功夫熊猫1完全版英文台词

1、legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.he travelled the landin search of worthy foes.i see you like to chew.maybe you should on my fist. the warrior said anything for his mouth was full.then he swallowed.and then he spoke.enough talk. let's fight.he was

2、 so deadly in factthat his enemies will go blindfrom over exposure to pure awesomeness.my eyes!he's too awesome!and attractive.how can we re-pay you?there is no charge for awesomeness.or attractiveness. it mattered not how many foes he faced. they were no match for his voracity. never before had

3、 a panda been so feared and so loved.even the most heroic heroesin all of chinathe furious five.bowed in respect to this great master. we should hang out.agreed.but hanging out wouldhave to wait.cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. there is only one thingthat matte

4、rs and that.get up!you'll be late for work.po.get up!hey po.what are you doing up there?ahh. nothing.monkey mantis crane vipertigress . roarrrr!ahh.po. let's go.you're late for ing!sorry dad.sorry doesn't make the noodles.what were you doing up there?all that noise?oh.nothing

5、.just had a crazy dream.about what? uh?what were you dreaming about?what was i.aah. i was dreaming about a.noodles.noodles?you were really dreaming about noodles? uhh. ya what else would i be dreaming about? oh careful.that soup is - sharp!oh. happy day.my son finally having the noodle dream. you do

6、n't know how longi have been waiting for this moment. this is a sign po.uh. a sign of what?you are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient . of my secret ingredient soup.and then you will fulfill your destinyand take over the restaurant.just as i took over from my fatherwho took

7、over from his father.who won it from a friendover a game of mahjong.dad dad dad.it was just a dream.no it was the dream.wu xiang noodles.po broth runs through our veins.but dad didn't you everwanted to do something else? something beside noodles. actually when i was young and crazy.i thought of

8、running awayand learning how to make tofu. so why didn't you?oh because it wasa stupid dream.can you imagine me making tofu? ha ha ha. tofu!no we all have our placein this world.my is here and yours is. i know "is here".no it's tables 2 and 12.service with a smile.well done student

9、s. if you were tryingto disappoint me.tigress you need more ferocity. monkey greater speed.crane height. viper subtlety.mantis. master shifu.master shifu. what?it.its master oogwayhe wants to see you.master oogway you summoned me? is something wrong?why must something be wrongfor me to want to see m

10、y old friend? so nothing is wrong?well i didn't say that.you were saying?i have had a vision.tai lung will return.that is impossible.he's in prison.nothing is impossible.zeng fly to chordom prison. tell them to double the guards double the weapons.double everything.tai lung does not leavetha

11、t prison.yes master shifu.one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.we have to do something. we can't just have him march in the valley. and take his revenge.he'll he'll.your mind is like this water my friend. when it is agitated. it becomes difficult to see. but if yo

12、u allow it to settle the answer becomes clear. the dragon's scroll.it is time.but who?who is worthy to be trustedwith the secret to limitless power? to become the dragon warrior.i don't know.excuse me. sorry.oo.oo sorry.hey watch it po.sorry.aah. oop!sorry a thousand pardon.what?master oogwa

13、y is choosing a dragon warrior today. everyone everyone go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is going to get the dragon's scroll. we have been waiting a thousand years for this. just take the bowl! this is the greatest day in kung fu history! don't worry about it. just go! po! where a

14、re you going?to the jade palace.but you're forgetting your noodle car. the whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of them.selling noodles?but dad. you know i was kindof thinking maybe i.ya?i was kind of thinking maybe i.ahh.haa.?could also sell the bean buns. they're abou

15、t to go bad.that's my boy!i told you that dream was a sign.ya.i'm glad i had it.almost there.what?no!no! no!sorry po.we'll bring you back a souvenir. no i'll bring me back a souvenir. it's a historic day.isn't it master oogway?yes. the one i feared i would not live to see. ar

16、e your students ready?yes master oogway.now know this old friend. whomever i chose will not only bring peace to the valley but also to you. let the tournament begin!no no no wait!i'm coming.hey! open the door.let me in!citizens of the valley of peace.it is my great honourto present to youtigress

17、 viper crane monkey mantis. the furious five!ah.ah.ahh.they're the furious five!aah.aah. ouch!warriors prepare!blast no quick po.ready for battle.the thousand tons of fire! ho.ha.howw!wow. look at that!hey! get out of the way!uhh.oh.ohh!ah.ah.aah!hiyaah.ouch!and finally master tigress.believe me

18、 citizensyou have not seen anything yet. i know!master tigress faces iron arms and its blades of death.i sense the dragon warrioris among us.citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior.hah.butta.no no no wait!yaa.ahh.ha.ha.haah!ha.ha.haah. po! what are you doing?

19、what does it looklike i'm doing?stop! stop!i'm going to see the dragon warrior. but i don't understand you finally have the noodle dream.i lied.i don't dream about noodles dad.i love kung fu.uuu!oh come on son.let's get back to work.1 1heay.okay.ahh.aahh.aah.po!.heay.heay.hey.oh.

20、somebody.oh. what's going on?. where?why are you pointing.?oh. okay. sorry. i just wanted to see who the dragon warrior was? how interesting?master are you pointing at me?him.who?you.me?the universe has broughtus the dragon warrior.what? what?what? what!stop wait.who told you to.master oogway wa

21、it.that crabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem.you were about to appoint the tigress.and that thing fell in front of her.that was just an accident.there are no accidents.forgive us master.we have failed you.no. if the panda has not quit by morning then i would have failed you.

22、wait wait wait!i bring a message from master shifu. what? double the guard. extra precautions.your prison may not be adequate? you doubt my prison security? absolutely not!shifu does.i'm just the messenger.1 1 1 1i'll give you a message for your master shifu. escape from chordom prison is im

23、possible. impressive isn't it? yes very impressive. it is very impressive. one way in. and one way out. one thousand guards and one prisoner. yes except that prisoner is tai lung. take us down.ahh.ahh.ahh.ahhoh.oo.oh.oh my.behold tai lung. i'll umm.i'll just wait right here. it's not

24、hing to worry about. it's perfectly safe. both posts.at the ready. hey tough guy. did you hear.oogway is finally going to give someone the dragon scroll.and it's not going to be you. what are you doing?don't get him mad.what is he going to do about it? i've got him completely immobil

25、ised.haa.haa.haa.haa!oh.did i step onthe wooly kiddy's tail?i'm gonna. i've seen enough. i'm gonna tell shifu that he has nothing to worry about. no he doesn't.okay i'll tell him that.hmm.can we please go now?oh. wait a second.i think there has beena slight mistake.err.everyo

26、ne seemsto think i'm err.ahh.the sacred hall of warriors.no way.look at this place.master flying-rhino's armour.with authentic battle damage! wow.the sword of heroes.said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking . aah!.oww!the invisible dragon of destiny.uuhhs. i've only seen

27、paintingsof that painting.aah.ah.ha.ha.ha.heeyah.yah. aah.ah.ah.noo.! ho.oh oh oh.the legendary urn of whispering warriors.said to contain souls of theentire tenshu army.hello?have you finished sightseeing?sorry. i should havecome to see you first.my patience is running thin.ohh?well. i mean it'

28、s not likeyou are going anywhere.you turn around.sure.hey how is it going?how do you get .master shifu!. ooh!.ohh.whooo. someone broke that.but i'm going to fix it.i.do you have some glue.whoooaah.ouch.ooo!i've a splinter.so you are the legendary dragon warrior?hmm.ahh i guess so?wrong!you a

29、re not the dragon warrior.you will never be the dragon warrior. until you've learned the secretof the dragon scroll.wow.so.how does this work?do you have a ladder?a trampoline or.?umph.you think it is that easy?that i'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?no! i.one must firs

30、t master the highestlevel of kung fuand that is clearly impossibleif that one is someone like you.someone like me?yes!look at you!this fat blob. flabby arms.those are sensitive.in the flabby parts.and this ridiculous belly.hey.whooo.and utter disregard for personal hygiene.now wait a minute.that'

31、;s a little uncalled for.don't stand that close. i can smell your breath.listen oogway said that i was the.uh. the wushi finger hold.never. master shifu don't.haa.oh. you know this hold?developed by master wushi in therd dynasty. yes. oh. then you must know what happens when i flex my pinky.

32、no no no.you know the hardest part of this?.the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards.humm.okay. okay take it easy.now listen closely panda.oogway may have picked youbut when i'm through with you .i promise youyou're going to wish he hadn't.are we clear?yes we're clear we're cle

33、ar.we are so clear.good. hmm hmm hmm.i can't wait to get started.let's begin.wait wait wait.now?yes now.unless you think that the great oogway was wrong and you are not the dragon warrior. okay. well i don't knowif i can do all of those moves.well if we don't trywe will never know wi

34、ll we?yes it's just maybe we can find something more suited to my level.and what level is that?well you know.i'm not a master butlet's just start at zero.level zero.there is no such thing as level zero.hey maybe i can start with that.that. we use thatfor training children.and popping the

35、 dooropen when it is hot.but if you insist.wow. the furious five.you're so much bigger than your action figures.except for you mantis.you're about the same.go ahead panda.show us what you can do.ahh.are they going to watch? or should i just wait until they get back to work or something? hit

36、it.okay i mean i just ateand so i'm still digesting so mykung fu may not be as good as later on.just hit it.what'd you got?you've got nothing cos' i got it right here.you picking on my friends?get ready to fell the e on crazy feet.what're you going to do about crazy fe

37、et?come on. i'm a blur. i'm a blur.you've never seen bear style.you've only seen praying mantis.or monkey style.imagine snake-kiddy snake. would you hit it!alright. alright.why don't you try it again?a little harder.how's that?oohhh.oh that hurts!this will be easier than i th

38、ought.feeling a little nausea.ouch ouch ouch!oohh. my tenders.how did i do?there is now a level zero.don't deny that.i don't understand what master oogway was thinking. poor guy is going to get himself killed.he is so fighty.the dragon warrior fell outof the sky in a ball of fire.when he wal

39、ksthe very ground shakes.one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu. yes. or could at least touch his toes.or even see his toes.okay.great.ooouuch!oh hey. hi.you're up?am now.i was just.er.someday.eh?the kung fu stuff is hard work right?your biceps sore.i&#

40、39;ve had a long day and ratherdisappointing day so.er.ya.i should probably get to sleep now.ya. ya.of course.okay. thanks.it's just i'm such a big fan.you guys were so totally amazingat the battle of the weeping river.outnumbered. a thousand to one.but you didn't stop. you just oh. sorr

41、y about that.ahh. look you don't belong here.er.i know i know.you're right.i don't have it.it's just my whole life i dream of.no no no. i meant you don'tbelong here i mean in this room.but this is my perty of crane.oh okay right right.so.ya you want to get to sleep.keepin

42、g you up.we've got big things tomorrow.alright. you are awesome. the last thing i'm going to say. okay bye-bye.what was that?i didn't say anything.okay. alright. goodnight.sleep well.seem a little bit awkward.master tigress didn't meanto wake you. just a.you don't belong here.ah

43、ya.ya of course.this is your room.i mean you don't belong in the jade palace.you're a disgrace to kung fu and ifyou have any respect of who we areand what we doyou will be gone by morning.big fan.i see you've found the sacred peachtree of heavenly wisdom.is that what this is?i'm so s

44、orry.i thought it was justa regular peach tree.i understand you eat when you are upset. upset? i'm not upset.why would i be upset?so why are you upset?i probably sucked more todaythan anyone in the history of kung fu. in the history of china.in the history of bably.and the five.manyou

45、 should have seen themthey totally hate me.totally.how's shifu ever going to turn meinto the dragon warrior?i mean i'm not like the fivei've got no claws.no wingsno venom.even mantis got those thingies.may be i should just quitand go back to making noodles.quit. don't quit.noodles. d

46、on't noodles.you are too concerned with what was and what will be. there's a saying.yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift.that is why it is called the "present".oh no!what's happening?to your battle stations!go! go! go!fire cross-bow!fire!fire!tai lung&

47、#39;s free. i must warn shifu.you are not going anywhere. neither is he!let go of me.bring it up!wait! bring it back!he's going this way.he won't get far.archers!we dead.so very very dead.ha.ha. not yet we're not.now!can we run now?yes.i am glad shifu sent you.i was beginning to feeli

48、9;m being forgotten.fly back there and tell them thereal dragon warrior is coming home.good morning master.panda!panda! wake up!hmm hmm hmm.he's quitted.what do we do now masterwith the panda gone?who will be the dragon warrior?all we can do is resume our trainingand trust that in time.the true

49、dragon warrior will be revealed.what are you doing here?haa.hey.good morning master.i thought i'll warm up a little.you're stuck.stuck?.no.what?.stuck?no.this is one of the.ya.i'm stuck.help him.oh dear.lift me on three.one two thank you.don't mention it.no really. i appreciate it.ev

50、er.you actually thought you couldlearn to do a full split in one night.it takes years to developones flexibility.and years longer to apply it in combat.put that down!the only souvenirs we collect down here are bloody knuckles and broken bones. yaa.ha.ha.ha.excellent!let's get started.are you rea

51、dy?i was born ready.oww!oww!.oh!. i'm sorry brother.i thought you said you're ready.that was awesome!let's go again!i've been taking it easy on you panda but no more. your next opponent.will be me.alright. ya.let's go!step forth!the true path to victory is to find your opponent&#

52、39;s weakness. and make him suffer for it.oh yeah. to take his strength and use it against him.until he finally falls or quits.but a real warrior never quits.don't worry master i'll never quit.if he is smart he won'tcome back those steps.but he will.he's not going to quit is he?he

53、9;s not going to quit bouncing.i'll tell you that.oouch! i thought you saidaccupuncture will make me feel better.trust me it will.it's just not easy finding right nerve pointsunder all this.fat?fur!i was going to say fur.sure you were.who am i to judge a warriorbased on his size?so i mean lo

54、ok at me.i'm over here.haa.aah.maybe you should take a look at this again.ohh. okay.oouch!stop! stop it!eee.ouch!i know master shifu is tryingto inspire me and all.but if i didn't know any betteri'll say he's trying to get rid of me.i know he can seem like heartless.aaahh.!but you kn

55、ow he wasn'talways like that.according to legend there was once a timewhen master shifu actually used to spy.no.yes but that was before.before what?before tai lung.aah.ya.we are not really suppose to talk about him.well if he is going to stay herehe should now.guys guys i know about tai lung.he

56、was a student. the first to ever master the 1 scrolls of kung fu. and then he turned bad and now he's in jail.he wasn't just a student. shifu found him as a cub. and he raised him as his son. and when the child showed talent in kung fu shifu trained him.he believed in him. he told him he was destined for greatness. it was never enough for tai lung. he wanted the dragon scroll. but oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. outraged tai lung laid waste to the valley.he tried to take the scroll