Text 1 excuses,excuses

1、Text 1导语：从教数载，你一定收到过无数的请假条，请假的理由五花八门：自个儿生病；父母亲生病；爷爷奶奶生病；小狗生病；小猫生病；跌倒摔倒；闹钟未响；车船晚点等等等等。当然，这些理由真真假假。要当面揭穿孩子们的谎话还真不是件容易的事。等等！干嘛一定要当面揭穿？这不，Ralph Mckee Vocational School的写作课老师Frank灵机一动：与其当面让孩子难堪，何不将计就计？一堂创意写作课由此而生。其实，教学也需要创意，你说呢？让我们都跟本文的作者Frank学学吧！TextExcuses, Excuses1Frank McCourt2My students forge the n

2、otes. I turned them into a lesson plan. 1 I was in my third year of teaching creative writing at Ralph Mckee Vocational School in Staten Island, New York, when one of my students, 16-year-old Mikey, gave me a note from his mother. It explained his absence from class the day before. 2 “Dear Mr. McCou

3、rt, Mikeys grandmother who is eighty years of age fell down the stairs from too much coffee3 and I kept Mikey at home to take care of her and his baby sister so I could go to my job at the ferry terminal. Please excuse Mikey and hell do his best in the future. disguise: disaiz v. 伪装；假装forge: f:d v.

4、伪造genuine: denjuin adj. 真实的lunatic: lju:ntik adj. 疯狂的；愚蠢的epiphany: ipifni n. 顿悟anthology: nldi n. 选集P.S. His grandmother is ok.” I had seen Mikey writing the note at his desk, using his left hand to disguise his handwriting. I said nothing. 3 Most parental-excuse notes I received back in those days

5、were penned by my students. Theyd been forging excuse notes since they learned to write, and if I were to confront each forger Id be busy 24 hours a day.4 I threw Mikeys note into a desk drawer along with dozens of other notes. While my classes took a test, I decided to read all the notes Id only gl

6、anced at before. I made two piles, one for the genuine ones written by mothers, the other for forgeries. The second was the larger pile, with writing that ranged from imaginative to lunatic.5 I was having an epiphany.6 Isnt it remarkable, I thought, how the students whined and said it was hard putti

7、ng 200 words together on any subject? But when they forged excuse notes, they were brilliant. The notes I had could be turned into an anthology of Great American Excuses. They were samples of talent never mentioned in song, story or study.7 Here was American high school writing at its best -raw, rea

8、l, urgent, lucid, brief, and lying. I read: 8 The stove caught fire and the wallpaper went up and the fire department kept us out of vulgar: vl adj. 粗俗的；通俗的choke: tuk v. 呛；使窒息sheriff: erif n. 州长；郡治安官the house all night.9 Arnold was getting off the train and the door closed on his school bag and the

9、train took it away, He yelled to the conductor who said very vulgar things as the train drove away.10 His sisters dog ate his homework and I hope it chokes him.11 We were evicted from our apartment and the mean sheriff said if my son kept yelling for his notebook hed have us all arrested.12 The writ

10、ers of these notes didnt realize that honest excuse notes were usually dull: “Peter was late because the alarm clock didnt go off.”13 One day I type out a dozen excuse notes and distributed them to my senior classes. The students read them silently, intently. “Mr. Mccourt, who wrote these?” asked on

11、e boy.14 “You did,” I said. “I omitted names to protect the guilty. Theyre supposed to be written by parents, but you and I know the real authors. Yes, Mikey?” 15 “So what are we supposed to do?” 16 “This is the first class to study the art of the excuse note-the first class, ever, to practice writi

12、ng them. Youre so lucky to have your best writing and turned it into a subject worthy of study.” 17 Everyone smiled as I went on. “You didnt settle for the old alarm clock story. You used devilment: devlmnt n. 恶作剧；坏事immerse: im:s vt. 沉浸；使陷入seduction: sidkn n. 诱惑；魅力plight: plait n. 困境your imagination

13、s. One day you might be writing excuses for your own children when theyre late or absent or up to some devilment. So try it now. Imagine you have a 15-year-old who needs an excuse for falling behind in English. Let it rip4.” 18 The students produced a variety of excuses, ranging from a 16-wheeler cr

14、ashing into a house to a severe case of food poisoning blamed on the school cafeteria. They said, “More, more. Can we do more?” 19 So I said, “Id like you to write-”And I finished, “An Excuse Note from Adam 5 to God or An Excuse Note from Eve 6 to God.” Heads went down. Pens raced across paper. 20 B

15、efore long the bell rang. For the first time ever I saw students so immersed in their writing they had to be urged to go lunch by their friends: “Yo, Lenny. Come on. Finish it later.” 21 Next day everyone had excuse notes, not only from Adam and Eve but from God and Lucifer. One girl defended the se

16、duction of Adam on the grounds that Eve was tired of lying around Paradise 7 doing nothing, day in and day out. She was also tired of God sticking his nose into their business. 22 Heated discussions followed about the relative guilt and sinfulness of Adam and Eve. No one said anything negative about

17、 God, though there were hints. He could have been more understanding of the plight of the first man and woman, said someone.treason: tri:zn n. 法 叛国罪；不忠superintendent: ,sju:printendnt n. 监督人；负责人reckoning: rekni n. 计算；清算；算帐attest: test vt. 证明；证实 23 I asked the class to think about anyone in history wh

18、o could use a good excuse note. I wrote suggestions on the board: Eva Braun, Hitlers girlfriend. Julius and Ethel Rosenberg8, executed for treason. Judas. Attila the Hun, Lee Harvey Oswald. Al Capone. 24 “Yo, Mr. McCourt, could you put teachers up there?” said a student. 25 And then I heard, “Mr. Mc

19、Court, the principal is at the door.” 26 My heart sank as the principal entered, along with the superintendent of schools. Neither acknowledged me. They walked up and down, peering at papers. The superintendent picked one up, showed it to the principal. 27 The superintendent frowned. The principal p

20、ursed his lips 9. On their way out, the principal said the superintendent would like to see me. 28 Here it comes, I thought. The reckoning. The principal was sitting at his desk; the superintendent was standing. “Come in,” said the superintendent. “I just want to tell you that that lesson, that proj

21、ect, whatever the hell you were doing, was topnotch10. Those kids were writing on the college level.” 29 He turned to the principal and said, “That kid writing an excuse note for Judas. Brilliant. I just want to shake your hand,” he said, turning back to me. “There might be a letter in your file att

22、esting to your energetic and imaginative teaching. Thank you.” 30 God in heaven. High praise from an important person. Should I dance down the hallway, or lift and fly? Next day in class, I just started singing. 31 The kids laughed. They said, “Man, school should be like this every day, us writing e

23、xcuse notes and teachers singing all of a sudden.” Sooner or later, I figured, everyone needed an excuse. Also, if we sang today we could sing tomorrow, and why not? You dont need an excuse for singing.Notes1. This text is excerpted from Teacher Man, 2005 memoir written by Frank McCourt which descri

24、bes and reflects on his teaching experiences in New York high schools and colleges.2. Frank McCourt, born in 1930 in Brooklyn, New York, began a process of self-education and improvement that led, eventually, to a career as a high-school teacher.3. too much coffee: she drank too much coffee.4. Let i

25、t rip: let us begin.5. Adam: Adam was the first man in the world according to Bible.亚当6. Eve： Eve was the first woman who lived with Adam in the garden of Eden. 夏娃7. Paradise：Paradise is a place where good people will live in happiness. 天堂8. Judas. 犹大，叛徒。Lucifer: 魔鬼，撒旦9. pursed his lips: 撮起嘴唇10. top

26、notch: excellentPhrases and Expressions be evicted fromto be forced to leave somewhere驱逐，赶走glance atto give a quick short look一瞥turn intoto change into进入, (使)变成be worthy of deserving respect, admiration or support:值得的Reading ComprehensionChoose the best for each of the following.1. According to the

27、passage, the teacher _.A. is angry with his studentsB. does not like his students forging excuse notesC. blames the parentsD. teaches a successful writing class2. Mikey missed school_.A. because his grandmother fell down from the stairsB. because he did not like his teacherC. because his parents wan

28、ted him to be homeD. because he did not want to go to school3. When the students forged the excuse notes, they were _.A. very smart and imaginative B. boredC. indifferentD. excited4. The principal of the school _.A. blamed the teacher for what he had done in classB. praised the teacher for what he h

29、ad done in classC. was disappointed with the teacherD. fired the teacher5. Which of the following statements is NOT true?A. The students enjoyed the teachers writing class very much.B. The students were very creative in forging excuse notes.C. The teacher enjoyed teaching writing.D. The students did

30、 not enjoy the teachers writing class.VocabularyIChoose the answer that best completes each sentence.1. A number of _works of art have been sold as genuine.A. falseB. beautifulC. famousD. forged2. To _ ones power is to commit a crime and eventually end up in jail.A. accuseB. abuseC. deduceD. excuse3

31、. Seeing the speeding car, the policeman _the driver to pull up at the curb.A. reckonedB. beckonedC. softenedD. stiffened4. Unfortunately, he hit a traffic jam and missed the train_ a few minutes.A. withB. byC. beforeD. for5. She gave a clear and _ account of her plans for the companys future.A. luc

32、idB. dullC. unclearD. ambiguous6. Isnt it rather _ to talk about how much money you earn?A. politeB. boringC. vulgarD. pleasant7. The books will be _ free to local schools.A. contributedB. tributeC. attributedD. distributed8. The editor required him to _ some details of the article.A. omitB. permitC. summitD. illuminate 9. Few of us can be unmoved by the _ of the Romanian orphans.A