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Posts Tagged 搞笑剧本正义必胜英语话剧剧本5人短剧。搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案，不错的剧本。人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: HelloCaller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I dont have a son! Dont try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later the phone is ringing againMom: HelloCaller: Hello Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Dont do such a boring thing, O.K.? I wont believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me help me)Mom: Oh you are a good actor. This time is better but I still wont fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her daughters and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got thereMom: ElizaEliza: Mom why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya are you happy in the school? Lets go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didnt believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangsters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what hes doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate! (The big gangster hit the small gangsters head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey! Buddy! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! Its hunting time.Small gangster: Im so excited! Oh what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the small gangsters head again.) Hey! Wake up! Stop day-dreaming. Lets make a move!Small gangster: Oh my baby Im coming!Big gangster: Hey! Lady! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there?Eliza: Oh you should go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. AndEliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: Its too complex. I cant remember all the directions. Im a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? PleaseEliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm let me think okay! Lets go!Small gangster: How kind of you! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Dont move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: Im kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! Im hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Dont be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed)Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Dont cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! Im hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Dont play hide and seek with me! Its not funny. Im hungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello this is Anderson. Im busy finding my daughter. Dont bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her its time for dinner. Im hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Dont trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! Im here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember dont call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangsters fish is falling down on the floor.Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Whos there?Mom: Its me, Bunny Anderson, Elizas mother, Andersons wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, Im here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, lets interview the persons involved.Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: ICeline: I I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: UhMy mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: WellCeline: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.Mom: Yes. And the gangstersCeline: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And theyCeline: They want to trick you, butMom: But enough. Im hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And dont deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.出租车司机英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。CastErin Chang: RobberDebby Tsai: Police officerSerrin Lee: Betel nut girlAlec Zhao: Ghost studentLeo Lee: Taxi driverYi-ling Chen: Pregnant womanSummaryThis story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a Betel Nut Girl who wants to harass him. Second, a pregnant woman makes him feel nervous. Third, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.Tommy: Hello, my name is Tommy. Serving you is my honor. Where would you like to go?Betel nut girl: Hi! Tommy. Im going to Chong-Shan North Road, please.Tommy: Ok, Chong-Shan North Road, no problem. Um? I remember theres only a Chong-Shan East Road. Miss, are you sure youre going to Chong-Shan North Road?Betel nut girl: Um, Im not sure. You just drive. Maybe I will remember where it is later.Betel nut girl: How old are you? Are you married? Youre probably not married since youre so young. Do you have a girlfriend?Tommy: Ummiss, we are almost at Chong-Shan East Road. Do you want to have a look?Betel nut girl: Oh! Not here. By the way, dont you feel tired after driving all day long? Maybe I can help you relax.Tommy: Whatwhat do you want to do? Take your hands off me or Ill scream!Betel nut girl: I did nothing! You just missed a nice chance. Stop the car, I want to get off.Tommy: (Relived) Great! The total is 155 dollars, Thank you.Betel nut girl: Um! Take it!Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going?Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: Youre going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah. Its almost nine months.Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Are you ok?Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Were almost there.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?Tommy: Arent you going into labor?Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? Its still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice! All right well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go?Robber: Shut up! Just drive!Tommy: HeyHey. Be careful, theres no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.Robber: Humyour gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Ohcomcome on, dont do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense! Dont treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.Robber: . I dont want to do this really but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jailI really have no choice.Tommy: Dont be so sad. Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!Tommy: Butbutbut.Robber: Just hand it to me or Ill become a really bad guy!Tommy: I dont want to die yet.The police: BeepBeep stop the car.Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and.Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: Butsir.I got a robber in my back.Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? ButPolice officer: Heres your ticket. You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldnt drive fast enough, shed shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?Tommy: Just right over.what! Shes gone; she was here just now.pPolice officer: See.your lie is stupid Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir! Sir!Tommy: Im so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someones waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go? Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Umcan you say it more clearly? I dont know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem. Um its an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes. Its very special. My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh! Youve lived here for a long time, right?Ghost student: Thats right.Tommy: Here we are, but I dont see any houses around. By the way, its so dark here.Ghost student: Dont be so surprised. Were in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?Tommy: UmThe total is 100 dollars.Ghost student: I only have a 500 dollars bill.Tommy: Thats OK, I can give you change.Ghost student: There you go.Tommy: Um Whats this?Ghost student: Money.Tommy: Butwhere did he go? Oh, no!This isghost money(screaming)The Rolling Orange英语话剧剧本很有趣的4人话剧，讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。人物Tom: Father OrangeKlye: Mother OrangeWallis: Older Sister OrangeJessie: Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE IOne Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).Mother: Well, it wasnt the first time to be like this.Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.Father: Hey! We shouldnt look at them; otherwise, theyll notice us.Mother: But its useless.Sister: Oh, God! Were discovered!Brother: Oh! Were being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother: Well, well just have to do our best.Father: Yeah!SCENE IIOn a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?Mother: What are you talking about?Brother: I know what shes talking about (Brother turns to look).Father: What did you see?Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? Im so scared.Father: Now, children, be calm.Mother: Sh Someones coming.Father: Try to be quiet.Sister: I dont want to be taken away