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第第页幽默英文演讲稿范文幽默英文演讲稿1

Goodmorningeverybody,I’mverygladtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech.WeallknowthatBing*inhasafamoussaying“wealwaysadmirethebeautyofflowersbutitssproutwaswateredbytearsofstruggleandrainedbybloodofsacrifice”.Soforthemajority,behindtheirsuccess,arefilledofsweatandtears.Eagleflyinginthevastfirmament,mustbee*periencedthepainofcountlesstimesfallunderthecliff,thenhammeredoutapairofvolleywings.Ashinningofpearls,inevitablysufferedcountlessbodyfrictionandnumerouswaves’shock.Inthisview,arealsuccessfulpeople,andhemuste*periencednumeroustimestostandupagainandaginafterfailed,becausewithoutsweatandtearsontheliferoad,noonecancasuallygetthebeautifulflowers.AlfteraheavyfallShiTieshenglosthislegs,itmustbeaheavyblowforanyone.Buthedidntlosefaithinlife,butusehisbrainandhandstoshowtheinfiniteloveoflife;

Beethovenwasblindanddeaf,buthestillhadwrittentheHeroDestinyndsoonalargenumberofmusicworks,inhisunfortunatelylife,hedoggedlygrippedthefateofthethroat.Theyallhadafall,buttheyarestrongenoughtostandup,fightagainstfateandmisfortune,finallytheysucceed.Soforeachofus,wrestlingisnotterrible,loseconfidenceandcourageinlifeisthemostterribething.Inmyopionion,thesweatandtearsduringthelife’journeyareveryimportantforus,theyhoneourwill,andenrichoure*perience.Asthesayinggoes,howcanyouseetherainbowwithoutarainyday,whileyoudontworkhardandnotstruggle,howcanyougainthesuccessfulflowers.Allinall,thesweatandtearsonthestrugglingroadisinevitable,don’tlookforshortcutsanymore,steadfastwalkeverystep,wewillsucceedintheend.Sobeliefyourself,nothingisimpossile,justdoit.Thankyoufortakingyourtimetolistentomyspeech,Ihopeinthenearfutureweallcanbesuccessful.

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Thehoursofawisemanarelengthenedbyhisideasasthoseofafoolarebyhispassions.Thetimeoftheoneislong,becausehedoesnotknowwhattodowithit;asisthatoftheother,becausehedistinguisheseverymomentofitwithusefuloramusingthoughts,orinotherwords,becausetheoneisalwayswishingitaway,andtheotheralwaysenjoyingit.

Howdifferentistheviewofpastlife,inthemanwhoisgrownoldinknowledgeandwisdom,fromthatofhimwhoisgrowninignoranceandfolly?Thelatterisliketheownerofabarrencountry,thatfillshiseyewiththe[1]prospectofnakedhillsandplains,whichproducenothingeitherprofitableor[2]ornamental;theother[3]beholdsabeautifulandspaciouslandscape,dividedintodelightfulgardens,greenmeadows,fruitfulfields,andcanscarce[4]casthiseyeuponasinglespotofhispossessions,thatisnotcoveredwithsomebeautifulplantorflower.

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Mattandhiswifelivedinthecountry.Mattwasverystingyandhatedspendingmoney.Onedayafaircametothenearbytown.

Let’sgotothefair,Matt,hiswifesaid.Wehaven’tbeenanywhereforalongtime.

Mattthoughtaboutthisforawhile.Heknewhewouldhavetospendmoneyatthefair.Atlasthesaid,Allright,butI’mnotgoingtospendmuchmoney.We’lllookatthings,butwewon’tbuyanything.

Theywenttothefairandlookedatallthethingstobuy.ThereweremanythingsMatt’swifewantedtobuy,buthewouldnotletherspendanymoney.

Then,inanearbyfield,theysawasmallairplane.

Funflights!thenoticesaid,$$10for10minutes.

Matthadneverbeeninanairplaneandhewantedtogoonafunflight.However,hedidn’twanttohavetopayforhiswife,aswell.

I’veonlygot$$10,hetoldthepilot.Canmywifecomewithmeforfree?Thepilotwasn’tsellingmanytickets,sohesaid,I’llmakeabargainwithyou.Ifyourwifedoesn’tscreamorshout,shecanhaveafreeflight.

Mattagreed,andgotintothesmallairplanewithhiswife.

Thepilottookoffandmadehisairplanedoallkindsofthings.Atonemomentitwasflyingupsidedown.

Whentheplanelanded,thepilotsaid,0.K.yourwifedidn’tmakeasound.Shecanhaveherridefree.

Thankyou,Mattsaid.Itwasn’teasyforher,youknow,especiallywhenshefellout.

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Thereisawonderfulwordwhiche*pressesthemostoriginalmotionsanddesiresamonghuman-beings.Withsolvinganykindofimperfections,ourworldhasmovedahead.Thisistheword“innovation”thatwecannotaffordtolose.

Wechicanedeverydetailoftheinnovation.Thousandsyearsbefore,wecreatedfirewhenwetookastonetoknockanotherone.SinceHanDynasty,fourgreatinventionshadbeencreatedanditisoneofthegreatestsignsthatChinabecometotheancientcivilizedcountry.Andnowadays,thousandsofsoftware,products,architecturesandpublicfacilitieshaveupgradedmorethanthatabout100yearsago.Sohowdidthesehappen?Whatwillyoudoifyouarenotsatisfiedwithyourtoolsanymore?Whatwillyoudoifoldmodecannotaffordtodevelopinacompany?Thereisnodoubtthatweshouldinnovatenomatterwhereweareandwhatwedo.Notbecauseofthedesignitself,butactuallyforitsintendedpurpose.

IftherewasnoApple,everyonecouldnotimaginehowtocontactotherseasilyandenjoyabetterInternetsurfing.

IftherewasnoMicrosoft,perhapswestillworkedinadimofficeandduplicatesometroublesomedocuments.IftherewasnoNewton,andnotheoryofgravity,maybeIwillwintheNobelPrizelikeNewtonratherthanjuststandinghere.Ihaveheardthatthreeapplechangedtheworld.ThefirstoneseducedEve.ThesecondoneawakenedNewton.ThethirdonewasinthehandsofSteveJobs.Wesortofthinktheinnovationoftheworldbeganwithapple.IimaginelotsofpeoplewanttobecomeanotherNewtonorJobsrightnowwithjustonehandtochangetheworld,right?Havetheinnovationtofollowyourheart.Itsomehowalreadyreflectswhatyoutrulywanttobecome.Everythingelseissecondary.

Viaquestioning,wecanstarttoinnovate.Viainnovating,wecanstarttocreatebetterlives.Noinnovation,noimprovement.Noimprovement,nosuccess.Andnosuccess,nocivilization.Now,ourtimeislimited,sodontwasteitlivingsomeoneelseslife!Dontletthenoiseofothersopinionsdrownoutyourowninnervoice!Dontletyourselfdown!Itistheinnovationthatwecannotaffordtolose!

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Goodmorningteachersandfellowstudents.Todaywewouldliketointroduceafewfavoritebookstoyou.

Myfavoritebookis(Italian:Cuore).ThisisadiarywrittenbyanItalianboyEnrico.Thediaryisabouthislifeandstudy.ItincludedvarioustouchingstoriesthathappenedaroundEnrico,themottostaughtbyhisparents,aswellasthewonderfultenmonthlystoriestoldbyhisteacherduringtheclass.Everywordinthechapterdescribesthewordlove.Frompatriotismtofriendship,andtothelovebetweenparentsandchild--reallytouc