Sex and the City《欲望都市（1998）》第五季第五集完整中英文对照剧本

欲望城市（性♥爰♥专家凯莉布雷萧并且勇于发问）“只有寂寞〃有一天Thereisoneday连纽约最愤世嫉俗的女人都能完成eventhemostcynicalNewYorkwomandreamsof她一生的梦想allherlife.这一定会很棒It'llbefabulous.白色的花白色的桌巾Everythingwhite；whiteflowers,whitetablecloths,还有食物全都是白色的whitefood,W-H-I-T-E,white!她想像她要穿什么Sheimagineswhatshellwear,此起彼落的闪光灯跟干杯声thephotographers,thetoasts.大家都在庆祝她找到了・・・Everybodycelebratingthefactthatshefinallyfound...出版商...apublisher.这是她的新书发表派对It'sherbookreleaseparty.这是非常性感的活动Thisisasexyevent,不要害怕使用各种颜色sodon'tbeafraidtousecolor.我什么都不怕I'mnotafraidofanything.粉红色好吗？Howaboutpink?・火热的粉红色•粉红色-Hotpink.-Pink.这真的很完美吧？Isn'titperfect?这个派对会非常盛大It'shuge.宴会厅很大书一定会很畅销Hugespace,hugebook.Yes,andI'llbewithoutaplusone.我会陪你去的rilbeyourplusone.Coffee?他应该说“我们”的Heshouldhavesaid"weusomething.我们要一起去干洗店"We"gotothisdrycleaners.我们可能很快就会分手nWemightbebreakingupsoon.'1我没告诉沃克我生了孩子Ididn'ttellWalkerIhadababy.•你怎么不说呢？•我找不到机会说-Howcouldyounotmentionit?-Itdidn'tcomeup.如果他问起“你最近生过孩子吗？”IfWalkerhadaskedmedirectly,"Haveyougivenbirthrecently?11我会说〃这要看你怎么定义最近了”Iwouldhavesaid,“Firstofall,definerecently.'1你必须告诉他Youhavetotellhim.我会说的Iknow.Iwill.我不希望他改变我的生活Ijustdon'twantittochangeeverything.我没有孩子的话我们会约会IfIdidn'thaveababy,thisisaguyI'dbedating.如果凯莉的男人没有女朋友IfCarrie'sguydidn'thaveagirlfriend,她会跟他约会thenhe'saguyshe'dbedating,但他有女朋友buthedoes.谢谢你又提起这件事Thanksforbringingthatupagain.在纽约你总是在找InNewYork,theysayyou'realwayslookingfor工作男朋友跟公♥寓♥ajob,aboyfriend,oranapartment.就说你完成了三分之二的梦想So,letssayyouhavetwooutofthree,它们都很棒andthey'refabulous.为什么要让我们无法拥有的事Whydowelettheonethingwedon'thave影响我们对既有生活的感觉？affecthowwefeelaboutallthethingswedohave?为什么少了另一半Whydoesoneminusaplusone感觉会那么空虚呢？feellikeitaddsuptozero?莎曼珊不需要男人来肯定她Samanthadidn'tneedamantomakeherfeelpositive,但她需要男人定期在她额头上打♥针♥butshedidneedamantoinjectherforeheadeverysooften.我们会警告病人Weliketowarnourpatients有些人无法适应手术后的改变thatsomepeoplefinditdifficulttoregisteremotion打完针后他们的脸部会毫无表情ontheirfacesaftertheinjections.你会说“我非常生气”“Iamsoangry."琼斯小姐很熟悉这项手术MissJonesisfamiliarwiththeprocedure.她是新来的？Newones?像大多数有权势的女人一样Likemosthigh-poweredwomen,莎曼珊可以应付工作压力Samanthacouldhandlethestressofherjob；却受不了皱纹butnotthestresslines.在打肉毒杆菌前BeforewedotheBotox,你想做化学脱皮术吗？haveyouthoughtaboutafresheningchemicalpeel?只需要花十五分钟Ittakes15minutes,它会让你看起来年轻十到二十岁anditcanmakeyoulooktento20yearsyounger.十五分钟后15minuteslater,莎曼珊真的…Samanthaseemedtohaveitall...脱皮了...peeledoff.有些时候女人能够享受寂寞Therearetimeswhenawomanrelishesbeingalone.我的天啊Oh,myGod!通常是因为Andthosearethetimes你遇见了你不想见到的人youusuallyrunintosomeoneyoudon'twannasee.我就遇到了伊妮德Inmycase,itwasEnidFrick,时尚杂♥志♥的编辑也是一个人myeditoratVogue,alsoalone.凯莉Carrie.伊妮德你好Oh,Enid.Hi.・你好吗？■我很好-How...Howareyou?-Good.Good.你跟别人有约吗？Areyoumeetingsomeone?不我只是来吃饭No,I'mjustgrabbingaquickbite.你要不要…Well,um,wouldyouliketo...不我怕打扰你工作Oh,no,notifyou'reworking.没事的我只是在看书Oh,no,it'sfine.Iwasjustreading.，，哈喽”Hello!你好Hi.我是指你…-"Hello!"iswhatyouare...-Oh!看的杂♥志♥Reading.你真的要和我一起吃饭？So,doyoureallywantcompany?当然我已经点菜了Sure.Ijustordered.这样子我才能报帐I...IguessthiswayIcanexpenseit.对Right.沙拉才吃完一半我们就聊完了EnidandIranoutofVoguestufftotalkabout时尚杂♥志♥的话题midwaythroughoursalads.你住在附近吗？Doyouliveintheneighborhood?不No.但跟我男朋友住在附近ButthemanI'mseeingdoes.你交了男朋友Oh.So,there*saman.没错我交了男朋友Yes.Thereisaman.那真是太棒了Well,that'sgreat.Youhaveawildly你的事业成功又有男朋友successfulcareerandarelationship.我很担心女人无法兼顾Iwasworried,we,youknow,women,事业跟爱情onlygetoneortheother,但你做到了butyouhaveitall.伊妮德你得给我一些灵感Enid,yougottagivemesomethinghere.我真的是肠枯思竭了I'mworkingmyassoff.好吧Alright.说到杂♥志♥的专栏我是个好题材.・・Tospeakinmagazinecopy,yes,Ihaveitall...我住东区ontheEastSide.他在西区还有一个情人HehassomeoneelseontheWestSide.中♥央♥公园是缓冲区Luckily,theparkprovidesabuffer.你接受这种事？So.・・You'reokaywiththat?对我没有时间照顾男人Yes.Idon'thavetimeforafull-timeman.我的工作很忙Ihaveafull-timejob.那就是重点That'sthekeytohavingitall.别期待Stopexpectingittolooklike爰情会像你想像的那样whatyouthoughtitwasgoingtolooklike.爱情跟男女关系就是那么一回事That'strueofthefalllines,andit'strueofrelationships.伊妮德的至理名言让她获邀参加我的派对HerlittletipearnedEnidoneinvitationtomyparty.那晚夏洛特让她的完美情人占有了她Thatnight,Charlotteletherperfectplusonehaveitall.她甚至让他在她的完美公♥寓♥里过夜Sheevenlethimstaythenightinherperfectpre-warapartment.是曼贾我订了早餐Oh,yeah,that'sMangia,Iorderedbreakfast.你真的是太体贴了You'retoogoodtobetrue.不幸的是…Unfortunately...送上门来的不是夏洛特订好的早餐Charlottewasabouttogetmuchmorethansheordered.有人在家吗？Isanybodyhome?我在家Yes.Iam.你好夏洛特Oh,well,hello；Charlotte.邦妮你来这里做什么？Bunny,whatareyoudoinghere?问题是你在做什么？Thequestionis,whatareyoudoinghere?管理委员会告诉我一些事I'mhearingthingsfromtheco-opboard.他们在监视我？They*respyingonme?柯利尔太太说你白天时在走廊上Mrs.Colliersawyoukissingamalecallerinthehall吻了一个男人inthemiddleoftheday.我相信接吻应该不犯法Ibelievethatkissingisallowed.皮尔斯太太说有个男人AndMrs.Piercesaidagentleman,我们猜应该是同一人谁知道呢weassumeitwasthesameone,butwhoknows,他昨晚跟你一起回家camehomewithyoulastnight.根据门房♥的说法他还没有离开Andaccordingtothedoorman,hehasnftleftyet.我在我的公♥寓♥里怎么过生活…WhatIdowithmylife,inmyapartmentis...这就是问题所在了亲爱的That'sthething,dear.这不是你的公♥寓♥It'snotyourapartment.崔把这间公♥寓♥给了我Treygavemethisapartment.这由不得他决定It'snotTrey'stogive.这间公♥寓♥是麦克道格家的财产AndthisapartmentremainsintheMacDougalname.至于你夏洛特约克你不是麦克道格家的人Whereasyou,CharlotteYork...donot.这是个难题更严重的是So,yousee,it'sratherastickysubject,事实上你仍是有夫之妇madestickierbythefactthatyou'restillmarried.你结婚了？You'remarried?我没有结婚我分居了I'mnotmarried.Tmseparated.你忘了穿裤子吗？Aren'tyoumissingapairoftrousers?・你必须离开•别推我-You...Youhavetogo.-Don'tyouhustlemeout,younglady.这是香奈儿的套装ThisisChanel.夏洛特发现当她的男伴Charlottediscoveredthataplusone,撞见了她的前婆婆那表示一场大灾难要发生了plusoneex-mother-in-lawequalsdisaster.同时我打算成为派对的焦点人物Meanwhile,Iwasmanningpartycentral.・你好・安东尼是我的男伴-Hello.-Anthonyisgoingtobemydatetotheparty.你的完美情人怎么了？Whathappenedtothisperfectplusoneweallhadtomeet?我不想谈Idon'twannatalkaboutit.亲爱的…Well,sweetie,whatha...我有电♥话♥进来你等我一下Thatsmycallwaiting,canyouhangonasec?不行No,Icanrt.锁匠来了邦妮她回来了That'sthelocksmith.Bunny'sback.你好Ooh.Hello.我在你的宾客名单上吧？So,I'mdefinitelyonthelist,correct?当然Ofcourseyou'reonthelist.很好我要带我男朋友去Good,'causeI'mbringingmyboyfriend.我听说了Yes,I'veheard.我不希望当无名小卒Idon'twanttoseemlikeanobody,现在我有伴了nowthatIhaveasomebody.没关系你没伴的时候就是无名小卒吗？Oh,soit'sokaytobeanobodywhenyouhavenobody?很显然“没有人爱你你就是无名小卒”Apparently,'you?enobodytillsomebodylovesyou."我以前很喜欢那首歌♥IcanrtbelieveIusedtolikethatsong.那像是我们的国歌♥It'stheco-dependentnationalanthem.有人妒忌了Oh,methinkssomeone'salittlejelly.我很怀念你当我男伴的时光Well,Ijustmisshavingyouasmyplusone.男同性恋是单身女郎最好的保护网Youknow,thegayguyisthesinglegal'ssafetynet.连夏洛特都有男同性恋男伴EvenCharlottehasagayplusone.这是我很重要的一晚Andthisismybignight.她的烂朋友安东尼也会去？Herlittleboy-bitchAnthonyiscoming?对他是派对的负责人Yes,he'scoming.Hestyledtheevent.我很高兴他带女伴参加派对Well,good,Tmgladhellbethere.因为我带的是男伴Becausehe'sbringingawomanandIhaveitall.我有电♥话♥进来Oh,andIhaveacall.今晚见Seeyoutonight.再见Okay,ciao.你好Hello!亲爱的我做了一个小手术Honey,I'vehadalittlesomethingdone.已经没有昨天糟糕了但是…Andit'snotasbadasyesterday,but...我看起来好多了I'velookedbetter.我想我不该去参加派对Uh...TmnotsureIshouldgototheparty.你非去不可Youhavetocome.你是我的宣传因为你You'remypublicist.Andthankstoyou,有八千人会到场there'sgoingtobe8,000peoplethere.我希望我的朋友能在场支持我Iwouldliketoseeatleastonefamiliarface.那个…莎曼珊Well...Samantha,我需要你我无法应付媒体Ineedyou,Ican'ttalktothepress.我没办法让大家保持清醒Ican'tkeepeveryonestraight.你说过你会陪我的And...yousaidyouwouldbymyplusone.好吧Oh,alright.别担心我会出席的Don'tworryaboutathing.I'llbethere.太好了谢谢你Okay,thankyou.这派对将会非常精彩并且在以后成为大家讨论的话题Thepartywasoneofthoseamazingeventsthatwoulddefinitelyenduponpagesix.事实上我的派对Thefactthatitwasmyparty,有漂亮的小蛋糕wasjusticingonthebeautifullittlecakes还有漂亮的服务生穿梭其中thatwerebeingpassedaroundbybeautifullittlewaiters.凯莉布雷萧看这边再来一张CarrieBradshaw,righthere!Carrie,onemore!太棒了凯莉看这边Oh,that'sgreat!Carrie,righthere!好的谢谢你Alright,gentleman,thankyou.天啊凯莉Oh,myGod,Carrie!再来一张布雷萧女士Onemore,onemore,Ms.Bradshaw!•你能相信吗？-如果派对-Canyoubelievethis?-Isitabadthing抢走了书的风头那是件坏事吗？ifthepartyisbetterthanthebook?我一直在拒绝每一个人■I'vebeenturningpeopleaway.-Oh...这里没有异性恋男人Notthestraightmen,ofcourse.你看到莎曼珊了吗？Hey,haveyouseenSamantha?“浮华世界〃没有位子-Oh,no.-VanityFairdoesn'thaveatable.那不是你的问题好好玩吧-Oh!-Notyourproblem.Enjoy.大帅哥Ooh,cuteguy.・谢谢你凯莉■你好Thankyou,Carrie.-Hey.你好凯莉我是〃纽约客”的哈洛德奇南-Hello,Carrie.I'mHaroldKeenanofTheNewYorker.-Oh...我一直都很注意你AndI'vebeenfollowingyourcareer.恭喜你-Oh.-Letmejustsaycongratulations.・谢谢・・・・凯莉-Thankyou...Carrie.我在这里I'mhere!你看起来棒呆了Youlookamazing!“纽约客'的哈洛德奇南这位是莎曼珊琼斯HaroldKeenanfromTheNewYorker,thisisSamanthaJones.我的宣传你在做什么？Beekeeper.Whatareyoudoin'underthere?快跟他说话让他看看你的脸Talktotheman.Lethimseeyourface.凯莉Carrie!我的另一半Thereshewas,myplusone.脱了一层皮Minusonelayerofskin.・谁会来参加派对？•每个人都会来•Who'scoming?-Everyone.这真的是太疯狂了Okay,thisiscuckoo.宾客名单Guestlist!当你的事业一飞冲天时Whenyourcareerisgoingbetterthanever,能不被冲昏头脑真的很难it'shardnottogetabighead.同时米兰达开始上班了Meanwhile,Mirandawasbackattheoffice她很高兴自己能恢复上班andshewaspoliticallyincorrectlyhappytobethere.沃克路易斯打电♥话♥找你IhaveWalkerLouiscalling.我接riltakethat.米兰达跟沃克在她生孩子前有过很激烈的一♥夜&hearts「IW♥MirandaandWalkerhadsharedonenightofgreatsexB.C,"BeforeChild."我很高兴我没有等你打电♥话♥给我I'msogladIwasn'twaitingforyourcall.我很高兴你记得我I'msogladyourememberme.我记得你Oh,Irememberyou.我也记得你Oh,Irememberyoutoo.我记得你裸体的样子Irememberyounaked.你好吗？So,howyoubeen?有什么新消息吗？What*snewwithyou?老样子你呢？Nothingmuch.Howaboutyou?我希望再跟你约会Iwashopingtotakeyouonaverybelatedseconddate.星期四可以吗？HowaboutThursday?她邀请他参加新书发表派对你好我做了化学脱皮术Hi,I'vehadachemicalpeel.我是凯莉的宣传I'mCarrie'spublicist.你不能把化学脱皮术Couldyouatleastseparatethetwothoughts,跟凯莉的宣传分开来说吗？chemicalpeel,Carrie'spublicist?你为什么要这么做？Whydidyoudothis?我被医生强迫推销-Itwasanimpulsepurchase.-No,no.你被强迫推销时只能买♥♥口香糖这要比买♥♥口香糖严重多了Gumisanimpulsepurchase.Thisismorethangum.我希望在派对上表现出最迷人的一面Iwantedtobesuperfreshfortheparty.你看起来跟生腌牛肉差不多Well,youare.Youlooklikebeefcarpaccio.•快把面纱放下-不-Veildown,Ithink.-No!你应该知道有多少晚宴-Yeah.-IfyouknewhowmanydinnerpartiesI'vesatthrough我都是戴着面纱出席acrossfromoneofthese.你能吃东西吗？Andyouwereabletoeat?凯莉我做了化学脱皮术Carrie,Tmentitledtoachemicalpeel.等一下那顶帽子很漂亮Wait!Wait!No,no,no.Thehatwasgood.女人不应该隐瞒Womenshouldn'thavetohideintheshadows因为她们应社会的要求becausethey'vehadcosmeticsurgery,做的整容手术whichsocietynearlydemandsofthem.先遮一下到别的地方说吧Weararibbonandmakethatpoliticalstatementelsewhere.这是我的派对你吓坏了客人Thisismypartyandyou'rescaringpeople.-凯莉-你好Carrie!-Oh,hi.我做了化学脱皮术I'vehadachemicalpeel.她勇于承认事实Andshe'snotafraidtosayit.我隆鼻时在家里待了一个月WhenIhadmynosejob,Istayedinforamonth.对不起Oh,excuseus.我们得去找夏洛特跟她的小朋友WehavetogofindCharlotteandhertinylittlefriend.我们认识彼此Wewerejustgettingtoknoweachother.我一定要告诉他Iwasplanningontellinghim.夏洛特用蒂芬妮的盒子把它包好Char,youcanwrapitupinaTiffanybowallyoulike.除非你想先上♥床♥Thepointisyouwantedtogetlaidfirst.・夏洛特你好・史丹佛还记得安东尼吗？-Charlotte,hello.-Hi,Stanford.YourememberAnthony?安东尼…当然记得Anthony...Oh,oh,ofcourse.你想帮我们做服装秀Youtriedtofixusupatthefashionshow.我不知道你也会来Ididn'tknowhe'dbehere.他是我的男朋友马可斯Um,thisis,um,Marcus,myboyfriend.是吗你们在一起多久了？Really?Howlongyoutwobeengoingtogether?四个月-Fourmonths.Hm...已经四个月了祝你好运Fourwholemonths.Goodlucktoyou.我们不需要好运我们彼此相爰Wedon'tneedluck.We*reinlove.虾Shrimp!对某些人来说拥有还是不够的Forsomepeople,havingitallisnotenough.他们需要看到别人的嫉妒Theyneedsomeonewhomissedoutonitalltobejealous.我们要在汉普顿买♥♥♥房♥♥子We'regettingahouseintheHamptons.该死的虾Thisfriggin'coconutshrimp!你对它们的尾巴做了什么事？Whatdoyoudowiththetails?虾先生Mr.Shrimpy!他的老二很大Andhehasalargepenis!汉普顿的哪个地方？WhereintheHamptons?目前为止我的王牌还没出现.…Fromapairofqueenstoahandstillnotshown...也许我们该到人比较少的地方MaybeyouandIshouldgosomewherealittlelesscrowded.像是…Like,um...曼哈顿的某个地方AnywhereinManhattan?你家呢？Yourapartment?没问题Yes.但…我要先告诉你一件事But,um...firstIhavetotellyousomething.你有别人了Ah,there*ssomeoneelse.可以那么说Huh,sortof.我生了一个孩子Ihadababy.但我还是可以做♥爱♥ButI'mstillallowedtohavesex.是・・•我的孩子吗？Isit,uh...mine?不No!No!他爸爸是我的朋友我们不小心上了床Theguy*safriendwhoIaccidentallysleptwith.我不是喜欢孩子的人I'mnotgoodwithkids.我也是NeitheramI.如果以后我们还在一起Look,monthsfromnow,ifwe*restilltogether,我们会想出解决的方法wellfigurethisout.Butfornow,现在只要想着你跟我我还是跟以前一样it'sjustusand,um,I'mstillthesameperson.所以让我们疯狂地做♥爰♥吧So,letsgoscrewourbrainsout.我觉得好奇怪Oh,thatfeelsamazing.■你确定我们不会吵醒他？-他没事-Yousurewewon'twakehim?-He'sfine.他没事别管他He'sfine.Forgetabouthim.米兰达想证明她还是能做♥爱♥Mirandawastryingtoproveshecouldstilldoitall.她把男人带回有孩子的家里想要跟他做♥爰♥达到高♥潮♥Bringhomethebacon,bringhomethebaby,andbringhomeanorgasm.沃克别停Oh,Walker.Don'tstop.妈妈来了Mommy'scoming!Mommy'scoming!我想我做不到Idon'tthinkIcandothis.我说过我不喜欢孩子Itoldya,Ifmnotababyguy.让我先来好吗？Couldn'tIjustpleasecomefirst?现在你却不哭了Oh,sonowyoustopcrying.好了只剩下我们了So,hereweare,huh?我办派对的那晚Thenightofmybigparty,米兰达终于跟现实妥协Mirandafinallygaveintoherlittleparty,她不再是以前那个米兰达becauseshewasn'tthesameperson.她有伴了Shewasplusone.书？So,abook?现在还有人看书吗？Abook.Doesanybodyreadbooksanymore?看书的风潮再度流行Well,actually,Ithinkbooksarecomingback.你可以在公车厂'♥告♥上看到我Youcanquotemeonthesideofabusifyouwant.“看书的风潮再度流行〃艾赛克米兹拉希"Booksareback."IsaacMizrahi.■我会记住的•来找我-Okay,Filrememberthat.-Alright.Meetme.派对很棒恭喜你Bye.-Perfectparty,Carrie,congratulations.值得你赶到城里来？Worthcomingdowntownfor?是或不是？Wasthatayesorano?是最后一件Lastone.谢谢你Thankyou.我环顾四周心想谁需要伴呢？AsIlookedaroundIthought,whoneedsadate?我可以自己拿蛋糕把它吃掉Icanhavemycakeandeatit,too.突然间…Thensuddenly...他来了比我印象中还可爱Therehewas,lookingcuterthanIremembered.并且他没带女朋友来Andminusonegirlfriend.今晚的女主角你真的很难找Hey,ladyofthehour.You'rehardtogetto.装点心的盘子也一样Soisthedesserttraywhenit*syourparty.比较起我的新书发表派对Uh,justasapointofreference,我只是你帐单上的小零头mybookpartycouldfitinacoatcheckofyourbookparty.我只请了跟我认识的四百个人400ofmyclosestacquaintances.你看起来很漂亮Youlookgreat.我还以为你不会来So,Ithoughtyoucouldn'tmakeit.我必须来跟你说声恭喜Well,Ihadtocomeby,saycongratulations.-谢谢你赶过来柏格■是-Thanksforcoming,Berger.-Yeah.好吧Allright,uh...祝你的书大卖♥♥Goodluckwiththebookand...也祝你一切顺心andeverything.你也一样You,too.他就是让你心动的男人吗？-Excuseme.-Hey!Wasthatthesparkguy?没错-Yesitwas.-Mm.杰克柏格只有他一个人来JackBerger,allbyhislonesome.他真的很可爱Wellheisawfullycute.是吗？我又忘了Ishe?Iforgotagain.他会来这里一定是因为他也有感觉He'sobviouslyherebecausehefeltsomething,too.你能在计程车里提前打电♥话♥告诉我这件事吗？Canyoucallmefromacabandtellmethat?我爱你但你的脸…Iloveyoubutyourface...我知道Oh,Iknow.服务生不准我接近餐台Thecatererjustshooedmeawayfromthebuffet.你不介意我先告退吧？DoyoumindifIgohome?我还以为你不想回家了Ithoughtyou'dneverask.谢谢你赶过来Thankyouforbeinghere.亲爰的我可是为了你才愿意这样公开露面Honey,Iwouldn'thavegoneoutinpubliclikethisforanyonebutyou.我知道我必须忍♥受这一点IknowandIhavetolivewiththat.再见Bye.再见Bye.我也该走了我的男伴为了端虾的服务生抛弃我Imightgo,too,myplusonedumpedmeforashrimpwaiter.我也想离开但我非留下来不可Mm,rdlovetoleave,butIhavetostay.我像是派对里-Hm.-Tmliketheicesculpture一定要有的冰雕theparty'ssupposedtohappenaround.我也该忘了他对吧？Ihadtolethimgo,correct?我希望他一开始就告诉我Ijustwishhetoldmerightupfront.有些事人们就是不愿意承认Thethingis,there'ssomethingspeopledon*tadmit因为他们不喜欢那些事引发的气氛比如…becausetheyjustdon'tlikethewayitsounds,like...“我离婚了""I'mgettingdivorced."我很寂寞I'mlonely.真的Iam.寂寞是可以了解的Thelonelinessispalpable.凯莉你没告诉我你邀请了克利夫Carrie,youdidn'ttellmeyouinvitedCliff?・哪个克利夫？-我的克利夫-Cliffwho?-Cliff!Cliff!MyCliff.•他跟她一起来•就是他？-Andhe'swithher!That'shim?热门体育的克利夫布利根？CliffBraginfromPrimeTimeSports?别大声嚷嚷Don'tmakeascene!这里是她的地盘Thisishersideoftown?我们在休斯顿街以南We'rebelowHouston.东区西区谁知道这里是哪里？Eastside,westside,whothehellknowsdownhere?我好生气Iamsoangry.结果证明连最理智的女人Asitturnsout,eventhemosttogether-woman遇到爱情也无法保持理智can'tkeepittogetherwhenitcomestolove...-她是谁？-我的角色模版-Whowasthat?-Myrolemodel.在心里我们仍是有血有肉的人Becausejustbelowthesurface,we'reallrawandexposed.再见Bye.这个派对是为谁办的？Well,so,whatwasthepartyfor?为我办的我要出书了Um,me.Ihaveabookcomingout.你写了一本书？Youwroteabook?那只是收集了我的…Well,it'sjustacollectionofmy...对我写了一本书Yes,Iwroteabook.太棒了恭喜你That'samazing!Congratulations!谢谢Thankyou.这真的很棒Itwaskindofamazing.但为什么需要陌生人来提醒我？WhydidIneedastrangertoremindmeofthat?你要到哪里去？So,wherecanItakeyou?我要回家就在73街跟…Oh,home.73rdand...不我们得好好庆祝一下Oh,no,no,no.Wehavetocelebratethis.我想告诉他Oh,canItellhim?Iwannatellhim.・不我不想…-她写了一本书-Oh,no,Idon'tthink...-Shewroteabook!不会吧？恭喜你Oh,nokiddingcongratulations.Gonnabeinthebookstores・书快要上市了？■对-andeverything?-Yep,yep.真不错真的是那样的话That'sgreat.Hey,well,ifthat'sthecasethentonight...热狗算我请客thehotdogsareonme.不你不必…Oh,no,youdon'thavetopayfor...我坚持No.Dogsareonme.Iinsist.・谢谢你-谢谢-Thankyou.-Thanks.祝你有个愉快的周末Sure,haveaniceweekend.-Thankyou.我只想到谁需要柏格呢？AllIcouldthinkwas,whoneedsa"Berger"你可以用七毛五分钱甚至免费买♥♥到好吃的热狗whenyoucangetafabuloushotdogforseventy-fivecents,orfree?谢谢Thanks.但或许有些事的发生是想告诉你那个人真的存在Thenagain,maybethereissomethingtoknowingthey'reoutthere.Sheinvitedhimtobeherplusoneatthebookparty她知道她可以抛开拖油瓶sincesheknewshe'dbeconvenientlyminusone.梅格答应当保姆Magdahadalreadyagreedtobabysit.同时夏洛特在跟她的完美男人交往贾斯汀安德森三世Meanwhile,CharlottewasJustinAndersonthethird.谢谢你请我吃午餐Well,thanksforanotherlovelylunch,又陪我走回家andforwalkingmehome.这是我的荣幸Mypleasure.贾斯汀出现得正是时候Justinwasjustintime,夏洛特终于准备好becauseCharlottewasfinallyready接受一段新关系foranewrelationship.午安柯利尔太太Goodafternoon,Mrs.Collier.是的确是Yes,itcertainlywas.她真的很友善Andshe'soneofthefriendlyones.我该回去上班了Ithinkrdbettergetbacktowork.好吧Okay.-再见一再见-Bye.-Bye.我也跟我的出版商展开了一段新关系Iwasinanewrelationship,too,withmypublisher.好的再见Mm-hmm,okay,bye-bye.我很期待这个派对Iamsofreakingexcitedaboutthisparty!说真的凯莉我们很受注目Seriously,Carrie,wearesogolden.大家都想来参加新书发表派对Peopleactuallywanttocometothisbookparty.康泰纳仕旗下所有人都想来AllofCondeNastiscoming,包括GQ有些编辑是异性恋includingGQ,whichhasactualstraightmen.你们一定很佩服我我想说的就是这些Someonebetterkissmeatthisthing.That'sallIgottasay.重点不是卖♥♥书So,it'snotaboutsellingbooks.而是帮自己找男朋友It'saboutfindingyouaboyfriend.柯特妮…Hey,Courtney...Oh!抱歉我不知道你办公室里有人Ididn'tknowyouhadsomebodyinhere.Tmsorry.杰克你在做什么？Oh.Jack,whatareyoudoinghere?我来借用影印机UsingtheXeroxmachine.第二本书写完了？Youfinishyoursecondbook?不是我的自杀字条No,mysuicidenote.你要“快来约我”卡片吗？Wouldyoulikea"SavetheDate"card?谢谢你Please.你们认识？Youknoweachother?不-No.-No.凯莉布雷萧Oh,CarrieBradshaw.她的新书这星期上市Herbookofessayscomesoutthisweek.真的太棒了Oh,veryexciting.杰克柏格我们去年出版过他的第一本书JackBerger.Wepublishedhisfirstbooklastyear.你姓柏格？AndyournameisBerger?她从来没听说过我Neverheardofme.我觉得你们的宣传部有问题Whatdoesthatsayaboutyourpublicitydepartment?我不是你的主力读者Notyourprimarymarket.没错因为她不是你们的一分子Right,becauseshe'snotinmyimmediatefamily.杰克出版了针对男人设计的漫画小说Jackwroteahilariouscomicnovelthatspeakstomen就像你的女性专栏一样thesamewayyourcolumnspeakstowomen.只不过男人不会买♥♥漫画小说Yeah,exceptmendon'tbuyhilariouscomicnovels.那是一大缺点Thatstheflawintheplan.•你的书呢？•卖♥♥掉了一半-What'syourbook?-"Half-off."现在是这么说的卖♥♥掉了一半That'swhatit'scallednow.Itsjusthalf-off.有时候在第六大道的卡片摊上可以用七毛五分钱买♥♥到Sometimesit's75centsonacardtableonSixthAvenue.-就放在线香旁边-没错-Nexttotheincense.-Exactly.你们应该谈一谈Youknow,youtwoshouldtalk,因为他是过来人他很了解这些because,youknow,heknowsthewholedeal,派对签名会以及巡回演说的事theparty,thesignings,thereading,thetour.几分钟后Minuteslater,杰克柏格跟我一起坐着吃速食JackBergerandIsloweddownforalittlefastfood.我不是想喂它们我只想打它们I'mnotsomuchfeedingthemasI'mhittingthem.看得出来Yes,Iseethat.男人是在压抑愤怒“Didthemanhavealittlerepressedanger?或是他不喜欢鸽子呢？女人一直都很好奇Ordidhejustdislikepigeons?"Thewomanwondered.女人一直都受困于〃压抑”这个字眼Thewomanistrippingovertheterm"repressed."我一点都不难过I'mnotreallybitter.我只是在试穿它I'mjusttryingitonforsize.我想它很适合Ithinkitfits.真的吗？胯下有点紧Yeah.It'salittletightinthecrotch.你跟我说‘胯下”吗？我们才刚刚认识You'resaying"crotch"tome?Wejustmet.袖子太长了吗？Longinthesleeve?-看起来不会-看吧一定是胯下的问题-Notasfunny.-Seethat,Ithadtobe"crotch.”草莓奶昔好喝吗？How*sthatstrawberryshake?非常好喝谢谢你It'sverytasty,thankyou.我不敢相信你点了草莓奶昔Ican'tbelievethatyouorderedstrawberry.过了十一岁后谁会喝草莓奶昔？Whoordersstrawberryaftertheageof11?你该多多学习了解女人Youhavesomuchtolearnaboutwomen.有些读者是那么说的Yeah,thatswhatafewreviewerssaid.接下来呢？你还能陪我多久？Allright,what'snext?HowlongdoIhaveyoufor?我不知道你今天还要做别的事吗？Well,Idon'tknow.Whatelseisonyouragenda?我要去拿送洗的衣服Igottapickupsomedrycleaning.你觉得跟我一起去会有点奇怪吗？Woulditbeweirdforyoutocomewithmetopickupsomedrycleaning?你要我去帮你拿衣服才叫做怪怪的No.Itwouldbeweirdforyoutosendme.街角有家餐厅不错适合全家人去It'saniceplace.Itsrightaroundthecorner.Familyjoint.他们还有算盘Theyhaveanactualabacus.我们的第一次会面非常美好Wewerehavingoneofthosegreatfirstdates真正的约会是不会发生这种事的you