比较级和最高级幽默的例子.docx

比较级和最高级幽默的例子Why do cowboys ride their horses to town?Itll take much longer if they walk their horses there.为什么牛仔骑马进城？如果遛着马进城花的时间要长得多。注：脑筋急转弯。walk dog遛狗；walk horse和马一起走。What is the longest word in the dictionary?Smiles, because it has a mile between the beginning and the end of it.字典上最长的单词是什么？微笑。因为第一个字母和最后一个字母之间有一英里。注：Mile:英里smiles = s + mile + sBoss: Youve got to find a way to make fewer mistakes on the job.Worker: Okay. How about if I come in later in the morning?老板：你必须要找到一种方法减少工作上的错误。工人：好，我早上晚点儿来怎么样？语法注释：1、few-fewer，修饰可数名词mistake；2、late-laterWhich American has the largest family?George Washington, “father of the nation.”哪个美国人有最大的家庭？乔治华盛顿，他是“民族之父”。I was as happy as a king - indeed a lot happier than most kings I have met.我象国王一样高兴-事实上我比我遇见的大多数国王还高兴。注：实际上你一个国王也碰不着。Diplomacy 外交 is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.外交是一门在找更粗的棍子时嘴里一直在说“好狗”的艺术。注：狗冲你汪汪乱叫时，你在找到棍子前要先夸奖这条狗，这就是外交，这就是艺术。What is the biggest thing in the world?Eyelid. They can cover everything in the world once you shut your eyes.世界上最大的东西是什么？眼帘。一旦你闭上眼他们能盖上世界上所有的东西。Is your refrigerator running?It is? Well, youd better go and catch it!你的冰箱运转吗？（你的冰箱在跑吗？）它跑吗？好了，你最好去抓住他。注：Running:运转；跑We have two ears and one mouth that we may listen more and talk less.我们有两只耳朵和一张嘴，所以我们可以多听少说。注：例句是想说明“我们应该“多听少说”，但这种比喻没什么意思。嘴在耳朵前面，我们是不是都应该先说后听呢？Why is the library the highest building?It has the most stories.为什么图书馆是最高的建筑？她故事最多（它层数最多）。注：story与storey；most形容词：最多的。What is worse than finding a worm虫子 in your apple?Finding half a worm in your apple.什么比在你的苹果里看到一条虫子更糟糕？半条虫子。注：那半条已经进了肚里。What can be put in a bottle of milk to make it less heavy?A hole.把什么放进一瓶牛奶里却使牛奶瓶变轻了？一个洞。The teacher looked at Toms outstretched hands, and said, “at least I know you are No.1 inone field -you have the dirtiest hands in your class.”老师看者Tom伸出的手说，“至少我知道了你在一个领域是第一-你在你们班上手最脏”。Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?Mom is closer, because dad is farther谁和你更近，爸爸还是妈妈？妈妈更近，因为爸爸更远。注：Father与farther谐音场景再现：你对拿了你家梯子的邻居说：Ill take further step if you dont return my ladder.如果你不归还我家的梯子，我将采取下一步行动。注：step：步骤；梯级。Im as old as my tongu