三打白骨精英语剧本

英语话剧

三打白骨精组员：陈琦项海滨龚文婷高晨浩李梓亮李俊杰角色分配旁白（chenqi）沙僧（xianghaibing）孙悟空（liziliang）八戒（gaochenghao）唐僧（lijunjie）白骨精所变的老头（chenqi）白骨精（gongwenting）哪吒（xianghaibing）白骨精所变的太婆（gongwenting）白骨精所变的女孩（gongwenting）ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster

芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3Chenqi:Fivehundredyearsago,thereisainvitinglegend.Nowadays,we’lltellyouthisinterestingstory,ThreeTimes’BeatingMonster.Let’sbegin.敢问路在何方.mp3Lijunjie:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?Liziliang:Bajie,map!Gaochenghao:(摸出，递给S)Liziliang:Look,master………（T、S一齐转向E）Lijunjie:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,nottobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!Gaochenghao:Oh,master!ForgivemeLijunjie:I’llkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestGaochenghao:But……Lijunjie:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?Gaochenghao:Here.Em……wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan’twalkonanymore!Mystomachdoesn’tallowSo.Liziliang:FatPig!Gaochenghao:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill……….Liziliang:Youwillwhat?Gaochenghao:Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).Liziliang:Hm!Lijunjie:Wukong,factually,Iamabithungry.Couldyougotogetmesomefoods?Gaochenghao:Yousee,masterishungry,too!Lijunjie:Baijie!Don’tforgetwhoatemylastmeal!Xianghaibing:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway…..Lijunjie:Em…….Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?Liziliang:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）Gaochenghao:Thisis…..?Liziliang:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommaster’sbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!Lijunjie:Em……Wukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!Liziliang:Bye!(走)Lijunjie:Let’splaycards!斗地主.mp3Gongwenting:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)Gongwenting:CanIjoinyou?Lijunjie:I’msorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.Gongwenting:Oh,Chance!Bomb!Lijunjie:Bomb?(打出)Gongwenting:DoubleKing!Lijunjie:Oh….Iwin!Em……,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)Liziliang:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!Gongwenting:Ah……Lijunjie:Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!Liziliang:Sheisamonster!Lijunjie:Nonsense!Liziliang:Oh,pleasedon’t……Lijunjie:It’stoolate!(唱)Oncemore……youopenthedoor…泰坦尼克号.mp3Liziliang:Please,Please,oh,no……Lijunjie:Wukong,I’mdisappointedwithyou!Gongwenting:Hm!SunWukong,I’llteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)Gongwenting:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?Lijunjie:Daughter?…No,sorry!Gongwenting:Oh,mypoorbaby!What’swrongwithyou?Tellme,tellmewhodidit!?Ican’tstandit!Whyisitalwaysmewhogetshurt?Liziliang:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,I’llbeatyouintohell!Gongchenghao&Xianghaibing:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)Xianghaibing:Look,(伸食指)howmany?Lijunjie:Two…(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)Chenqi:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh…mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!!O,oncetherewasatrueloveatmyhand,butIdidn'ttreasureit.Ididn'trealizeituntilitwasgone.Thereisnothingmoremiserablethanit.IfGodcangivemeachancetorestart,I'lltellthemywifeandmydaughterthreewords“ILoveYou”.IfIhavetoaddadeadlinetothelove,Ihopeitwillbetenthousandyears.芦苇荡-大话西游.mp3Liziliang:I’llkillyou,monster!(打)Chenqi:

Justkillmeuseyourgoldencudgel(金箍棒),don’thesitate,please!Withoutmyfamily,Idon'twantliveanymore.Lijunjie:You,you…(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!Lijunjie:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!Lijunjie:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!!Liziliang:(悲，离去)人鬼情未了.MP3Gongchenghao:Master,brotherMonkeyis.......Lijunjie:Scratch!Don'tmentionthatguyanymore!Gongwenting:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)Lijunjie:（惊）Youare......Gongwenting:Howfoolishyouare,Mr.Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)Gongwenting:(抓住T)I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha......LIziliang:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?Gongchenghao:Oh,BrotherMonkey!Xianghaibing:Ourheroisback!Lijunjie:I,Ican'tunderstand......Whathappened?Liziliang:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!Lijunjie:How,howdidyoufindit?Liziliang:(沉默).......Monkey'sintuition(直觉)Xianghaibing:Excuseme,whereisthemonster?Liziliang;Ah......youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)I'vecalledthepolice.Xianghaibing:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)Lijunjie:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)I'msorry(小声)Liziliang:What?Lijunjie:I'msorry.Liziliang:Em?Louder,please?Lijunjie:I......am......sorry.....敢问路在何方.mp3Lijunjie:Let'sgoguys!(歌)Liziliang:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.Gongchenghao:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.Xianghaibing:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.Lijunjie.S.E.J:Ah......Ah