冰河世纪2纯英文台词

1、v1.0可编辑可修改TheMeltdow n冰河世纪2This global warming is killing me.This Is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold.What would it take to make you happyThis I like.Oh, no, you wont catch me.No running, James. Camprules.Make me, sloth.Make me, sir. Its all about respect.Water ball.Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hou

2、r.Hector, no, no, no, you cant pee-pee there.OK, there is fine. Ashley ,stop picki ng your.Pi ata!Stop! Youre supposed to wear bli nd folds.OK.-Hey, its my turn to hit the sloth. -Mi ne.-Mi ne. -Mine.Hey, you did nt have any candy in you.-Lets bury him. -Y eah!Hey, whoa. Who said you kids could to r

3、ture the sloth Manny, dont squash their creativity.Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammals.Wanna give a slotha handLook, I ope ned my camp. Campodel Sid. It means Camp of Sid.Con gratulati ons. Youre now an idiot in two Ian guages.Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guy slove me. Right,Billy

4、Dont make me eat you.They kid. Thats why theyre called kids.It old you, Sid. Youre not qualified to run a camp.What do qualifications have to do with child careBesides, these kids look up to me. Im a role model to them.I can see that.You guys never think I can do anything, but rm an equal member of

5、this herd.I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with somerespect.-Come on, Sid. -Sid, we were just kidd ing.Hey, lets play pi n-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.Yeah!Sid!I can do stuff.Wont give me their stupid respect.Ill showem.And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy.And they li

6、ved happily everafter.-Good job. -Questi on.Whydoes the burro go homeWhydoesnt he stay with the rabbitsBecause.because he wan ted to be with his family.He should go with the girlburro. Thats a better love story.OK, well, when you tell your burro story, thats what hell do.Burroi sade meaning n ame. T

7、ech ni cally, its called awildass.Fine. The wildass boy came home to his wildass mother.See, thats why I called it a burro.Could the burro have a graz ing problem The n hed be morere latable.-Bori ng. -Its not believable.-Do burros eat their young -Its not a good ending.Sometimes I throw up.They liv

8、ed happily everafter. You cant get more satisfy ingthan that.One big happy family. Thats the way its supposed to be.Wheres your big, happy familyThen the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.-You OK, buddy -Sure. Why not-I thought-Story times over. The end.-Run for your lives! -Wheres everybody go

9、ing-The worlds coming to an end. - What are you talking aboutFastTony - he says the worlds gonna flood.Folks, I holdi n my hand a device so powerful,it can actually pull air right out of the sky.Yeah, right.Gather round, gather round.Pard on me, do you have gills, maamSo you cant breathe un der wate

10、rMy assista nt here will dem on strate.Hey, I can smell the ocea n.What are you doing I cant sell that now.You suck air through your mouth, you moron.Through its desig n and sturdy con structi on,youll have ple nty of air fore on stocome.Of course, results may vary.Why are you scari ng everybody wit

11、h this dooms day stuffrm tryi ng to make a livi ng here,pal.forIts my weather forecast. The five-day out look calls intense flood ingfollowed by the end of the world.And a slight cha nee of patchy sun shi ne later in the week.Comeon,dont listen to him. FastTony would sell his own mother for a grape.

12、Are you making an offer I mean, no, I would not.Have nt you heard The ice is melt ing.You see this gro un d, its cover edi nice.A thousa nd years ago, it was cover edini ce.A thousa ndy ears from no w, it will still be ice.Say, buddy, not to cast a spersions on your survival in stinetsor nothing,but

13、 have nt mammoths pretty much go n eext inct-What are you talking about - About you being the last of your kind.Your breath smells like an ts.Be that a sit may, whens the last time you saw another mammothDont pay any atte nti on to him.Mammoths nt go ext in ct. Theyre the biggest thi ngs on Earth.Wh

14、at about the dino saursThe dino saurs got cocky and made en emies.Look. Some idiots going dow n the Eviscerator.Please tell me thats no tour idiot.OK, Im gonna jump on the count of three.One,two.Sid, dont move a muscle. Were coming up.Jump! Jump! Jump!Jump! Jump! Jump!Sorry.Twoand three one-thousand

15、ths, two and four one-thousandths.Sid, what are you doing Get down from there.No. Im gonna be the first to jump off the Evisceratorand the n you guys are gonna have to show me some respect.The only respect youll get is respect for the dead.Come on, Manny, hes not that stupid.-But r ve bee n wrong be

16、fore. -Ger onimo!Hey, watch it.I cant breathe. I thi nk I just coughed up my splee n.-Diego, retract the claws, please. -Right. Sorry.If I did nt know you better, Diego, Id thi nk you were afraidof the water.OK, OK. Good thi ng I know you better.Guys.Fast Tony was right.Everyth ng is melti ng.Its al

17、l gonna flood. Come on, we gotta warn them.Maybe we can rapidly evolve into water creatures.-Thats genius, Sid. - Call me Squid.This whole things a piece of junk. I cant believe I live here.WhatForget reeds. I prese nt you with this revoluti onary gizmo wecall bark.-Its so buoyant, it actually float

18、s.-Illshow you somethingthat floats.All right, its your fun eral.See This is exactly what rm talki ng about.Giants balls of furry lava the size of mammoths raining fromthe sky.Go suck air through a reed.Listen to him. Hes right about the flood.Iam I mean, yes, Iam.Wait. You said there was nt going t

19、o be a flood. Why should weliste n to youBecause we saw whats up there. The dams gonna break.The entire valleys gonna flood.Floods real, all right. And its coming fast.Look around. Youre in a bowl.Bow Is gonna fill up. Aint now a yout.What are we gonna doUni ess you make it to the end of the valley.

20、Theres a boat. It can save you.-I dont see anything. -Butyall better hurry.Grounds melting, walls tumbling, rocks crumbling.Survive that and youll be rac ing the water,cos in three days time, its gonn a hit the geyser fields.Boom!There is some good n ews, though.The more of youdie,the better leat.I

21、did nt say it was good n ews for you.He must have bee n a real pleasure to have in class.Dam.All right, you heard the scary vulture. Lets move out.Manny, you really thi nk theres a boatI dont know, but in a few days, this place is gonna be under water.If theres any hope, its that way.Manny, lets go.

22、Overtur ned glyptod ont in the far right lane.Traffic backed up as far as the eye can see.And it looks like there might be a fatality.I call the dark meat.Comeon, everybody, lets go. Comeon, come, come, come. Getin.-Come on, Gran dpa, come on. - We have to go.Well, Im not leav in g. I was bor n in t

23、his hole and r II die inthis hole.Do we have to bring this crap-Im sure theres crap where were going. This was a gift from my mother.OK, keep it moving, keep it movi ng.Manny, I just heard youre going ext in ct.Hey, if you ever master hygiene, try working on sensitivity.-Im not going Kids, look. The

24、 last mammoth.Well, you probably wont see ano ther one of those aga in.SeeOK, one, two, three. Where isJ amesStu. Come on, Stu.Lets blow this ice-cubesta nd.Stu.Folks, be the first in the valley to have your very own mobile home.-Shut up, Sid. -OK.Stop singing, Sid.Sid, Im going to fall on you again

25、 and this time I will killyou.OK, some one does nt like the classics.What if youre rightWhat if I am the last mammothBut Manny, I ook at the bright side, you have us.Not your most persuasive argume nt,Sid.-Mammoths- I knew I could nt be the last one.I felt it in my gut.Ext inct Come on.Hes up by a c

26、ouple of fifths, ahead by a tusk.And hes beating Diego as Diegos coming round the corner.Sorry. My stomach hates me.Well, dont that put the st ink in ext in cti onNasty.Mann y.I n eed to be alone for a while.You go on ahead. Ill catch up.One truly is the Ioneliest number.These work great.Cool.-Misse

27、d me, now you gotta kiss me.-Ill getem.-Whiche ndisup-ldhidethatfacetoo.-Hey, ugly. -I gotta sit on that.Got cha.OK, Im going in.-Sid. -What-Nice miss. - Cover your side.-I felt some breeze in that .-Out of my way. -Hello.Over here.-Surre nder -Never.Cool.Smoke them.If any one asks, there were 50 of

28、em and they were rattlesnakes.-Here, kitty, Big mistake, you miscrea nts.Miscrea ntsDiego, theyre possums.Retreat.I guess its just you and me now.I knew it. I knew I was nt the only one.Every one falls out of the tree now and the n. They just dont admitit.Wait. WhatSome of us have a tough time hold

29、ing onto bra nches.Its not like were bats or something. We dont have wings tokeep us up.And you were in the tree because.I was look ing for my brothers. They are always in trouble.Brothers You mean theres moreSure.-Theres lots ofEverywhere. Un der rocks .In holes in the ground.Usually we come out at

30、 ni ght so birds dont carry us off.Help! Help!Help!Well, shave me down and call me a molerat. You found another mammoth.Where Wait a min ute. I thought mammoths were ext in ct.-What are you looking at me for I dont know. Because youre a mammoth.Me Dont be ridiculous. Im not a mammoth. Im a possum.Ri

31、ght. Good on e. Im an ewt. This is my friend, the badger.And my other friend, the platypus.Why do I gotta be the platypus Make him the platypus.-This guy giving you trouble, sis -SisThats right. These are my brothers. Possum, possum, possum.I dont thi nk her tree goes all the way to the top bra nch.

32、Manny, brink of ext in cti ons a bad time to be picky.Hey, she should come with us.Areyo uinsan eNoway.OK.withMannywants meto ask you if youd like to escape the flood us.-Id rather be road kill.- That can be arranged.Funny. Let me have a little word with my brothers.Ellie, are you crazy Were not goi

33、ng with them.Look, well never make it in time if we only travel at night.These guys can protect us out in the ope n. What do you sayWhy did you in vite themCos you might be the only two mammoths left on Earth.He has a point.Sorry, whe n did I joi n this dati ng serviceMy brothers and I would be deli

34、ghted to come with you.If you treat us ni cely.See that Thats the total opposite of nice.Maybe well have a sn ack before we hit the road.You want a piece of us Lets go.Ban zai!-I got Back! Back!You know the best part Were carry ing diseases.OK, tha nks to Sid, were now travelli ng together.And like

35、it or not, were going to be one big, happy family.Ill be the daddy, Ellie will be the mommy.And Diego will be the uncle whoeats the kids whoget on mynerves.Now, lets move it before the ground falls out from un der ourfeet.I thought fatguys were supposed to be jolly.rm not fat. Its this fur, it makes

36、 me look big.-Its .Hes fat.Escaping the flood is the perfect time to shed those unsightly poundswith FastT on ys Disaster Diet.You, maam, you look like a big, fat, hairy beast.How would you like to lose a ton or two?Would I ever.Dont liste n to him, Vera. Youre already thi n as a twig.I also have th

37、e perfect cure for your eye sight, myblind friend.Well n ever make it at this pace.Ellie, itsOK, you can lose the camouflage. Youre safe.OK. Safe Please.Crash, Eddie, you two go scope it out.-What you got Perimeter all clear.-Roger that. One-niner, over. -Roger,over,victor.Hawk!-What are you doin g-

38、Play ing dead.-Manny, why dont you do that Because rm a mammoth.But youd do it for treats, rightIs he goneYoure safe. Get up.Man.If you were nt here, that hawk would have swooped dow n andsn atched me for dinner.Thats how cous in Wilt on went.Boy, I really feel for you. I do.I cant even imagine what

39、 itd be like to be the last one of your species.-Im not the last one.- You brave, brave soul.Thats right. Dont give up hope.Ellie.Look at our foot prin ts.Theyre the same shape.Well, how do I know those are nt your footpri ntsWell, the n,look at our shadows.We match.Youre right. Theyre the same.You

40、must be part possum.You wish.Diego, there are whole continents movi ng faster tha n you.We gotta catch up with the others.Hey. Knock it off.Cry me a river, blubber tooth tiger. Have some fun.The ice is thi n eno ugh without you two weari ng it dow n.Diego, come on. The ice may be thi n,but its stro

41、ng eno ugh to hold a ten-to n mammotla nd a nin e-t on possum.Mammal overboard!Ellie, get up. If you play dead, youll be dead.Look at me.Diego.Diego.Come on, Diego. Come on.This may sting a little.-What in the animal kingdom was that- I dont know.From now on, la nd-safe, water- not safe.That was the

42、 brave stthing Ive ever seen.-It was .-Its not a complime nt.To a possum, bravery is just dumb.-Y eah, were .Maybe mammoths are going ext inct because they get in dan ger.Maybe you should run away more.Good point. Thanks for the advice.Happy to help.Do you believe her Bravery is dumb. Maybe you shou

43、ld run away more.Shes in furiating and stubborn and narrow-minded.You like her.-I do not. -Dont worry. Your secrets safe with me.-And so is secretYou know, the one where you cant swim.Thats ridiculous.Fine. But were liv ing in a melt ing world.Youre going to have to face your fear sooner or later.Al

44、most there.-OK. Ready, Eddie -Set.Lets roll.Wait for me.No brakes. Gotta roll. Meet you at the other end.So you thi nk shes the girl for meYeah. Shes tons of fun and youre no fun at all.She completes you.Yeah.Hey, Manny. Can you pull back the tree and shoot me into the pondon.You expect to impress w

45、ith that attitudeI dont want to impress.Why are you tryi ng to convince her shes a mammoth?shesBecause thats what she is. I dont care if she thinksa possum.-You cant be two con traire,Ma n-fered.Tell that to the bullfrog, chicken hawk or turtledove.Hes n ever gonna let upon you.Itll be easier on all

46、 of us if you just go with it.So what do you want me to doPull the tree and shoot me into the pond.I dont know.If youre too lame to do it, we can get Ellie.No,n o, I can do it. I can do it.Yeah,yeah,come on.-Have you done this before - Only a million times.Farther, farther, farther.Perfect. Fire!Yea

47、h! I can fly!Crash!Crash!Crash!-Crash, are you OK - What happe ned-Ma nny shot him out of a tree. -Whats wrong with you-He said he could do it.- And you listened to himCrash, what ever you do, dont goin to the light.Can I help in any way hereYouve done eno ugh.-Are you happy now -Crash, Crash, dont

48、leave me.Whos gonna watch my backWhos gonna be my wi ngma n of mayhemWhos gonna rolli n that dung patch with meDung patch-Wait. My can stand.- He can stand.-I can He can run. Its a miracle.Hallelujah!adve nture.What can I say Theyre boys. They makemylife a littleYou guys are so dead. Thanks for emba

49、rrass ing me.Not the face.Ellie, Ellie, me too.Shes not half bad.Crazy and con fused, but sweet.SoSo whats hold ing you backMy family.You can have that aga in, you know.No, Sid, I ca nt.OK, OK, but think about it. I mean, if you let this chance go, youre lett ing your whole species go and thats just

50、.thats just selfish.I think Im starting to get through to him.-Wait, got poke.-Need help-N o,no. Just catch ing my breath.-Yo ure am not.All right, the n, lets go.I cant.rm stuck.Dont you think that picking them up like this would be easierEllieI know this place.You know, deep dow n, I knew I was di

51、ffere nt.I was a little bigger tha n the other possum kids.OK, a lot bigger.NowI un der sta nd why the possumboys did nt find meappeali ng.Thats too bad, because as far as mammoths go, youre,-you know. -WhatAttractive.-Really -Sure.What about me is attractiveI dont know.Well, theres yourbutt.What ab

52、out itIts big.Youre just say ing that.No, no, no, I mean it.Its huge. Biggest darn butt Ive ever seen.That is really sweet.What a crazy day.This morni ng I woke up a possum and now rm a mammoth.Boy, Manny sure took a big leap with Ellie today.Sure did.He stood on the shore of un certa inty and dove

53、right .Kind of brave, huh The way he faced his fear.I would nt know. Sabres dont feel fear.Come on, all animals feel fear. Its wha tseparates us from, say, rocks.Rock shave n of ear.,SidIt maysurprise you to know that I, too, have experieneed fear.No. YouYeah. Yes, as impossible as it seems,the slot

54、h has natural enemies that would like to harm or otherwisekillus.-I won der why -Jealousy, mostly.But the point is tha tfear is n atural.Fear is for prey.Well, then, youre letting the water make you its prey.Just jump in and trust your in st in cts.You know, most an imals can swim as babies.And for

55、a tiger, its like crawling on your belly to stalk helpless prey.But faster, OK Now, claw, kick, claw, kick.Im stalking the prey. Claw, kick.I look back over my shoulder to see if rm being followed.And rm breath ing.And rm stalki ng and rm stalki ng and r m.-Im falli ng. -Correctio n. Youre si nking.Kind of like a rock.Hey, do we do any special tricks like roll overOr do we just throw our weight aroundWhoops. Sorry.I dont know my own stre ngth yet.Ellie, do you realise that now we have a cha nee to save our species-Really How ar