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Can I talk to you ? 能和你谈一下吗?2. Can we talk? 能一块儿谈谈吗?3. Lets talk. 我们谈谈吧。4. Excuse me. You got a minute? 对不起，能耽误你一分钟吗?5. May I have a word with you? 能和你说句话吗?Launching conversation with a piece of news. 讲述一条消息来打开话题1. Listen up. 听着。2. Now hear this! 你听着!3. Get a load of this. 你听听这个。(load:大量，许多)4. Are you ready for this? 想听着。5. Guess what? 你猜怎么的?Asking other people if they understand 问别人是否听明白了1. Do you understand? 你明白吗?2. Do you know that I mean? 知道我的意思吗?3. See what I mean? 明白我的意思吗?4. Do you know what Im talking about? 知道我讲的是什么吗?5. Know what Im saying? 知道我在说什么吗?Indicating that you understand 表示明白对方的意思.1. I hear you 知道了.2. I got you. 明白了.3. I can see that. 这一点我明白.4. I hear what youre saying. 我明白你的意思.5. Okay, I know just what you mean. 嗯,我明白你的意思.If you do not catch what was said 假如你没听清对方说的话.1. I beg you pardon? 对不起,你说什么?2. What was that? 你说什么?3. Say what? 你说什么?4. Excuse me? What did you say? 对不起,你说什么?5. Im sorry. I missed that. 对不起,我没听清.英语情景对话,商务英语对话 - 赞同& 反对Agreement & Disagreement 赞同& 反对Simple agreement 简单的赞同语1. Yes. 是的.2. Yeah. 是的.3. Yep. 是的.4. Yup. 是的. (yeah , yeh 和 yup 都是口语中yes的变体. )5. Sure. 当然.Saying that you agree. 表示赞同1. I quite agree with you. 我很赞同你的看法.2. I share your view on that. 对这件事我们看法一致.3. Im sure you are right. 当然你是对的.4. I dont think anyone would disagree. 我想没人会反对.5. I have no problem with that. 对这一点我没有异议.Qualified or partial agreement 有保留的或部分赞同1. Could be. 也许.2. If you say so. 既然你这么说.3. So it seems. 好像是这么回事.4. So to speak. 可以那么说.5. In a manner of speaking. 不妨这么说吧.Simple disagreement 简单的反对语1. No. 不2. Nope. 不3. Not really. 不是吧.4. Not at all. 绝不是5. Of course not.当然不是Saying that you disagree. 表示不同意1. I dont think so. 我不这么想.2. Do you really think so? 你真的这么想吗?3. Dont be too sure. 别那么肯定.4. Dont speak too soon. 话不要说得太早.5. I wouldnt say that. 我并不那么忍为.Showing strong disagreement 表示较强烈的反对.1. No, I wont agree! Dont waste your breath. 不. 我不会同意的. 别跟我这儿费口舌.2. Do you expect me to accept that? 你以为我会接受吗?3. Over my dead body! 我死也不会同意!4. What are you talking about? 你在说什么呀?5. Are you kidding? 你在开玩笑吗?A: today is my!but，I almost forget. 对了，今天是我的生日。我几乎忘了B：Happy birthday, A ! Here is a present for you. I hope you like it.A:Oh, great! I love it! You know Ive been expecting this for a long time.B: Im very glad to hear that.C：hi， D today we are you going？D：wo，today is As birthday。Have you forgetten？C: Ive got to get a birthday gift for A。What are you going to get her?D：ti is a secretC、D：Happy birthday, here are gift for you.A：Oh, chocolates，I love chocolatesD:hats in the box then?A：Oh,what a nice toy car!E：Ive got a real problem.F：Whats the problem?E：you know。Today is a AbirthdayF: yes, What are you going to get her?E: I need to get something more thoughtful.F: I bought her a nice necklace.G:hi B。Where are you？B：Im in the A house, you come?G：Ive just bought a present。ll be comingB：Yes, h dont know where you put him over to playG：Well, wait to meetG、H: Happy birthdayA, We arrived late. This is a present for you, i hope it can promote bestA：Oh, great! I love it! You know。H thank you can come todayH：Yes, because i know you today the most beautifulA：Come here; let me introduce some friends to you.GH: ,E , You are so, right? E：Tell, i am happy starvedH: Oh, a, we will blow out the candles outA: I get a cake. oh, and a cola and im thirstyH: What shall i come to help？A：Friends and come this way.CDF：Wow, what a beautiful cake!F: However, or you the most beautifulDF: Wow, a, where did you make the cake, ive never seen anything so beautifulA：The next time i give you aH：Blow out the candles, A, but first make a wish. A：What should I wish for? B：Anything you want, but dont tell us. If you tell your wish, it wont come true.A: But im getting old, soBEC: We were old, but today, we would like to wait on you the queen asA: Fancy today, so many people, thank you for yourGFCD: After you all happiness of today is the most importantA: Let the candle blewA: Today i was touched, my dear friendsH: Because you are a great friend, a, today were happy, is not it? 小学英语三人情景对话材料A -Hi ,B,have you had any plan about our coming summer holiday? B -Yes,may be i will have a trip with my parents. C -Oh,thats great!where will you go. B -Hainan.what about you two? A -I will take part in an English learning cause.so boring C -B,You are so lucky.See,what i can do is only staying at home. B -hehe,I will bring presents for you. A -Anyway have a good time. C -well ,you are a lucky guy,but remember to protect your skin from the sunshine there. B -May be when i go back ,i have become a black man A -Thats not bad.just a sunbath Then,A,B,C,laught together购物 （Shopping） 1.- What can I do for you? - Id like some apples. 2.- Where can I buy some stationery? - Lets look at the shopping guide. Oh, its on the ground Floor. 3.- Could I buy half a kilo oranges? - Certainly. Here you are. 4.- Will you please show me that radio? - Certainly. 5.- How much is the radio? - Ninety yuan. 6.- Good morning, sir. May I help you? - Yes, Id like to buy a sweather.荆轲刺秦王英文搞笑话剧剧本旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：Its you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） Im Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Li Mochou, the other is Mr Jin Ke. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（十面埋伏中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. Im Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why arent you hurt?荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, Im kidding!太子丹：Oh, Im kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, thats a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? Whats the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why didnt you know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? Whats the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldnt reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, Im very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗（No matter音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action （大话西游主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。泰坦尼克号主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（肖申克的救赎）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自飘)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:I promise.荆轲:Never let go. “妻子:I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go.（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些泰坦尼克号的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：Its a good day to die. Never come back. Never Never妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.英语幽默情景短剧A Beautiful Trap英语话剧剧本两位女大学生出去找兼职，却被欺骗。CastGwen: Senior high school studentRita: Mom / Customer AFanny: WaitressIvy: Gwens friendDavid: Father / Customer BWillie: Boss-SCENE IFather and Mother are at home. Gwen just gets home. Gwen: Im home, Mom, Dad.Mom: Hows your day, Gwen?Gwen: Not bad. Im tired of taking buses to school every day.Father: Why?Gwen: The bus is so crowded every morning.Mom: I dont understand. Whats your point?Gwen: I want to buy a motorcycle - a Harley.Father: What! Harley! Are you insane?Mom: (to father) Calm down. (to Gwen) I understand your situation. I would agree if you want to buy a normal motorcycle, but Harley! Forget it. Gwen: But I want it so much. Ive always wanted one.Father: OK. I can contribute some for the motorcycle, but you have to pay the rest yourself.Mom: I agree with your dad. Gwen: Oh! Yes! Are you sure? But I dont have any money to pay for it!Father: You can use your New Years Red Envelope money or find a part-time job.Gwen: Hey, it sounds like a great idea to get a part-time job.Mom: You have to keep your eyes open when you look for a part-time job.Gwen: Dont worry. Ill be careful.Father: I can give you some advice and experience. When I was a teenager, I used to work as a porter. It was very tough, but I learned how to be responsible and how to use time. So will you. (change of tone) I remember I almost lost my life one day. Gwen: Thanks, Dad. I think I can handle it. Ill be careful. SCENE IIGwen: Ivy, I want to find a part-time job. Are you interested in getting one for yourself, too?Ivy: It sounds great! I can search on the Internet for job opportunities.Gwen: Then I can look at the ads in the newspaper.(After 2 to 3 minutes)Gwen: Look! Heres something interesting. It looks good.Ivy: Let me see. lets make a phone call to see what the job is about.(Phone rings. Gwen and Ivy are calling the “I Need You” Company.)Boss: This is “I Need You” company! May I help you?Ivy: I need a part-time job, and I saw your ads in the newspaper, so Boss: I see! Could you come to our company this Wednesday afternoon?Ivy: What?Boss: Oh! Wed like to interview you personally.Ivy: Is it alright if my friend comes along?Boss: No problem. You and your friend can come together.Ivy: Thank you. Bye.Boss: Youre welcome. See you! (hangs up.)Gwen: What did he say?Ivy: He said we can have interviews this Wednesday afternoon.Gwen: Great! Lets do it. We can meet there.Ivy: Im a little bit nervous.Gwen: Itll be fine. Dont worry.SCENE III(Wednesday afternoon, Gwen and Ivy are at the “I Need You” Company. They enter the company.)Boss: Hi, nice to meet you! Have a seat! Take it easy. O.K.! First, do you have any work experience?Gwen: No.Ivy: Me, either.Boss: Thats O.K. Youre just what our company needs. You can learn on the job. Second, do you have any talents? Like dancing or singing?Ivy: Well.Gwen: I love singing. My friend says I sing well.Boss: Very good!Ivy: May I ask what this job is about? What do you want us to do?Boss: Its easy. You just need to sing and chat with customers. They might give you some extra tips if they like you.Gwen: Oh! It sounds great! I can get a lot of money! Ill take this job! What do you think, Ivy?Ivy: Umm. but Im not good at singing or dancing.Boss: Its O.K.! FannyFanny: Yes.Boss: She can teach you how to do this job well. Its not hard.Gwen: How about the salary?Boss: Ha, ha! As to the salary, I wont disappoint you. I promise youll be a rich girl in a few days. (shows a cunning smile)Ivy: I dont think I can do it. It sounds fishy to me. I think we should ask more about what exactly we have to do.Gwen: Come on! Take it easy. Its a good opportunity. Well make a lot of money. Just think about the money!Ivy: No, Im sorry. I guess the job is not for me. Gwen: All right! Suit yourself.Ivy: Good luck. Bye. (exits)Fanny: Hi. Hmm(looks at Gwen from head to toes) I think Ill change the way you look, O.K.? (She starts to change Gwens hair style and her clothes and shoes; she also puts make-up on Gwen)SCENE IV(Gwens first day of work at a bar)Customer A: Wow, Fanny! Look at that girl! What a cute girl!Customer B: Ive never seen her before. Who is she?Fanny: This is Gwen. Its her first day here.Gwen: Hi. (She appears shy and uneasy.)Customer A: Come sit beside me.Customer B: Dance with me. (They both drag Gwen arms.)Gwen: Umm Whats this all about? Whats going on? (Gwen starts to cry and turns to run away.)Fanny: Wait, wait! Stop it! Come back! Hey, what are you doing? Gwen: That man touched my butt.Fanny: So what? Its no big deal. Take it easy. No matter what they do to you, you should always show respect to them and obey them.Gwen: (Sobs) Oh! The job is so different from what I have thought. I cant do it! I cant stand it! I want to quit!SCENE VAt Gwens homeGwen: I cant believe this. Darn! How stupid I was. Its disgusting. (Gwens still crying.)Mom: Whats wrong with you, honey?Gwen: Its terrible. I dont know how to tell you.Father: Whats the problem? Tell us. Gwen: I got a part-time job the other day. And today was my first day of work. I thought they just want me to be a performer, singing some songs and dancing for other people. But the customers there harassed me. They were evil. They touched me and it made me feel awful. I couldnt do it, so I ran away.Mom: What? Why did you choose this kind of jobs? Are you blind? Are you that stupid?Father: Calm down, both of you! You have to remember this experience. You should be careful when you choose a job. Didnt I tell you that?Mom: If you have troubles finding a job, well help you look for one from the Internet or newspapers.Father: Its O.K. now. Stop it.Gwen: Thank you so much, Mom and Dad. I love you.Mom: We love you, too, honey. J别摸我英语话剧剧本Dont Touch Me!Vicky和Lisa是某餐馆的服务员，一天，一个顾客对Vicky.人物AllenJimKukiFenixVickyLisa-Cast1. Vickya waitress at Mondays restaurant. She is a hard working girl.2. Lisaanother waitress at Mondays restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.3. Fenixone of customers. Hes a very ill-natured customer.4. Allen and Timcustomers at Mondays restaurant. Theyre good and decent men.5. Kukithe boss of the restaurant.Scene I(One