三打白骨精中英文对照

三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空、E：猪八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：白骨精变成的村姑、B2：白骨精变成的老太婆、B3：白骨精变化成的老头、N：哪吒第一幕T:Wukong,wherewearenow?悟空：我们现在到哪里了S:Bajie,map!八戒，地图E:(摸出，递给S)S:oh，master，look！(凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyoudon'ttakethesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!八戒，我告诉你多少次啦，不要老是带美女图啦！E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)哦，师傅。原谅我这次吧。T:(缩手)No,IthinkIwilltakethisuntilwegettothewest,bajie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图E:But……T:bajie,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.Em……Iamsohungrynow,(坐下来不走了）Icannotmoveanymore,奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了。S:FatPig!你这只猪！E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?你就要干嘛啊E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,Iamhungrytoo，wouldyoubringussomefood?悟空，我也饿了，你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!你看，我们师傅也饿了T:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!八戒，不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway。whatcanwedo？但是师傅,如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办T:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?这倒是一个问题悟空你有什么办法吗？S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis…..?这是？S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!这是电网，我从师傅带的书里学到的。所以我做了这个，没有怪兽能够靠近你如果你待J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Wukong,gameover!第四幕(这时候B已经变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!(哭喊狂奔过去）S:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!不他们不是人是妖精T:Monster?IthinkYouaretherealmonster!you,go!!you,go!!itisthewrongway,你走错啦妖精我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走哪儿来的回哪儿去吧（孙走错,唐指出）你走错啦这边（这里走错是搞笑部分）S:(悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......师傅猴哥真的走啦T:Don'tsaythatguy!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:（惊）Youare......B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)don'ttouchmymaster,T:Wukong?E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:ohOurheroisback!第五幕T:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?我不理解刚才发生了什么？S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!师傅，你的智商堪忧啊，这个怪兽改变了外表三次目的是为了吃你。T:How,howdidyoufindout?你怎么知道的S:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)猴子的直觉N:Iamcoming.whereistheanimal?S;Ah......youaretoolate,哪吒(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.对哪吒说，你已经来的太晚了。哪吒说，我报警了。N:heihei(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!letusgo

(带走白骨精B)嘿嘿你被捕了，你现在可以保持沉默，你现在所说的每一句话将

来都可能成为呈堂证供，走吧！T:Wukong(S不理T)。Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)。I'msorry(小声)S:What?T:I'msorry.S:Icannothearclearly.?T:I......am......