1 社交网络剧本 中英

1、Like a second ago you said you like guys who row crew. 所以我想你该见过 So I assumed youve met one.我就是那意思 就像女孩都喜欢牛仔一样 I guess, I just meant like the idea ofit, you know the way a girl likes cowboys.好吧Ok.我们是不是应该点些吃的Should we get something to eat? 你想不想谈点别的 Would you like to talkabout something else?你知不知道中国的天才

2、 You know there are more people genius IQ living in China比美国人口还要多 than theyre people of any kind living in United States.我才有希忚啊 where Ill have the best chance. 你问我哪个是最容易进的 You ask me which one isthe easiest to get intowith-这不可能- 真的 where I have the best chance.你容易进 The one that the easiest is to get

3、 into,别人也容易进啊 Would be the one where anybody has the best chance. 你问的不是哪个是最好的You didnt ask me which one was the best one.你问我哪个是最容易进的You ask me which one was the easiest one.我就那么一问 好吧 I was honestly just asking, ok.就那么一问.I was just asking to ask.- That cant be possible be true.- That is.为什么呢?What wou

4、ld account for that?首先中国的人口多First, awful lot people living in China.但我的问题是 But, heres my question. 在那些SAT 考满分的人中你如何让自己与别不同呢?How do you distinguishyourself不只是从讨论终极俱乐部开始No, it just that since the beginningofthanthe conversation about the Finals Club我就觉得时间过得很快 I think I may have miss a birthday.中国天才真的比

5、美国的总人口. There are really more people in China with genius IQs than entire.凤凰俱乐部最多元化, 还有福莱俱乐部罗斯福加的是坡客 Phoenix is the most diverse. TheFry Club, Roosevelt punched the porc.哪个罗斯福? Which one?坡斯廉俱乐部, 也叫坡客, 是最顶尖的 The Porcellian, the Porc, its the best of the best 我是问哪个罗斯福?Which Roosevelt?西奥多 罗斯福 Theodore是

6、不是他们真用大去接. Is it true they send a bus around to pick up the girls?想和下任凤凰俱乐部主席开派对的姑娘啊Who wannaparty with next phoenix chairman.你懂为什么我想去那了吧So you can see why its so important to get in.好吧 哪个是最容易加的 populationof people who all got 1600 under SATs?-中国不考SAT 吧- 没错 - I didnt know they take SATs in China.- T

7、hey dont.但我说的不是中国是我自己I wasnt talkin about China-马克 我没别的意思anymore. I was talkin about me.- 艾瑞卡 -Mark, Im not speaking in code.你考了满分?- 对 - You got 1600? - Yes.我本可以去合唱团的 但我不会唱歌 I can sing in a Capella group, but I cant sing.也就是你SAT 一道题都没错Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong? 我可以划赛艇 也可以发明 25 美元

8、的电脑 I could row crew or invent a 25 dollar PC.或者加入终极俱乐部?Or you get into the Final Club?对 也可以加入终极俱乐部Or I get into the Final Club. 从女人的角度来看 男人不加入是件好事 You know,from womenperspective sometimes,not seeing a man in is a good thing.- Erika,你已经沉迷在终极俱乐部了You obsesses with Finals Clubs 你得了终极俱乐部强迫症你得找个医生看看 You

9、have Finals Clubs- OCDYou need to see someone about it.让他给你开点药 wholl prescribe you some sort of medication反正你也不在乎副作用会不会让你失明 You dont care if the side effect may include blindness. 是终极俱乐部 不是决赛俱乐部Final Clubs not Finals Clubs而且沉湎其中和积极进取是不一样的And theres a difference between being obsessed than being moti

10、vated. 没错 是不一样 Yes, there is.你就是这样 你刚刚就是话里有话 Well, you do that, its was cryptic, so you do speaking code. 我没想说别的 I didnt mean to be cryptic.我所要说的就是我需要做点大事好让他们注意到我 Im just saying I need to do somethingsubstantialin order to get the attention of the club.为什么 Why?因为那地方独一无二 乐趣横生Because theyre exclusive

11、and fun. 而且能让我过的更好 And they lead to the better life.泰迪罗斯福选 美国总统Teddy Roosevelt didnt get elected for the president-Well, which is the easiest to get你为什么问我这个 Why would you ask me that?就随便问问 I was just asking.没有容易的 这才是关键 None of them. Thats the o?我没开玩笑-不过我还挺喜欢男生划赛艇的- This is serious.- On the

12、other hand, I do like a row crew.呃 那玩意我弄不来 Well, I cant do that.-我开玩笑的-我SAT 一道题都没错我朋友爱德华多去年夏天- I was kidding.靠投机石油期货赚了三十万 My friend, Eduardo made $300.000 betting oil futures one summer.可他想进去还差得远呢 And Eduardo wont comes close to in.这里的人根本不看重挣钱的能力The ability to make money doesnt- Yes, I got nothing w

13、rong in test.那你有试过吗? Have you ever tried?- 我正尝试着呢get-尝试加入赛艇队?- Im trying right now.- To row crew?是终极俱乐部 怎么会是赛艇队impress anybody around here.他一定很厉害, 一夏天挣了三十万啊Must be nice. He made $300.000 in a summer.才不你是不是误会了Gettin into Final Club. To row crew? No! Are you like. whatever, delusional? 可能吧 有时候你两件事一块说M

14、aybe, sometimes yousaid 2 things at once,我就抓不住你的重点了. Im not sure which one I suppose to be aiming at.不过你见过划赛艇的人, 对吧 But you seen guys who row crew, right?-没啊- 好吧 他们比我壮 - No.- Ok, well, they bigger than me.都是世界级的运动员 They world class athlete. 你刚刚还说喜欢划赛艇的 -他喜欢气象学- 你刚才不是还说石油期 货吗- He likes meteorology.-

15、You said it was oil futures.你要是能预知天气 -也不是因为他是凤凰俱乐部的啊-就是这个原因, 还有, 他是坡斯廉的- becausehewasmemberfrom Phoenix Club?- He was a member of The Porcellian, and yes he did.你怎么不集中精力做你最好的自己呢 Why dont you just concentrate on being the best you, you can be. 你真这么觉得 Did you really just said that?开玩笑的 你就能预测燃油的价格 You

16、can read the weather, you can predict the price of heating oil.你刚才那么问我 是不是觉得只有最容易进的终极俱乐部 I think you ask me that because you thinktheFinal Club thats easiest to get into is the one,I was kidding.- 怎 么-color=#ffff00-=http:/www.1000fr. net=-謦灵风软影视论坛荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业用途我就是陈述事实 一点也不过分我就和你直说吧 我真心的道歉-

17、Yes?- Im sorry, I meant it.我很满意 但我真得回去学习了 I appreciate that but I have to go study.别这样 你回去也不学习 Come on. You dont have to study.何必回去呢 我们谈谈吧 You dont have to study. Let just talk.- 不行 - I wanna try to be straight forward我觉得你应该支持我 You might wanna bea little more supportive.如果我进了俱乐部 我就能带你去参加各种聚会活动 If I

18、get in I will be taking you to the events还可以介绍很多你平时见不到的人物认识and the gatherings and will be meeting a lot of people you wont normally get to meet.你真打算这样吗 You would do that for me?你是我女朋友啊Were dating. 好吧 Ok,那我也和你直说吧 咱俩完了 well I wanna try and be straight forward evenletyouknow thatwerenot anymore.你什么意思 W

19、hat you mean?我们不再是男女朋友了 对不起 Were not dating anymore. Im sorry.color=#ffff00 presentscolor=#ffff00 color=#ffff00-=风软FRM字幕组=-翻译: 何意难平Mico超大碗艾玛校对:小虎-Sync:VinE为什么- I cant社交网络- Why?因为我累了 跟你约会就像和跑步机约会一样 Because it is exhausting. Dating you is like dating a stairmaster. 我就是说 你现在用不着.All I mea

20、nt is that you not likely to.我不是说你爸妈 Currently, I wasnt makinga comment on youre parents.我就是说你去的是波士顿I was saying that you go to B.U. Boston University 我就是陈述事实 就这样 I was studying a fact. Thats all.如果你认为我太粗鲁我还是会道歉的 If its seem rude, than ofcourse Ive to apologiz e.- 我要去看书了 color=#ffff00TheSocialNetwor

21、k秋天 2003 年哈佛Harvard University, Fall 2003科克兰公寓Kirkland House 晚8 点 13 分8:13 PM艾瑞卡奥布莱特就是个Erika Albrights a bitch 你这么说 是因为她家之前姓奥布莱希特You think thats because her family changed their name from Albrecht?还是你觉得所有波士顿子呢 Or do you think because的女生都是-开玩笑的吧all B.U. girls are bitches?郑重声明 她也许看着有34CFor the record,

22、 she may look like a 34C.-我认真的- This is a joke?- No, its not.你要跟我分手 Youre breaking up with me?你要介绍我认识一些我平时见不到的人物You gonna introduce me the people I但那全是丰胸的功劳 -你不用看的but shes getting all kind of helpfrom our friends at Victorias Secret 她只有 34B 而且里面就像飞机场一样Shes a 34B, as inbarely anything there. 虚假广告害死人F

23、alse Advertising.- I have to go study.- You dont have to study.- 你为什么总说我不用学习啊wouldnt normally have the chance meet.to-因为你就念个波士顿而已- Why you keep saying that I dont need to study.- Because you go to B.U.想吃点什么吗 Wanna get some food?非常抱歉我的教育程度没能让您满意Im sorry youre not sufficiently impressed with my educat

24、ions.我也很抱歉 因为我没有赛艇 Im sorry, I dont have a row boat.- 那我们扯平了 .这 What the f.9 点 48 分晚-这到底什么意思啊?9:48 PM- 淡定点 事实 她脸蛋还不错 The truth is she has a nice face.我得干点什么转移注意力I need to do something to take my mind of her.说着容易 但我得先有个办法Easy enough, except I need an idea. 我有点喝醉了 我不会撒谎的 Im a little intoxicated. Im no

25、t gonna lie.就算是无聊的周二还没到十点又有什么关系呢 So, what if its not even10pm and its a Tuesday night?- What is that supposed to mean?- Wait, settle down.我什么意思?What is it supposed to mean?艾瑞卡, 我们之所以坐在这喝一杯 Erica, the reason were able to sit and drink right now,是因为你过去和看门那家伙 过床 because you used to sleep with the door

26、guy. 他叫鲍比 The door guy his name is Bobby.我没跟他 过床 I have not slept with the door guy.他是我的一个朋友 The door guy is a friend of mine.而且他是个好人 And hes the perfectly good class of people. 你就出身名门吗?And what part of LongIsland you from? Wimbledon?-我想我们还是做朋友吧- So were even.- I think we should just be friend.我不缺朋友

27、 I dont want friends.我也就是客气下 我一点也不想和你做朋友 I was just being polite. I have no intention of being friends with you. 操作系统课让我压力很大 Im under some pressureright now from my OS class. 点些吃的吧 或许我们就能. If could just order some food. I think we should.或许你以后在电脑行业会大有作为 Look, you will probably going tobe very succes

28、sful computer person.你一辈子都会觉得 You gonna go thru life thinking that girls dont like you,女孩子不喜欢你是因为你是书呆子 Because youre a nerd.但我真心的说 你错了 I want you know, from the bottom of my heart that wont be true.那是因为你是个混蛋 It would be because you are an asshole.科克兰的开在我桌面The Kirklandsis open on my desktop有人传了不少的照片A

29、nd somebody of these people withpretty horrendouspics.坐在那的比利奥罗森出了个主意Billy Olsens sitting here had the idea, 说把这些照片和家禽家畜放在一起putting some of the picturenext to picture of farm animal,然后让大家投票看哪个更火 and have people vote whos hotter. 这主意不错啊 奥罗森先生Good call, Mr. Olsen!好的 开始Yeah, its on.我不想和家禽家畜比 但我觉得拿两个人比不错

30、 Im not gonna do the farm animal but I like-别别, 你真生气了我回去了 Wait,Wait, wait is this real? Im going back to my dormy. 是的 那好吧 我道歉还不行 Yes.Ok, than wait, I apologiz e, ok.我要去看书了艾瑞卡.I have to go study. Erika.theideaof comparing together.因为这比Htwopeopledetecting an intrusion.亚当斯没有安全系统 且每页只能显示 20 个

31、结果 Adams has no security but limitthe number of result to 20 of pages, 我再用一次对付洛厄尔的办法就能搞定All I need to do is to break up some script I use on Lowell and reset.你博客 都写着呢Its on your blog.-好 吧 你还好吧给程度直接打分的方式更含蓄 It gives the whole thing a very Turing feel sincepeoplesrating of the picture is more implicit

32、.给人一种图灵机的感觉 (存储量没有限制的理论计算机) Thansay,choosinganumber represent eachpersons hotness like they do on 首先我们需要许多照片The first thing were going to need is a lot of picture不幸的是哈佛没有统一公开的照片库 Unfortunately, Harvard doesnt- Yeah.- Are you alright?-我要你帮忙-我就是干这个来的- I need you.昆西都没有在线的 Quincy has no onli

33、ne, what a shame!这我也没办法 Nothing I can do about that.真寒碜 - Im here for you.不是要你安慰我 我需要你投机石油时用的公式No, I need the algorithm you use to rank chess players.你没事儿吧 Are you ok?我们在给女孩打分 Were ranking girls.to顿斯特不太好弄 他们不是没公共目录他们压根就没目录 Dunster is intensenot only therespublicnodirectory but theres no directory at

34、 all.你必须进行搜索 而且每次超过二十个结果就什么都不会显示 You have to do searches. And if youre searchreturn more than 20 matches, nothings get return.一旦有个结果 也不会直接连接到图片 Once you do get result, they dont link directly to images.而是连接到个人网页或别的什么 They link to PHP that redirect to something. 很奇怪 估计不太容易我一会再弄 Weird! Thats maybe dif

35、ficult,Ill come back later.-你说女学生吗keep a public centraliz ed,-对- You mean others student.- Yup.你觉得这是个好主意吗 You think this such a good idea?我需要那个运算公式 I need the algorithm, alright. I need the algorithm. 每个女生有1400 的基础分Each girl base rating 1400.在某一时刻女孩A 得到R- a 的评分所以我将从各自宿舍电脑盗取他们照片So Im going to get all

36、 the images from the individual houses that people are in,登场 Let the hacking begin!从科克兰开始 这里的一切都是公开的还允许在Apache 系统中里插入目录First up is Kirkland, they keep everything openandallowindexesintheirApacheconfiguration,女孩B 得到R- b的评分所以用个WGET就能下载 科克兰全部的照片库图片了 Soalittle wget magicis all thatsnecessaryAt any given

37、 time Girl A has a rating R- a and Girl B has a rating R- b.当对任意两个女孩进行评比时When any 2 girls are matched up, 会根据已有的分数进行的评测theres an expectation of which willwin based on their current rating, right? 没错 这些评测方法写出来就是这样yeah.And all those expectationsare express this way. 把这些写成程序吧Lets write it.左边的 The one o

38、n the left.右边的The right. 右边的 -马克 谢尔顿醒了todownload.易如反掌 Kids stuff.theentireKirkland-怎么了- Hei, Mark!- What?-做的好 鱼很不错下来是伊利尔特 他们也是公开的-谢了但在Apache- Great one. Beautiful fish.- Thanks.埃弗雷特稍好点 虽然还是要搜索 Leverett is a little better. They still make you search.空白搜索会链接到有每个学生照片的网页But you can do an empty search an

39、d get linkstopageswitheverystudents pictures恶心的是 每次只能打开一张 I slightly obnoxious that they only let you view one picture at a time. 我不可能打开五百个网页 下载一百次照片 Theres no way Im gonna go to 500 pages to download pics one at a time 所以有必要退出EMACS 修改Perl 代码So its definitely necessary to breakout emacs and modify t

40、hat Perl script.凌晨 2 点 08 分 加不了目录Next is Eliot. Theyre also open, but with no indexes in Apache. 我进行一个空白搜索 接着数据库里的所有图片就会显示出来 I can run an empty search and it returns allof the images in the database in a single page.然后我保存网页 火狐就会帮我存好照片 Then I can save the page and Moz illa will save all the images fo

41、r me.不错 进展顺利 Excellent. Moving right along.请注意 Excuse me, everybody.你们现在所在的是 全世界最古老最有特色俱乐部 Youre in one of the oldest, one of the mostexclusive club, not just Harvard but in the world.现在我宣布凤凰俱乐部秋季学期首场派对开始 Now, I wanna welcomeyou all, ThePhoenixClub First Party of the fall semester. 洛厄尔有安全防护 需要用户名和Lo

42、well has some security they require username/password combo. 我可以直接进入 而且说他们没有 FAS 用户权限 Im gonna go ahead and says the dont haveanaccesstomainfasuser database所以他们看不到这次入侵 So they have no worry-搞定了-我们该先传给谁呢- It works.- Who should we send it first?-德怀恩- 尼 尔- Dwyer- Neal你想传给谁 Who will you send it to?唉就那么几

43、个人呗Just to couple of people. 问题是 他们会传给谁Question is: who are they gonna send it to? 哥几个 快过来看看 Hey, guys check this out.这俩姑娘 左边还是右边 Right or left.左边那个 搞定Done. 怎样了 Hey, whats goin on?时机正好 爱德华多来了 Perfect timing.他有我最需要的东西 Eduardo is here and he is going to have the key ingredients-马克右边还是左边Right or left.

44、左边那个 -爱德华多.- Hey Mark,- Eduardo.你和艾瑞卡分手了? You and Erica split up? 你怎么知道的 How did you know that?右边还是左边Right or left. 那是我室友 Shes my room mate.- She said allthat?- Mark.我跟她说了那样的话吗That I said that stuff to her. 我就是在读她的啊 I was reading from the transcript for the deposition. 你们究竟为什么要她作证啊?Why we do even ne

45、ed to depose her?这是我们的事 That really for us to decide.你觉得如果她把我说的像个混蛋 Miss, You think if I know shecan make me look like a jerk.悲剧啊 This is pathetic. 奥尔布赖特Albright?他写了和你有关的博客 He blog about you.你一定不想看到的 You dont wanna read it. 左边的 他建了个评选最在校女生的网站He set up a website, where you vote on the hotness female

46、undergrads. 当时我们在干嘛 怎么没听说这事What were we doing thatnone of us heard about this?忘了好像是早饭前三个小时皮艇训练Three hours rows before breakfast.然后就去看书学习了 For course. Studying.之后在泳池泡了三个小时 又继续学习 也不知道怎么就错过了还真是艾瑞卡 这是你的吗?那网站受欢迎吗?How much activity was on those thing?两万两千的流量 Twenty two thousands pages request.两万两千次?我们从新生那

47、里偷来的Erika, is this yours?给我滚出去 -我就会妥协的话 你错了马克.- Ill be more likely to settle.- Mark.我们休息一下 可以吗 Why dont we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that? 都连着 3 个小时了 Its been almost 3 hours.老实说你浪费了那么多时间And frankly you did spend awful lot of the time.就想用一个女孩在酒吧的让扎克伯格先生难堪吗?Embarrassing Mr. Zuckerberg w

48、iththe girls testimony from the bar.我没觉得难堪 只是她说了很多假话 Im not embarrassed. She just made a lot that up. 她发过誓的 She was under oath.我猜她不是第一个发了誓以后做伪证的吧I guess there would be the first time somebodys lies under oath.两个小时内点击率就有两千两百多吗 You got 22 hundred hits within 2 hours?- 万 流量真大啊 Awful lot of traffic.你说我们

49、是不是在它出事前收手啊 You think maybe we should shutit down before get into trouble. 喂 Hello?慢点说 什么事Wa- wait. what? 在凌晨四点?At 4 in the morning?有个流量异常网站 Well, this very an usual amount of traffic to the switch of Kirkland.不正常是说凌晨四点不该有那个流量吗Youre saying its unusual for 4 in the morning?这哥们黑了七栋楼的照片库This guy hack t

50、hefrom 7 houses. 一晚 就建起了网站当时他还喝醉了 He set up the whole site in 1 night.And he did it while he was drunk.两万两千 Twenty two thousands?你怎么知道他醉了 How do you know his drunk?他一边做网站 还一边写博客 He was blogging simultaneously,- 你知道我怎么想的吗- 说 啊- You know what I think?- Im way ahead of you 我们应该把他拉进来This is our guy.不就算是

51、在超级碗比赛中场休息时这个流量也不正常No, this should be unusualfor half time at the superbowl.好吧 Alright.我有点急事 Im gonna go in. 怎么了?Whats goin on?哈佛的网络要瘫痪了 Harvard network is about to crash.你说不会是. You dont think. 没错 I do.看看别人的吧 Go to see if its everybody.都连不 I cant comin网络瘫痪了 The networks down.如果不是巧合 我觉得这就是我们干的Unless,

52、 its coincidence, I think this is us.这不是巧合 Its not a coincidence.妈的 Holy shit.你就这样被校委会叫去谈话 So you were called in front of the Ad Board. 不是那样的 Thats not what happen.你没被校委会叫去啊 You werent called in front of the Administrator Board?我是说 在之前我和艾瑞卡在酒吧那一晚 No, back, I mean. thats, back at the bar with Erica A

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