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-Whatyouguysdoing?-Monica'smakinguswatchOldYeller.你们在干嘛？摩妮卡逼我们看“老黄狗”Whyareyouguysupset?It'sOldYeller.It'sahappymovie.那你们在伤心什么？这是一部快乐的电影啊-What?-Whatareyoutalkingabout?什么？你在胡扯什么？Comeon.Happyfamilygetsadog.少来了，快乐家庭养了一只狗Frontierfun!荒野之乐Pheebs,whatabouttheend?对呀，但是结局呢？WhenYellersavesthefamilyandeveryone'shappy?是老黄救全家人于狼口之中大家皆大欢喜That'snottheend.那不是结局That'swhenmymotherwouldshutofftheTVandsay,"Theend."才是呢，我妈会在那个时候关掉电视说已结束了Whataboutwhenhehasrabies?那它生狂犬病的情节呢？Hedoesn'thaverabies.Hehasbabies.它没有生狂犬病它生了小宝宝That'swhatmymomsaid.我妈说的Idon'tthinkshe'dwantyoutoseewhat'sabouttohappen.菲比，我猜你妈不想你看接下来的剧情Why?What'sabouttohappen?为什么？接下来怎么样？I'veneverseenthispart.这部份我从没看过Hey,Travis,whatyoudoingwiththatgun?崔维，你拿枪干什么？Oh,no.不…No,no,Travis,putdownthegun.崔维，把枪放下来No,no,he'syourbuddy.He'syourYeller.不要…它是你的伙伴是你的老黄No!Theend!Theend!不…剧终…Okay,whatkindofasickdoggysnufffilmisthis?这算什么病态的狗电影？Okay,whatkindofasickdoggysnufffilmisthis?TheOneWhereOldYellerDiesOkay,whatkindofasickdoggysnufffilmisthis?六人行第2季第20集猎狗之死Haveyouguyseaten?Richardandljustfinished,andwe'vegotleftovers.你们吃过了吗？我跟理查刚吃过，我们还有剩菜Chickenandpotatoes.鸡肉跟马铃薯WhatamIwearing?我穿什么？Actually,nothingbutrubbergloves.事实上，塑胶手套而已Oneofthesetimes,you'llreallybenakedandwewon'tcomeover.有一天你会真的一丝不挂而我们却不会过来了Igotaleg,threebreastsandawing.我有条腿，三块胸跟一根翅膀Howdoyoufindclothesthatfit?那你怎么找得到衣服穿？Hey,Monica?Wegotaquestion.摩妮卡，我们有问题Allright,yes,Iseeotherwomenintheshoweratthegym.好吧，再说一遍，对，我在健身房浴室会看到别的女人Andno,Idon'tlook.不，我目不斜视No,notthatone.不，不是那个We'refiguringoutwhotobringtotheNicksgame.我们在想今晚带谁去看尼克队赛球，我们多了一张票Rosscan'tgo,soit'sbetweenmyfriendEricPrower,whohasbreathissues...对，罗斯不能去，所以要嘛就是我朋友包艾力，他有口臭...andDan,withthepoking."Didyouseethatplay?"…或是丹，他爱戳人“你看到了吗？”"Youwantmorebeer?IsthatSpikeLee?"“还要啤酒吗？”“那是史派克李吗？”Whydon'tyouaskRichard?为什么不问理查？Richard,ifyouhadanextratickettotheNicksgame...理查，如果你有多一张尼克队球赛的票…...andyouhadtochoosebetweenafriendwhosmelled...…而你必须从有口臭…...andonewhobruisesyou,whowouldyoupick?…跟会戳人的朋友当中选你会选谁？BeingahugeNicksfanmyself...对一个大尼克迷来说…...Ithinkyoushouldtakesomeonewho'sahugeNicksfan.…我想你们应该选一个大尼克迷That'sEric.那就艾力好了Gladtobeofhelp.Matches.乐意效劳，不客气Imeant,whydon'tyoutakeRichardtothegame?我是说你们为什么不请理查去？What?怎么样？-Idon'tknow.-Comeon!我不知道少来了Hekeepshisfingerstohimself,andhe'salwaysmintyfresh.他从来不会乱指乱戳口气永远芳香自然Richard'sreallynice.Wejustdon'tknowhimreallywell.理查他这个人真的很好啦只是我们跟他不是很熟Plus,he'sold加上他又老…erthansomepeople.…对某些人来说Butyoungerthansomebuildings.但他比某些建筑要年轻一点Sowhat,he'salittleolder.Bigdeal.他老一点又怎么样？He'simportanttome.他对我而言是很重要的Ifyouaskhim,hemighttakeyouinhisJag.你们问他的话他或许会开积架车去哦Howdowesayyes...我们要怎么说…...andmakeitseemlikeit'snotjusttorideinthecoolcar?…才不会听起来像为了要搭他的酷车才邀请他去Okay,thiscouldbetough.这有点棘手We'llbringhim,butonlyifhetakestheJaguar.他如果开积架车来我们才会带他去Youalmosthadit.你差点办到了No,no,you'refine.You'refine.不…你没问题…Hi,honey.亲爱的Youarenotgonnabelievewhathappened!你们一定不会相信发生了什么事Wewereplayingonthefloor,andhegrabsthetable...我们坐在那边地板上玩他抓住了桌子…...andhepullshimselfup!…把自己拉起来了Hepulledhimselfup!他把自己拉起来了Standingman!他会站I'msorryyoumissedit,butIdidtapeitifyouwannaseeit.很遗撼你们错过，但我录下来了，你们要看的话…Weknow.Healreadydiditlastweek.我们知道，他上个礼拜就会了Youcanwatchourtapeifyouwant.你可以看我们的带子See,Idon'tbelievethis.Imissedthefirsttimeofeverything.我真不敢相信我错过每个第一次了Thefirsttimeherolledover,thefirsttimehecrawled.我错过他第一次翻身他第一次爬Whatelse?Hashespoken?Ishedriving?我还错过了什么？他说话了吗？会开车了吗？Doeshehaveafavoriteliqueur?他有偏好的甜酒吗？Heisgettingcloseronthetalkingthing.他好像也快要会说话了Hecan'tquitesay"mama"yet,butoncehesaid"Yemen."他还不会说妈妈可是有一次他说“叶门”See,Idon'tknow.I'msosickofmissingstuff.我受不了老是错过Iwanthimformorethanaday.Iwanthimforawholeweekend.我不要只照顾他一天而已我要他一整个周末Listen.Ifeel你听着，我是说我觉得…Thatwouldbegreat.没问题Really?Ihadawholespeechprepared.真的？我正准备要大发议论Oh,shoot,thatwould'vebeenfun.讨厌，那会很好玩的Didyoujustseethat?你们看到了吗？Didyousee?Hejustwaved!Hejustwaved!他刚刚挥手…He'sneverwavedbefore!他从来没有挥过手Yes,hehas.Verygood.他挥过？好极了Whatyougotthere?菲菲，那是什么？LoveStory,Brian'sSongandTermsofEndearment.“爱的故事”“布莱恩之歌”还有“亲密关系”AllyouneednowisTheKillingFieldsandguacamole,andyougotaparty!现在只缺“杀戳战场”跟一些鹗季酱你就可以狂欢了ItalkedtomygrandmaabouttheOldYellerincident...对呀，我跟我奶奶讲了那个“老黄狗”那件事…...andshesaidmymomusedtonotshowustheendsofsadmovies...…她说我妈总是不让我们看那种悲伤电影的结局…...toshieldusfromthepainandsadness.…好让我们不用痛苦伤心Youknow,beforeshekilledherself.在她自杀之前Where'sRichard?Didyouditchhim?他人呢？理查呢？你们甩了他吗？Afterwestolehislunchmoneyandgavehimawedgie.对，在抢了他的午餐钱还有拉了他内裤之后What'sthematter?He'sparkingthecar.你这人怎么搞的？他在停车-Didyouguyshavefun?-Yourboyfriendissocool.那你们玩得开心吗？你的男朋友真的好酷HeletusdrivehisJaguar.Joeyfor12blocks.Mefor15.对，他让我们开他的车乔伊12条街，我15条街Hemustlikeyoubest.他一定最喜欢你Whataboutwhenhetippedtheguywhoshowedustoourseats?还有他给那个帮我们带位的人小费那件事Youneverevensawthemoney.他连多少都没看，就像这样Hey,Chandler,thanksforshowingustoourseats.钱德，谢谢你帮我们带位不用客气You'rewelcome.Hey,Joey,thanksforparkingthecar.乔伊，谢谢你帮我停车Noproblem.没问题-Hey,Chandler-Ithinktheygetit.钱德…我想她们懂了There'stheman!他来了Hey,you'regettingbetter.你越来越行了I'mgonnakeepthis.对了，我要留着这个Hekeptmydollar.他留下我的钱YourfirstweekendwithoutBen.Whatareyoudoing?第一个没有班的周末你们两个要做什么？We'regoingtocolonialWilliamsburg.我们要南下去威廉斯堡玩AwomanIwenttocollegewithisthefirstfemaleblacksmiththere.对，我大学一个女同学刚成为那里第一个女铁匠They'realittlebehindthetimesincolonialWilliamsburg.威廉斯堡那边是有点落伍了Look,IbettergobeforeMommystartsweeping.好吧我们最好在掉眼泪之前走了-Weloveyou.-Bye,Mommy.我们爱你再见，妈咪Haveagoodtime.好好玩Look.看Joey,doyouknowwecanseeyoufromhere?乔伊你知道我们看得到你吗？HowcomeRichardlookscoolerwithoneofthese?为什么理查抽起这个比我酷那么多？Youmaywannalightitandlosethespatula.首先，你或许要先点燃还有放下那支锅铲It'scute,youtryingtobemorelikeRichard.你想模仿理查，我觉得很可爱Notlikehim,perse.也不是这样Justnotunlikehim.只是不要不像他It'stheartistformerlyknownasChandler.看，是以前叫钱德的那个艺术家I'mjusttryingsomethinghere,youknow?我不过是想试试看Whydidn'tyougrowamustache?乔伊，你为什么不留胡子？Weflippedforit.我们丢铜板Igotthecigar,hegotthemustache.我丢到抽雪茄，他丢到留胡子Ifwebothgrewthem,we'dlooklikedorks.我想我们都留的话会有点驴啦Youreallysidesteppedthatlandmine.是呀，你们真的躲过那一劫了IpromisedRichardwe'dmeethimdownstairs.我们得走了我答应理查在楼下见You'remeetingRichard?你们要见理查？-Rangergame.-Didn'thetellyou?对，我们要去看曲棍球赛对，他没告诉你吗？Hesaidhewasgoingoutwiththeguys.Ididn'tknowthatwasyou.他告诉我他跟男人出去我只是不知道男人是你们Youhearthat?你听到了吗？We'retheguys!我们是男人Withthatmustache,heremindsmeofAuntSylvia.钱德留那胡子像不像西维亚姑妈？Thankyou!谢谢Thankyou!中央公园Hi.We'revisiting.我们来拜访It'sBenandhisdada.是小班跟他爹爹Canyousay"dada"?爹爹，你会说“爹爹”吗？I'mtellingyourmommiesyousaidit,soyoumightaswell.你妈咪们说你说了，你试试啊Noluck,huh?运气不好？Awhileago,Igota"seh"outofhim...不好，不久以前他发了一个“二”的音...whichIthoughtmightturninto"seh-condarycaregiver,"but....我想那也可以勉强说是二褓姆的意思…Wouldyouholdhimforasec?Igottatakethisoff.帮我抱一下，好吗？我得把这个拿下来Sure.Okay.好的Whatareyoudoing?你在干什么？I'mholdingBen.我在抱班啊He'sababy,notabomb.对，他是个婴儿，不是炸弹Holdhimlikeyou'dholdafootball.你可以像抱足球那样抱他ThisishowIwouldholdafootball.我就是这样抱足球的Here.Here.Therewego.来…好了Sorry,I'mnotverygoodwithbabies.Ihaven'tbeenaroundthem.对不起，我不太会带孩子我是说，我没接触过他们Imean,youknow,sinceIwasone.从我长大以后啦-It'sallright.Nobigdeal.-Really?没关系，没什么大不了的真的？I'msureyou'llfeeldifferentwhenit'sourbaby.我相信如果他是我们的宝宝会让你完全改观-What?-What?什么？什么？Youthinkaboutstufflikethat?你想那一类的事？Yeah.Imean....对，我是说…Actually,Ikindofthinkthatwe'llhavetwobabies.事实上，我想我们会有有两个宝宝Twobabies?两个宝宝？Youknow,aboyandagirl.对，一男一女Hopefully,thegirlwillcomefirst,soBenwon'tfeelcompetitive.我希望先生女的，所以小班不会觉得有太大的竞争Thenwhat'sgonnahappen?那接下来呢？Wewon'twannaraisekidsinthecity,sowe'llmovetoScarsdale.我们不希望孩子在城市里长大所以我们或许会搬到史卡戴We'llbefarenoughfromourparentssowedon'thavetoseethem...我们会住得离我们的父母够远所以不用常常看到他们…...butcloseenoughthattheycanbaby-sit.…但又不会太远所以随时可以请他们来带小孩Andyes,IknowthetaxesarealittlehigherthanNassauCounty...没错，我知道那里的税是比那梭郡要高一点…...buttheschoolsystem'sgreat.…但学校制度据说非常非常棒Wow,that'sgreat!Great!太棒了…Okay,wow!Youknowwhat?你知道吗？I'moffmybreaknow.我休息完了Here.Youtakethis.所以你拿着I'mgonnagopourtheseverynicepeoplesomecoffee.我要去帮这些好人倒咖啡了Lookatthat.Idon'thaveapot.你瞧瞧，我没有咖啡壶Idon'thaveapot.MaybeI'vegotoneathome.或许我家里有一个OrinScarsdale.Hey,isthatadoor?或是史卡戴，那是门吗？Hey,Pheebs.What'shappening?菲菲，怎么了？Murder,cancer,soccerteamseatingeachotherintheAndes.谋杀，癌症足球队在安地斯山脉吃来吃去Soyouwatchedthemovies?你看了电影了？Whatishappeningtotheworld?这个世界到底怎么了？Imean....No,no,becauseE.T.Ieaves...我是说，因为ET走了…...andRockyloses.Charlottedies.…洛基输了，夏绿蒂死了Charlottewho?哪个夏绿蒂？Withtheweb.Thespider.跟蛛网，那只蜘蛛Shedies.Shehasbabiesanddies.它死了，它生了宝宝后就死了It'slike,"Welcomehomefromthehospital."Thud!那就像…“欢迎从医院回来”Youwannafeelbetter?想不想舒服一点？Here.Watchthis.来，看这个It'saWonderfulLife.I'veheardofthis.“人生真美妙”这个我听说过Soyoucan'tlose.It'sthereinthetitle.所以没问题，片名说明了一切Wonderfulnessisbakedrightin.包你美妙得不得了IfellforthatwithPrideoftheYankees.拜托，我差点就被“北方佬的骄傲”给骗了IthoughtI'dseeafilmaboutYankeepride.我以为我要看的是关于“北方佬的骄傲”Andboom!TheguygetsLouGehrig'sdisease.然后…那个傢伙得了路葛瑞症TheguywasLouGehrig.Didn'tyoukindofseeitcoming?那个傢伙叫路葛瑞你没预感吗？Watchthat.It'llrestoreallyourfaithinhumanity.你看就是了，我保证能让你恢复对人类的信心Hey,bigguy.Gametime.大个儿，球赛时间到了-Hey!Berightthere!-There'sagame?好，马上来有球赛IjustgotmyPik-UpStiksbackfromtheshop.对，我刚从店里拿了棍子玩具回来Bringyournervesofsteel.带着你的铁胆来It'sthebasketballplayoffs.是篮球决赛Iappreciatethis,butyoudon'thavetohangoutwiththemforme.亲爱的，我不喜欢你这样但是你不用为了我跟他们混Theyhaveeachother.反正他们两个可以做伴Oh,no,honey.Imean,don'tworry.不，亲爱的，别担心Ilikehangingoutwiththem.They'redifferentthanmyotherfriends.我很喜欢跟他们混，很好玩他们跟我别的朋友不同Theydon'tstartsentenceswith"Youknowwhojustdiedshovelingsnow?"他们不会一见面就说“你知道谁铲雪时死了吗？”Allright,that'sgreat.Thenjustgo.好吧，那就去吧GoNicks!加油，尼克队It'sthecollegeplayoffs.是大学篮球决赛-Then,goVassar!-They'renotinit.加油，瓦萨他们没比Okay,thenjustgo.那加油吧Whydoesthisbothermesomuch?我为什么要那么在意呢？I'mnotoneofthosepeoplewhowantstospend24hoursadaytogether.我并不想当那种要男友24小时都跟她们在一起的人Sure.对呀Hejustdoesn'thavemuchfreetime.WhatdoIdo?只是他空闲的时间不多我不知道，我到底该怎么办？Doesitmatter?You'lljustdieordivorceorblowyourpet'sheadoff.有关系吗？你始终都会死或离婚，或枪杀你的宠物Metoo!我也是Rachel,Igotaquestion.Richardmadeplansagainwiththeguys瑞秋，我有个问题理查又跟他们做计划了…Rossmadeplansforthecentury.对，罗斯刚计划了整个世纪I'mgonnagoreadCosmo.Maybethere'ssomethinghelpfulinit.我想我要回房去看杂志了或许会读到什么有用的Ifnot,IcanlearnhowtodoabikiniwaxwithleftoverChristmascandles.不然至少可以学会怎样用圣诞树剩下的蜡烛除毛Whathappenedbackthere?你刚刚是怎么回事？Idon'tknow.Youtellme.不知道，你告诉我吧OneminuteI'mholdingBen,thenI'vegottwokids...我刚刚还像抱足球一样抱着班接下来我就有两个孩子…...I'mlivinginScarsdalecomplainingabouttaxes!…住在史卡戴，抱怨着税太高Well,I'msorry.Ithinkaboutstuff.那抱歉，我就是爱东想西想You'reatwork,you'reassemblingbones,yourmindwanders.我是说，工作的时候一边弄骨头就会一边乱想嘛You'veplannedoutthenext20years.We'vedatedforsixweeks!你计划了我们往后二十年生活我们才在一起六周Youneverthinkaboutourfuture?你从不想未来的事吗？Ithinkaboutwhoseapartmentwe'llsleepattomorrow...想，但我想的是我们明晚住谁那边好…...andwherewe'llhavedinnernextSaturday!…下个礼拜六晚上我们去哪里吃晚饭Idonotthinkaboutourchildren'snames!我不会去想我们的孩子会叫什么名字Youknowwhatourchildren'snameswillbe?你知道我们的孩子会叫什么名字？No,Imean,youknow.Ireadabook,andtherewasagirlnamedEmily.不…我…我是说我看到一本书里头有个女孩叫蜜莉AndIthoughtthatmightbegood.我觉得…我觉得还不错Whatbook?哪一本书？TheBigBookofChildren'sNames.“儿童命名大观”Okay,listen.你听着Whatwehaveisamazing.我们在一起很棒ButIdonotwanteverythingdecidedforme!但我不要别人为我决定好一切Ispentmywholelifelikethat.我那样过一辈子了It'swhatIhadwithBarry.That'sareasonIleft.我跟贝利就是那样那是我离开的原因之一Ilikenotknowingrightnow.我喜欢有未知Sorryifthatscaresyou,butifyouwannabewithme,dealwiththat!如果那样吓着了你，那很抱歉但若你要跟我在一起就接受吧-Okay,fine!-Thankyou!好，很好谢谢-We'renotdone!-Ididn'tknowthat.还没完呢那我不知道You'rewithaguywhowon'tstopplanninghisfuturewithyou.跟你在一起的人不会停止去计划他跟你的未来Heknowswe'llenduptogether.因为他知道我们最后会在一起Ifthatscaresyou,tough!You'llhavetodealwiththat.如果你害怕了，很不幸因为你必须学会接受-Iwill!-Good,becauseIloveyou!很好，我会的好，因为我爱你Oh,yeah?Iloveyoutoo!是吗？我也爱你-That'sthefirsttimewe'vesaidthat!-Yes,itis!我们第一次互相说我爱你没错-I'mgonnakissyou!-Youbetter!那我就要亲你了最好是这样Thanksforthegreatmovietip.谢谢你给我的建议-Didyoulikeit?-Oh,yeah.你喜欢吗？喜欢Idon'tknowifIwashappierwhenGeorgeBaileydestroyedthebusiness...我不知道我是该在贝乔治毁了家庭事业之后…...orDonnaReedcriedorwhenthepharmacistmadehisearbleed.…还是在李唐娜哭是在药剂师害他耳朵流血时会比较快乐I'llgiveyoutheearthing,butwasn'ttheendingwonderful?好吧，我选耳朵流血你不觉得结局满好的吗？Ididn'twatchit.Iwastoodepressed.结局我根本就没看我太沮丧了Itkeptgettingworse!Itshould'vebeencalled:剧情越来越叫人家失望这片子应该叫："It'saSuckyLife,AndJustWhenYouThinkItCan'tSuckAnymore,ItDoes!"“人生真衰就在你觉得无法更衰时，它更衰”IKick,save!And...我踢球…...denied!…接住Hegetsitback.Passtothemiddle,linesitup....但他抢回来，传到中间然后准备踢，碰…Yes!太棒了！Couldthatshotbeanyprettier?那球还可以踢得更漂亮吗？Man,youareincredible.老兄，你真厉害Wehadatableincollege.我们大学时也有这玩意儿Really?Ididn'tknowtheyhadfoosballinthe1800s.我不晓得1800年也有桌上足球Nicemustache.Atpuberty,thatthingwillreallykickin.对了，你的胡子不错青春期一到就会茂盛起来NottosoundtooFlorenceHenderson,butdinner'sonthetable.我也不想太像个好太太但晚餐做好了Onemorepoint.再玩一下Score!得分Nowcanwego?可以走了吗？That'swhywedon'tletherplay.看吧，所以我们才不让她玩Iseverythingallright?一切都还好吧？Don'tbemadathim.It'sourfault.听我说，别跟他生气是我们的错I'msorrywe'vebeenhogginghistime.我们占了他太多时间了He'sjustreallygreattohangoutwith.是呀，跟他真的是很棒-Well....-No,seriously.这个嘛…不…说真的Wejusttalkedaboutthis.Heissomuchcoolerthanourdads.我跟钱德刚才还在说他比我们的爸爸酷多了Ourdadsareokayandall,butRichardisjust我是说我们爸爸是还好啦可是理查好…Whatareyoukickingmefor?你踢我干什么？I'mtryingtotalkhere.我正在讲话，你…Youguysseemeasadad?你们觉得我是父字辈的？-Oh,yeah!-No!对呀不You'rejustclearlynotfamiliarwithouryoungpersons'vernacular.你很显然不了解我们年轻人的用语Whenwesay"dad,"wemean"buddy."我们“爸爸”的意思是指兄弟Wemean"pal."是“伙伴”的意思No,seriously.Joey'smydad.我说真的，乔伊他是我爸Monica'smydad.摩妮卡也是我爸I'veevengotsomedadsdownatwork.我们公司里还有一些我爸爸That'sfine.没问题Well,yourotherdadandIaregonnagohavearomanticevening.你们的另外一个爸爸跟我要去有一个浪漫的夜晚了I'lljustseeyoukidsaround.孩子们，我们改天见了Nighty-night.晚安了You'renotadad!你不是一个爸Ican'tbelieveyougotusintotrouble.真不敢相信你干的好事Soareyouokay?你还好吗？Just...很好…...IfeellikeI'maboutahundred.…我只是觉得自己好老IthoughtIwasjustoneoftheguys.我还以为我跟他们一样Comehere.过来I'llmakeyoufeellikeoneoftheguys.我会让你觉得你跟他们一样Forareallycoolguy,yousuckatfoosball.对一个很酷的人来说你的足球烂透了Iwaskillingthem.我痛宰了他们Yeah,welltheysucktoo.他们也很烂Youtakethepoopydiaperandputitinthepoopydiaperpail.对，然后你把有便便的尿布丢到便便尿布桶里去Callingita"poopydiaper"doesn'tmakethisprocessanycuter.美其名为便便尿布并不会让这个过程更可爱-It'sus.-Comeonup.是我们上来吧I'llgethisstufftogether.我去准备他其他的东西Okay,wecandothisnow,can'twe,Ben?我们做得到的，是不是，班？Yes,wecan.对，我们可以Yes,wecan.对，我们可以There!Ididit!好了Ididit!我换好了Lookatthat!你瞧瞧Itstaysonandeverything.紧紧的包在屁屁上I'msorry.Whatdidyoujustsay?Didyoujustsay"hi"?对不起，你刚刚说什么？你刚刚说“嗨”啊？