高中英语 生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕4素材.doc

生活大爆炸第1季中英字幕400:00:01,170 - 00:00:03,830我最近又在想着时光旅行的事了you know,ive been thinking about time travel again.200:00:03,840 - 00:00:06,650为什么 你又撞上看不见的障碍物了?why,did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?300:00:08,100 - 00:00:10,210先不说那个put it on the back burner.400:00:10,400 - 00:00:13,760我想到 如果我发明了完美的时间机器anyway,it occurs to me if i ever did perfect a time machine,500:00:13,770 - 00:00:15,980我会回到过去把它送给自己i would just go into the past and give it to myself,600:00:15,990 - 00:00:19,640省得要自己再去发明它一次thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.700:00:20,510 - 00:00:21,350不错interesting.800:00:21,360 - 00:00:23,540是啊 这样能让我减压不少yeah,it really takes the pressure off.900:00:24,530 - 00:00:26,160听起来像是个大突破sounds like a breakthrough.1000:00:26,170 - 00:00:28,760要我打电话给科学杂志 让他们留下头版的位置吗?should i call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover?1100:00:28,770 - 00:00:31,640这可是时间旅行 莱纳德 过去的我已经打过了its time travel,leonard,i will have already done that.1200:00:33,020 - 00:00:35,200那我想就等着祝贺你啦then i guess congratulations are in order.1300:00:35,210 - 00:00:38,770不 过去的你已经祝贺过我了no,congratulations will have been in order.1400:00:39,230 - 00:00:41,310我肯定在派对上不会开心的you know,i am not going to enjoy this party.1500:00:41,320 - 00:00:43,860我知道 我太了解你i know,im familiar with you.1600:00:43,870 - 00:00:46,490上次系里的派对 芬克顿教授抓着我the last department party,professor finkleday cornered me1700:00:46,490 - 00:00:48,960讨论洞穴探险 一直说了45分钟and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.1800:00:48,970 - 00:00:50,250是的 我也在场yes,i was there.1900:00:50,260 - 00:00:52,170你知道窑洞有什么意思吗 莱纳德?you know whats interesting about caves,leonard?2000:00:52,180 - 00:00:53,870- 什么? - 什么也没有- what? - nothing.2100:00:55,470 - 00:00:58,140那我们躲开他 去见到新的系主任well,then well avoid finkleday,well meet the new department head,2200:00:58,150 - 00:00:59,920恭喜他 跟他握手 然后就走congratulate him,shake his hand and go.2300:00:59,930 - 00:01:01,060这样如何?hows this?2400:01:01,070 - 00:01:03,020见到你很高兴 盖博豪斯博士pleased to meet you,dr.gablehauser.2500:01:03,030 - 00:01:05,990您真幸运 学校雇了你做系主任how fortunate for you that the universitys chosen to hire you,2600:01:06,000 - 00:01:09,340尽管您25年来都没做出什么原创研究despite the fact that youve done no original research in 25 years,2700:01:09,350 - 00:01:11,510而只是出版了一系列畅销书and instead have written a series of popular books 2800:01:11,520 - 00:01:14,450将科学的伟大概念 降格为一系列奇闻轶事that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes,2900:01:14,460 - 00:01:15,980每则故事都简单到 each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration 3000:01:15,980 - 00:01:19,630能在一次肠部运动的时间内看完 (就是厕所读物)of an average bowel movement.3100:01:20,360 - 00:01:22,320mahalo (夏威夷语的谢谢)mahalo.3200:01:25,310 - 00:01:27,660mahalo是不错的修饰mahalos a nice touch.3300:01:28,360 - 00:01:30,700你知道夏威夷语里只有8个辅音吗?you know there only eight consonants in the hawaiian language?3400:01:30,710 - 00:01:33,000很好 你就这么做开场白吧interesting. you should lead with that.3500:01:35,010 - 00:01:37,110瞧瞧这自助餐oh,god,look at this buffet.3600:01:38,050 - 00:01:39,780我爱美国i love america.3700:01:39,790 - 00:01:41,440印度没自助餐吗?you dont have buffets in india?3800:01:41,450 - 00:01:43,820当然有 可那些都是印度菜of course,but its all indian food.3900:01:44,520 - 00:01:47,510在孟买你可能连救命的面包圈都找不到you cant find a bagel in mumbai to save your life.4000:01:47,520 - 00:01:49,430给我涂点shmear me.4100:01:50,830 - 00:01:53,140真是有趣well,heres an interesting turn of events.4200:01:53,150 - 00:01:54,800怎么了?what?4300:01:56,050 - 00:01:57,520霍华德带了女伴?howard brought a date?4400:01:57,530 - 00:01:59,230最有可能性的解释是a more plausible explanation is 4500:01:59,230 - 00:02:02,470他在机器人方面的研究 取得了重大进展that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.4600:02:03,070 - 00:02:06,260怎样 科学怪人们?hey,what up,science bitches?4700:02:07,370 - 00:02:10,590这位是我特别的女性朋友桑茉may i introduce my special lady friend summer?4800:02:10,600 - 00:02:12,380霍华德 我说了碰我要加钱的howard,i told you touchings extra.4900:02:12,390 - 00:02:14,510好 抱歉right. sorry.5000:02:14,990 - 00:02:17,750我们的新老板来了 礼貌点here comes our new boss. be polite.5100:02:17,760 - 00:02:19,130大家好hi,fellas.5200:02:19,140 - 00:02:21,170- 我是艾瑞克盖博豪斯 - 我是霍华德沃罗威茨- eric gablehauser. - howard wolowitz.5300:02:21,180 - 00:02:24,410霍华德 见到你很高兴 你是?howard,nice to meet you. and you are?5400:02:24,880 - 00:02:28,250一个真真正正的科学家an actual real scientist.5500:02:30,410 - 00:02:32,240这个开场白怎样?how was that?5600:02:33,390 - 00:02:35,860我不敢相信他开除我了i cant believe he fired me.5700:02:36,280 - 00:02:38,700你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师well,you did call him a glorified high school science teacher5800:02:38,710 - 00:02:43,080还说他上一次成功的试验 是点燃了自己的屁whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.5900:02:43,780 - 00:02:47,130但我之前说了恕我直言in my defense,i prefaced that by saying,with all due respect.6000:03:13,160 - 00:03:14,430早morning.6100:03:14,440 - 00:03:15,950早morning.6200:03:15,960 - 00:03:18,090今天早餐 你做鸡蛋吃?youre making eggs for breakfast?6300:03:18,100 - 00:03:20,780这不是早餐 这是试验this isnt breakfast,its an experiment.6400:03:22,640 - 00:03:24,990但看起来很像早餐cause it looks a lot like breakfast.6500:03:25,000 - 00:03:28,770我终于有时间验证我的理论 从蛋白质中分离水分子i finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water molecules6600:03:28,780 - 00:03:32,740以及它对口感的影响from the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis taste.6700:03:33,860 - 00:03:35,990听起来真开胃sounds yummy.6800:03:36,410 - 00:03:38,440我很期待你配上熏肉后的成果 i look forward to your work with bacon.6900:03:38,450 - 00:03:40,380我也是as do i.7000:03:41,300 - 00:03:43,970我相信只要你跟盖博豪斯道歉 you know,im sure if you just apologize to gablehauser,7100:03:43,970 - 00:03:45,690他会让你回去工作的he would give you your job back.7200:03:45,700 - 00:03:47,280我不想回去工作i dont want my job back.7300:03:47,290 - 00:03:51,270过去三年半时间我都在瞪着 写满方程式的板子上ive spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.7400:03:51,280 - 00:03:53,840在那之前我花了四年时间写论文before that,i spent four years working on my thesis.7500:03:53,850 - 00:03:57,960在那之前 我在上大学 而在大学之前 我在上5年级before that,i was in college,and before that,i was in the fifth grade.7600:03:58,630 - 00:04:02,830这是我十几年来第一次休息 我要好好享受this is my first d oayff in decades and im going to savor it.7700:04:02,840 - 00:04:04,830好吧okay.7800:04:04,840 - 00:04:06,910那你回去弄你的鸡蛋吧ill let you get back to fixing your eggs.7900:04:06,920 - 00:04:10,560不只是我的鸡蛋 弄的是全人类的蛋not just fixing my eggs,im fixing everyones eggs.8000:04:10,570 - 00:04:13,130我们都感激你and we all thank you.8100:04:43,780 - 00:04:46,650要用新鲜鸡蛋use new eggs.8200:04:49,540 - 00:04:51,310嗨 我正要去超市hi. hey,im running out to the market.8300:04:51,320 - 00:04:52,730你们要带什么吗?do you guys need anything?8400:04:52,740 - 00:04:55,270这就是那些不熟悉数学规律的人oh,well,this would be one of those circumstances that8500:04:55,280 - 00:04:59,050会称之为巧合的事件之一了people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.8600:04:59,410 - 00:05:00,080你说什么?im sorry?8700:05:00,090 - 00:05:01,060我要蛋i need eggs.8800:05:01,070 - 00:05:02,5304打就够了four dozen should suffice.8900:05:02,540 - 00:05:03,2904打?four dozen?9000:05:03,300 - 00:05:05,620对 棕蛋 白蛋yes,and evenly distributed amongst brown,white,9100:05:05,630 - 00:05:08,910走地鸡蛋 大鸡蛋 加大鸡蛋 跟特大鸡蛋各要8个free-range,large,extra large and jumbo.9200:05:08,920 - 00:05:10,290好 再说一次okay,one more time.9300:05:10,300 - 00:05:12,620算了 你肯定搞不对never mind. you wont get it right.9400:05:12,630 - 00:05:14,780我最好跟你一起去id better come with you.9500:05:15,210 - 00:05:17,210好呀oh,yay.9600:05:21,170 - 00:05:23,190你今天怎么没去上班?how come you didnt go into work today?9700:05:23,600 - 00:05:28,070我在休假 因为我不愿向平庸之流屈服im taking a sabbatical because i wont kowtow to mediocre minds.9800:05:28,080 - 00:05:30,190你给开除了?so you got canned,huh?9900:05:30,200 - 00:05:33,700理论上说物理学家不会给开除.theoretical physicists do not get canned.10000:05:33,710 - 00:05:35,580但你说对了but yeah.10100:05:36,290 - 00:05:37,570可能这样最好well,maybe its all for the best.10200:05:37,580 - 00:05:41,180我相信一扇门关上了 总会有另外一扇门打开的you know,i always say when one door closes,another one opens.10300:05:41,190 - 00:05:43,020不 不是的no,it doesnt.10400:05:43,440 - 00:05:46,050除非两扇门用继电器连接 not unless the two doors are connected by relays 10500:05:46,050 - 00:05:47,790而且还装有传感器or there are motion sensors involved.10600:05:47,800 - 00:05:48,390不 我是说.no,no,i meant.10700:05:48,400 - 00:05:50,580或者一扇门关上时产生的空气 or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure 10800:05:50,580 - 00:05:52,770压力作用于第二扇门引致.that acts upon the second door.10900:05:53,460 - 00:05:55,380算了never mind.11000:05:56,180 - 00:05:57,350慢点slow down.11100:05:57,360 - 00:05:59,290慢点! 拜托慢点!slow down. please,slow down!11200:05:59,300 - 00:06:00,250没事啦!were fine!11300:06:00,260 - 00:06:02,900你跟车都不保持足够的距离youre not leaving yourself enough space between cars.11400:06:02,910 - 00:06:03,880我有啊!oh,sure,i am.11500:06:03,890 - 00:06:05,720不 我给你算算no,no,let me do the math for you.11600:06:05,730 - 00:06:08,220就算这车重4000磅this car weighs,lets say 4,000 pounds.11700:06:08,230 - 00:06:10,620我140磅 你120磅now add 140 for me,120 for you.11800:06:10,630 - 00:06:12,550- 120? - 不好意思- 120? - oh,im sorry.11900:06:12,560 - 00:06:13,740冒犯你了吗?did i insult you?12000:06:13,750 - 00:06:16,800你的体重跟自我价值有关系?is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?12100:06:17,180 - 00:06:19,080当然well,yeah.12200:06:19,090 - 00:06:20,340有趣interesting.12300:06:20,350 - 00:06:23,890那么我们就算总重4400磅吧anyway,that gives us a total weight of,lets say 4,400 pounds.12400:06:23,900 - 00:06:26,080算4390磅lets say 4,390.12500:06:26,090 - 00:06:27,560好fine.12600:06:27,570 - 00:06:31,520目前时速是 老天啊 51英里/时were traveling forward at- good lord- 51 miles an hour.12700:06:31,530 - 00:06:34,870假设你的刹车是新的 卡钳也是校准的now lets assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned.12800:06:34,880 - 00:06:36,610当我们踩下刹车时still,by the time we come to a stop,12900:06:36,620 - 00:06:39,200我们就会和前面的别克汽车撞在一起well be occupying the same space as that buick in front of us,13000:06:39,210 - 00:06:43,140因此我们会在短时间内 给压成稀泥 死得很惨.an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death,mutilation.13100:06:43,150 - 00:06:46,430哇 看 他们在铺新的迷你高尔夫场地oh,look,they built a new putt-putt course.13200:06:49,350 - 00:06:51,050真不错this is great.13300:06:51,060 - 00:06:52,200看看我look at me.13400:06:52,210 - 00:06:55,570我生活在普通人的平凡世界中 im in the real world of ordinary people 13500:06:55,570 - 00:06:58,210过着他们无趣平常的一天just living their ordinary,colorless workaday lives.13600:06:58,680 - 00:06:59,790谢谢thank you.13700:06:59,800 - 00:07:01,740不 谢谢你no,thank you.13800:07:01,750 - 00:07:04,360还有谢谢你 普通人and thank you,ordinary person.13900:07:05,490 - 00:07:08,460你想知道关于番茄的趣闻吗?hey,you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes?14000:07:08,470 - 00:07:09,840不 不是很想uh,no,no,not really.14100:07:09,850 - 00:07:12,920你不是要买鸡蛋的吗?listen,didnt you say you needed some eggs?14200:07:12,930 - 00:07:16,300对 但任何对细菌繁殖学稍有了解的人yes,but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growth14300:07:16,310 - 00:07:19,700都会在出去结账时 才买冰柜里的食物knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out of the supermarket.14400:07:19,710 - 00:07:23,210那好 那你现在就该准备出去了oh,okay,well,then maybe you should start heading on out then.14500:07:23,590 - 00:07:25,720不 这样很好玩啊no,this is fun.14600:07:25,730 - 00:07:28,320关于番茄的事 我觉得你肯定会喜欢的oh,the thing about tomatoes- and i think youll really enjoy this-14700:07:28,330 - 00:07:32,220它们给摆在蔬菜栏里 但事实上却是一种水果is theyre shelved with the vegetables,but theyre technically a fruit.14800:07:32,230 - 00:07:33,770- 真有意思 - 是吧?- oh,interesting. - isnt it?14900:07:33,780 - 00:07:36,610不 我指的是你觉得有趣的事情很有趣no,i mean what you find enjoyable.15000:07:40,630 - 00:07:42,300天啊oh,boy.15100:07:43,440 - 00:07:45,400又怎么了?what now?15200:07:45,410 - 00:07:47,840服用维生素剂虽然有一定好处well,theres some value to taking a multivitamin,15300:07:47,840 - 00:07:50,270但人体能吸收的量是有限的but the human body can only absorb so much.15400:07:50,280 - 00:07:54,310你买这么多 就是买的一堆昂贵的尿液原料what youre buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.15500:07:56,000 - 00:07:59,140也许那就是我的目的呢well,maybe thats what i was going for.15600:07:59,150 - 00:08:02,260那你可以买锰well,then youll want some manganese.15700:08:07,690 - 00:08:09,260刚刚很好玩呀well,that was fun.15800:08:09,270 - 00:08:11,990也许明天我们能 一起去那种仓储式商店maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores.15900:08:12,000 - 00:08:13,150我不知道哦 谢尔顿oh,i dont know,sheldon.16000:08:13,160 - 00:08:16,980我要花一段时间才能 从今天度过的乐趣中恢复过来its going to take me a while to recover from all the fun i had today.16100:08:17,980 - 00:08:18,900你确定?are you sure?16200:08:18,910 - 00:08:21,390大宗采购有很多优势呀there are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.16300:08:21,400 - 00:08:26,520比如说 我发现你的卫生巾一次是购买一个月的量for example,i noticed that you purchase your tampons one-month supply at a time.16400:08:28,130 - 00:08:29,630什么?what?16500:08:29,640 - 00:08:30,290想想啊think about it.16600:08:30,300 - 00:08:32,050这种东西放着也不会变坏 its a product that doesnt spoil 16700:08:32,050 - 00:08:34,980而且你接下来至少30年都要用它and youre going to be needing them for at least the next 30 years.16800:08:35,850 - 00:08:39,350你要我一次性买30年份的?you want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons?16900:08:39,360 - 00:08:42,43030或35年 你母亲什么时候绝经的? well,30,35. when did your mother go into menopause? 17000:08:42,430 - 00:08:43,250好了okay.17100:08:44,020 - 00:08:46,020我才不跟你说这个im not talking about this with you.17200:08:46,030 - 00:08:48,690这是很自然的人类进程 oh,penny,this is a natural human process17300:08:48,690 - 00:08:51,110而且我们讨论怎么省钱的问题and were talking about statistically significant savings.17400:08:51,120 - 00:08:55,160现在假设你每次用15条 28天一周期.now,if you assume 15 tampons per cycle and a 28-day cycle.17500:08:55,170 - 00:08:57,740你经期正常吗?are you fairly regular?17600:09:01,750 - 00:09:05,810好吧 不去仓储式商店 但我们还是一起去高尔夫 对吧okay,no warehouse store,but were still on for putt-putt golf,right?17700:09:11,590 - 00:09:12,640我刚碰到佩里hey,i just ran into penny.17800:09:12,650 - 00:09:14,710她好像有点心烦she seemed upset about something.17900:09:14,720 - 00:09:17,140可能她大姨妈来了吧i think its her time of the month.18000:09:19,020 - 00:09:22,190我在日历上做记录 以备参考i marked the calendar for future reference.18100:09:24,890 - 00:09:27,300鱼是怎么回事?whats with the fish?18200:09:27,310 - 00:09:29,310是实验呀its an experiment.18300:09:30,210 - 00:09:32,400你的炒蛋研究呢?what happened to your scrambled egg research?18400:09:32,410 - 00:09:33,750那是死路一条oh,that was a dead end.18500:09:33,760 - 00:09:36,900炒蛋怎么弄也就这样啦scrambled eggs are as good as theyre ever going to be.18600:09:37,300 - 00:09:40,070那.现在研究鱼?so. fish?18700:09:40,850 - 00:09:43,120我看到一篇文章 说日本科学家 i read an article about japanese scientists 18800:09:43,120 - 00:09:45,860将发光水母的dna注入到其他动物体内who inserted dna from luminous jellyfish into other animals18900:09:45,870 - 00:09:50,300我就想 哦 夜光鱼and i thought,hey,fish nightlights.19000:09:52,500 - 00:09:54,390夜光鱼?fish nightlights?19100:09:54,400 - 00:09:56,010这是个能发大财的主意its a billion-dollar idea.19200:09:58,460 - 00:10:00,290我不会出去mums the word.19300:10:01,070 - 00:10:03,070谢尔顿 你确定不要跟 sheldon,are you sure you dont want to 19400:10:03,070 - 00:10:05,440系主任道歉 然后回去上班啊?just apologize to gablehauser and get your job back?19500:10:05,450 - 00:10:08,580不不不 我有太多事情要做oh,no,no,no,i have too much to do.19600:10:09,200 - 00:10:10,590比如说发光鱼like luminous fish.19700:10:11,080 - 00:10:12,950对不起 我不知道im sorry. i didnt.19800:10:14,740 - 00:10:16,310这只是个开头thats just the beginning.19900:10:16,320 - 00:10:20,600我还有个大宗女性护理用品 邮购公司的设想i also have an idea for a bulk mail-order feminine hygiene company.20000:10:20,610 - 00:10:23,100夜光卫生棉条!oh,glow-in-the-dark tampons!20100:10:25,840 - 00:10:28,760莱纳德 我们会暴富leonard,were gonna be rich.20200:10:31,750 - 00:10:34,080谢谢你这么快赶