题_英语小笑话带翻译短 英语（小笑话）带翻译短一： do you know my work?one night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. two men stood outside and looked at the fire. "before i came out，' said one，"i ran into some of the rooms and foun

2、d a lot of money. people dont think of money when theyre afraid. when anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. so i took all the bills that i could find.no one will be poorer because i took them.' "you dont know my work，' said the other. "what is your work?' &quo

3、t;im a policeman. "oh!' cried the first man. he thought quickly and said，"and do you know my work?'"no，'said the policeman. "im a writer. im always telling stories about things that never happened.' 你知道我是干什么的吗? 一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。 两个人站在外面，看着大火。 "

4、在我出来之前，'其中一个说："我跑进一些房间，找到了一大笔钱。人在恐惊中是不会想到钱的。假如有人把纸币留在火里，火就会把它烧成灰烬。所以我把我所能找到的钞票都拿走了。没有人会由于我拿走它们而变得更穷。' "你不知道我是干什么的。'另一个说。 "你是干什么的?' "我是警察。' "噢!'第一个人喊了一声。他灵机一动，说："那你知道我是干什么的?'"不知道。'警察说。 "我是个作家。我总是爱编一些从未发生过的故事。' 英语小笑话带翻译短二： wif

5、e talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: i wish i were a newspaper so ill be in your hands all day. husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily 妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是看报纸，妻子埋怨说：我要是报纸就好了，那样我就可以每天在你手里了。 丈夫说我也盼望那样，那样我就可以每天换一个了。 note i wish i were .是虚拟语气的说法，表示盼望发生但不会发生的。 英语小笑话带翻译短三： the c

6、rowded store it was the day of the big sale. rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the stores opening time, in front of the store. a small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud

7、 and colorful curse. on the mans second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again. as he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,' that does it! if they hit me one more time, i wont open the store! 一天，一个商店降价大甩卖。人们在开店之前就排在了商店门前，排成了很长的一队。一个身材矮小的人推挤着想到