老友记friends中英文对照剧本606the one last night

606TheOneTheLast606[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisbalancingaminihockeystickonhishandasChandlerentersfromhisroomcarryingabunchofbills.]Chandler:(watchesJoeyforamoment)Okay!(Joeyquicklymovesthehockeysticksothathe’sscratchinghisbackwithit.)Listen,I’mgonnabemovingoutsoyouwillbeinchargeofpayingtherent.Joey:Right!AndwhenisthatChandler:FirstoftheJoey:Andthat’severyChandler:No,justthemonthsyouactuallywanttoliveJoey:Chandler:Okay,hereisthephonebill.(HandsittoJoey:(lookingatit)OhmyChandler:That’sourphonenumber.Nowlook,IknowIkindasprungthiswholememovingoutonthing,sowhydon’tIjust—whydon’tIjustcoveryouforawhile?Joey:No-no!Noway!JoeyTribbianidoesnottakeChandler:It’snotcharity,Joey:No!Forgetit!Okay—Imeanthanks,butI’mdonetakingmoneyfromyou.Allright,Icantakeofmyself.Now,what’snext?Comeon.Chandler:Okayuh,here’stheelectricbill.(HandsittoJoey:ThisishowmuchwepayforChandler:Uh,(JoeyrunsoverandshutsofftheChandler:So,we’lldotherestofthebillslaterOpening[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,ChandleristalkingtoPhoebeabouttryingtogiveJoeysomemoney.]Phoebe:SoisJoeygoingtohavetogiveuptheChandler:No,Ihopenot!Itriedtoofferhimsomemoney,buthewouldn’ttakePhoebe:Well,howmuchdoyouthinkheChandler:Ifigurethat$1,500wouldcoverhimforafewmonths,y’know?ButIhavetotrickhimintotakingitsoIwon’thurthispride.Phoebe:Whydon’tyouhirehimasanactor?Youcouldhavehimdressupandputonlittleskits.Whateveryouwant.Chandler:WellthatwouldhelptheprideMonica:(enteringfromherroom)Chandler:Hey!Wow!Youlookgreat!WannamoveinwithmeMonica:(thinks)Chandler:Okay!(Theykiss)So,whatdoyougirlshavennedfortonight?Monica:Well,insteadofbeingsadthattonightismylastnighttogetherwithRachelwethoughtwe’dgoouttodinnerandcelebratethefactthatRachelismovinginwithPhoebe.Phoebe:Andalso,my 那是Monica:It’snotyourPhoebe:Whatameanthingtosay!Iwouldnever lyouit’snotyourbirthday!(JoeyandRossenter.)Joey:Hey!Ross:Hey!Phoebe:Hey!Soyouguyshave nnedforthebiglastChandler:Well,insteadofjusthangingout,wefigurewe’ddoRoss:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Knicksseasonopenertonight.Ithoughtmaybeyouguyswouldcomeoverandwatchit.Joey:Idon’tknowRoss,notifyou’regonnatalkabouthowyougaveupacareerinbasketballto eapaleontologist.Ross:Ididgiveupacareerinbasketball eaRachel:(enteringfromherroom)Pheebs,IwasMonica:You’renotdressedyet?!We’resupposedtostarthavingfuninRachel:WellandclearlynotaminuteMonica:Rachel,youarepackedthoughright,Imeanplease lmethatyou’reRachel:OfcourseIpacked!Monicarelax!IjustwantedtoaskPhoebeheropiniononwhatIshouldweartonight.Phoebe:MyGod,Ican’tgetaminuteofpeacearound [CuttoRachel’sbedroom,Phoebeandherareentering.Andit’sobviousshe’snotPhoebe:OhmyGod!Monica’sjustgonnakillRachel:Yeah,yeah,IPhoebe:Well,whatyou’rewearingisfineforMonica:(entering)Rachel,Ineedtoborrow—You’renotpacked!!!!You’renotpackedevenalittlebit!Monica:What?Rachel:No,nodon’tgetmadbecauselook—thisiswhathappened.SoI-Istartedpacking,thenIrealized,"WhatamIng?Iamlousyatpacking!"Right?Butyoulovepacking!So,asagifttoyou,onourlastnight,ta-da!Monica:(grabsabagofthoseStyrofoampeanuts)I’llbecoordinator!OhmyGod!I’msosorry,Ididn’tgetyouanything!Okay,lookeverybodyhastohelp!Okay?Youcanhelp,can’tyouPhoebe?Phoebe:IhaveMonica:You’renswerewithPhoebe:That’sMonica:Allright,Chandlercanmakeboxes,Rosscanwrap,andJoeycanliftthings.NowPhoebe,go ltheguystheyhavetohelpout!Phoebe:Monica:Okay!(ToRachel)OhmyGod,thank[Cuttolivingroom,PhoebeentersandclosesRachel’sdoorbehindPhoebe:Hurry!Monica’sgonnamakeyoupack!She’sgotjobsfor

大家都要出力。，帮忙好吧？ Now,it’stoolateforme,butsaveyourselves!(Theguysscrambleforthedoor.)Monica:(enteringandinterruptingtheguy’sescapeattempt)Okay!Themoverswillbeherein11hours.Rachelhasnotpacked.Now,everybodyhastohelp!Chandler,we’regonnastartwith…Chandler:Ohnope,I-I nswithMonica:IthoughtyousaidyouweregoingtodoChandler:Yes,butforthelasttime.Monica:Okayfine,nowRoss…Ross:Oh,but-butIcan’tdoit.Monica:WhyJoey:(quietly)I’vegotRoss:Because,becauseI’vegotMonica:It’salmost8o’clock,it’salmostpasthisbedtime.Where-whereisChandler:He’satadinnerMonica:Ishereallycoming?BecauseIcanseerightintoyourapartment!Ross:Ofcourseheis!What,doyouthinkI’djustusemysonas-asanexcuse?WhatkindoffatherdoyouthinkIam?Monica:Allright,sorry.(GoesbacktoRachel’sRoss:(totheguys)Igottagomakeafake[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisenteringcarryingtwoJoey:Hereitis!OurlastpizzastogetherasChandler:Oh,IwishI’dknowyouweregoingtodothat,Iordered Joey:Ohthat’sokay.Hey,actuallyinawayit’skindanice.Me,bringingthefoodofmyancestors,you,thefoodofyours!(Chandlerstaresathim,dumbfounded,thenfinallyChandler:Say,Joe,Ihadastrangeideaofwhatwecoulddoforourlastnight.Whatdoyousaywe yalittleuh,foosballformoney?Joey:What,areyoucrazy?Youhaven’tbeatenmeoncesincemyinjuryd’97season.Itwouldbeeasierifyoujustgivemeyourmoney.Chandler:Yesitwould.WhatdoyousaytoJoey:Okay,you’reChandler:Okay,let’s y!Thebiggame,Italyvs. (Theystart [Scene:Rachel’sbedroom,she’sinherclosetbringingdownherpairofrollerbladesfromatopshelf.]Rachel:Ohhhhhh,lookit’stherollerMonica:(startingtocry)OhRachel:Yourememberwhenwegotthese?Monica:No.Rachel:Iguessyouweren’tthere.(TheyPhoebe:Youguys,wesaidweweregonnahavefun!Comeon,hey,rememberthetime…(Shestartslaughinghysterically.)Youdon’tremember?Rachel:I’msorryPheebs,IguessI’mjustreallysaidthatI’mMonica:I’mgonnamissyousoPhoebe:Well,thisdoesn’thavetobesosadthough.Y’know?Maybeinsteadofjustthinkingabouthowmuchyou’regonnamisseachother,youshouldlike

你把我当成什么样的了两个室友的最后一个披萨（->chandler?） thinkofthethingsyou’renotgonnamiss.Monica:Idon’tthinkthere’sanything.Phoebe:Comeon,there’sgottabesomething.Monica:Nope,she’sperfect.Rachel:IhavePhoebe:Good!Great!YoucangoRachel:Uhwell,IguessI’mnotgonnamissthefactthatyou’reneverallowedtomovethephonepen.(Laughs.Monicalagsbehindthelaughalittlebit.)Phoebe:Goodthat’sagoodone.Okay,Monica,anything?Y’know?DoesRachelmovethephonepen?Monica:Aw,sometimes.Always,Phoebe:Okay,good.Thereyougo.Doesn’tanyonefeelMonica:Notjustthephonepen.InevergetmyRachel:YougetyourMonica:Yeah,wellIdon’tthinkitreallycountsifyouhavetoreadthemoffthebackofyourhandafteryoufallasleeponthecouch.Rachel:So-so,youmissedamessagefromwho?Chandleroryourmom?OrChandler?Oryourmom?Phoebe:Great!Itworked!Noone’s[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,theyarejustfinishingupanothergameoffoosball.]Joey:(scores)Yes!Iwinagain!Ha-ha!That’slike500bucksyouoweme!Whoo-ho-hoo!(Goesovertothefridgeandstartsopeningandclosingthedoorrapidly.)$500thatisalooootofelectricity!(Bytheway,there’snothinginthefridge.)Whoo-ho-ho!(Noticesthesparsenessofthefridge.)IgottabuysomeChandler:Okay,givemeachancetowinmymoneyback.Okay?Suddendeath,onegoal,$1,000.Joey:Youserious?Chandler:Ohyes!Joey:Okay,getreadytooweme!Chandler:Okay.Joey:Okay,herewego.[Inslowmotion,assomehauntydemonicmusicysinthebackground,Joeythrowstheballin,Chandlerquitsyingandgoesforhis food.Joeysmackstheballreallyhard,shootingitdownthetable.Chandlerslowlytakesabite,theballbouncesoffofthewall,headsbackupthetable,andscoresthegoalforChandler.]Chandler:No!No!No!No—(Joeylooksathim)—onecanbeatme.(Infrustration,Joeykicksthetable,breakingit.)Chandler:See?Now,that’swhyonlythelittlefakemenaresupposedtodoallthekicking.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thephoneringsandMonicaanswersitasRachelandPhoebemoveaboxintothelivingroom.] o?(Listens)Oh,hiRoss!(ToRachel)See?OtherpeoplecallRachel:Ooh,yourbrother.Monica:(onphone)What’s

对Ross:Oh,I’mjustoverherewithBen.Ithoughtwe’dsayMonica:Oh,puthimRoss:Ben,sayhitoAuntMonica.(HeholdsthephonetothefakeBenhehascreatedoutofapumpkin.)Oh,Iguesshedoesn’tfeelliketalkingrightnow.He’ssmilingthough!Okay,talktoyoulater.[Scene:Rachel’sbedroom,Rachelisenteringcarryingtwoglassesofwine.ShegivesonetoPhoebe,keepsone,andcompleyignoresMonica.]Phoebe:Yeah,Ithinkitwasbetterwhenyouguysweresad.Hey,uh,remembertherollerblades?Rachel:YouknowwhatelseI’mnotgonnamiss?"I’mMonica.Iwashthetoilet17timesaday.Evenifpeopleareonit!"Monica:"HiI’mRachel,ismysweatertootight?No?Oh,I’dbetterwashitandshrinkit!"Rachel:"I’mMonica,Idon’tgetphonemessagesfrominterestingpeople.Phoebe:Hey!IcallMonica:"OhmyGod,IloveRoss!IhateRoss!IloveRoss!IhateRoss!"Rachel:"OhmyGod,Ican’tfindaboyfriend!SoIguessI’lljuststumbleacrossthehallandsleepwiththefirstguyIfindinthere!"(Monicapicksuponeofthoseboxesofhaircurlingthings,dumpsitinabox,andstormsout.)Phoebe:Yeah,weshouldgetamoveonifwewannamakethosedinnerreservations.(Phoebedumpsadrawerfullofmakeupintoabox.)[Scene:ChandlerandJoey's,JoeyisexaminingthebrokenfoosballtableasChandlerentersfromhisroom.]Chandler:StillJoey:Thissucksman!Thelastnightyou’rehereandIlosethetwomostimportantthingsinmylife,thefoosballtableand$500.Chandler:Well,thereareotherwaysofwinningbackyourmoney,howaboutalittleuh,alittleBlackjack?(Holdsupadeckofcards.)Joey:Nah,notmyChandler:Okay,uh,howabout,howabout—y’knowwhat?Wecould yanewgame.Anewgame,it’sfun.Joey:Well,what’sitcalled?Chandler:Cups.Joey:Idon’tknowhow yChandler:I’llteachya!Comeon,comeon,it’sreallyeasyandreally,reallyJoey:AllChandler:Okay,hereyougo.(Hedealsouttwocardseach.)Ihavetwoqueens,whatdoyouhave?Joey:AtwoandaChandler:Ho-ho,youwin!50Joey:Chandler:Ohyeah!Okay,let’s yagain.(Hedealsouttwocardseachagain.)Whatdoyougot?Joey:Afouranda

班，跟阿姨问好 天啊!我爱 !Chandler:You’rekiddingJoey:No.Chandler:Wellthat’safullcup!(PayshimJoey:Damn!Iamgoodat[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiswhiningtoPhoebeaboutMonica:I’mnottalkingtoPhoebe:Well,oneofyouhastotakethefirststep!Anditshouldbeyou,becauseshe’stheonewho’sleaving.It’sharderforher!Monica:Well,maybeyou’reright—ShemadefunofmyphonePhoebe:Iknow,Itookithardtoo.(MonicagoesintoRachel’sMonica:ListenRachel,Ifeelreallybadabout—Whatareyou ng?(SheseesthatRachelisunpacking.)Rachel:I’mMonica:Rachel:I’mnotmoving!(Shere-hangsapicture,crookedly.)IsthatpictureMonica:Itneedstogoabout20blockstotheRachel:Hey,y’knowwhat?You’retheonewhowantstomakethisbigchangeandmoveinwithChandler!Youshouldbetheonetogo!WhyshouldIhavetoMonica:Becauseit’smyRachel:Wellit’sminetoo!WhatelseyouMonica:Howabout,you’removing!!(Grabsabunchofclothesandthrowsthemintoabox.WhatfollowsisabriefsequenceofRachelunpackingandMonicapackingthesamestuffoverandoveragainasRachelchants"No."andMonicachants"Yes.")Rachel:Look!Thisisridiculous.Weshouldbepackingyou!!(SheknocksoverMonica,grabsabox,andrunsintothekitchen.)Phoebe:Hey,howareyouguysRachel:Great!Monica’sMonica:(entering)IamRachel:Ohreally?!Thenhowcomeallyourstuffisinthisbox?!(MonicastartschasingRachelaroundthetable.)Phoebe:Okay,youguys.YouguysIthinkIknowwhat’sgoingonhere.Okay,youguys…STOP!!(Theystop.)Iknowthat,Iknowthatyou’reactingmadbecauseyouthinkthatit’llmakeiteasiertoleave.Butdeepdownyou’restillreallysad.Deep-deepdown.Monica:NoPhoebeIammad!Phoebe:Well,deep-deep-deepdown!Rachel:Yeah,I’mjustmad!Phoebe:Thenkeeprunning.(Theyresumethechase.)[Scene:ChandlerandJoey’s,they’restill yingCups.]Chandler:Youwin.Joey:Well,whatdidyouChandler:Itdoesn’tmatterbecausenothingbeatsathreeandasix.That

该搬的是你!我凭什么要搬！ friendisD-Cup.Okay,nowmuchhaveyouwonsoJoey:Uh,(countsthemoney)wow,Chandler:Not700Joey:Chandler:Doubleit!(HeJoey:Chandler:WellyouseeinCups,onceyouget$700,youhavetodoubleJoey:Chandler:Hey,Ididn’tmakeuptherules.Now,afteryoureceivethedoublingbonus,yougetuh,onecard.Nowthatonecardcouldbeworth$100bringingyourtotalto1,500.(Joeygetsexcited.)Don’tgettoexcitedbecausethat’snotgonnahappenunlessyouget—Noway!(Hetakesthetopcard,whichisthetwoofclubs.Ofcourse,anycardwould’vewon.Chandlerpayshim.)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicacarriesaboxoutofRachel’sroom.]Monica:Well,thisisthelastboxofyourclothes.I’mjustgonnalabelit,"Whatwereyouthinking?"Rachel:Funny,becauseIwasjustgonnagoacrossthehallandwritethatonPhoebe:Heyyouguys,Idon’tmeantomakethingsworse,butumm,Idon’twanttolivewithRachelanymore.MonicaandRachel:Phoebe:You’rejustsomeantoeachother!AndIdon’twanttoenduplikethatwithRachel.Istilllikeyou!Rachel:Well,Phoebethat’sfinebecauseI’mnotMonica:Whoa-whoa-whoa,Phoebeyougottatakeher!Y’knowI-I-Isaidsomereallybadstuffabouther,buty’knowRachelhassomegoodqualitiesthatmakeheragoodroommate.Rachel:Ohreally?LikewhatMonica:Y’knowshehas147,000pairsofRachel:Ohyeah,goodstartMonica:SheletsyouborrowRachel:Yeahandyoustretch‘emoutwithyourbigoldclownMonica:Doyouwannaliveoutside?!Becauseit’sgettin’cold!(ToPhoebe)Shegetstonsofcatalogsandumm,she’llfolddownthepagesofthethingsshethinksthatI’dlike.Phoebe:WhatMonica:WhenItakeashower,sheleavesmelittlenotesontheRachel:Yeah,Ido.I-Ido,doPhoebe:That’snice.IlikehavingthingstoreadintheMonica:WhenIfallasleeponthecouchafterreading,shecoversmeoverwithaRachel:Welly’know,Idon’twantyoutobeMonica:AndwhenItoldherthatIwasgonnabemovinginwithChandler,shewasreallysupportive.(ToRachel)(Startstocry)Youweresogreat.Youmadeitsoeasy.Andnowyouhavetoleave.AndIhavetolivewithaboy!!(Theybothbreakdownintears.)

Rachel:Oh,it’sgonnabePhoebe:OkayRachel,Ican’twaittolivewithyou!Andyouknowwhatweshoulddo?BringMonicaandthenwecouldalllivetheretogether!We’llhavesomuchfun!!Rachel:Buthoney,Ithinkshe’smovinginwithPhoebe:Ohthat’sright.You’restillsetonMonica:Kinda.(ShehugsPhoebeandlooksoutthewindow.Shemovesclosertoittogetabetterlook.)OhmyGod![CuttoRoss’sapartment,he’swatchingTVandeatingsomepopcornasthephonerings.]Ross:(answeringthephone) o?(Listens)HeyMon,how’sthepackinggoing?(Listens)Ben?He’sfine.Yeah,he’sright—OhmyGod!(HelooksoveratthefakeBenandnoticesthattheheadhasfallenoff.)Getyourheadofyourshirtthereson!(Hetriestopushthepumpkinthroughtheneckhole.)What?(Listens)Yeah,it’sapumpkin.I’llcomepack.[Scene:ChandlerandJoey’s,(Ohh,that’sthelasttimeI’mevergonnatypethatline.It’sjustsosad.)Joeyisentering,angrily.]Joey:Chandler:What’sJoey:RossandIwerehel thegirlspack,tookalittlebreak,Ilost$1,500tohiminCups!Chandler:Wh-HowdidyouloseatJoey:Thesamewayyoulost.IstartedoutwithaKingandaQueen,bamn!Rossgetsa2anda3.ThenIgetaJackandaKing,boom!Rossgetsa4anda5!RosswasgettingtheCupcard,theD-Cup,theSittin’DownBonus!Meanwhile,Ididn’tevengethalfacup!Nothin’!!Chandler:OhJoey:Andheneveryedbeforeeither!Y’knowwhatIthink?Ithinkbeginner’sluck,veryimportantinCups.Chandler:Allright,let’syonemorehand!OneJoey:No,no,nomore!Icannotloseanotherdime!I’mseriousthistime!In-infact,look,there’sa—Iwannagiveyousomething.AndletmegiveittooyouknowbeforeIpawnitforCupsmoney.(Herollsthebigwhitedogover)Now,Iwantyoutohavethebigwhitedogasakindaofa,y’know,thankyouforbeingsuchagreatroommate.Chandler:Ican’ttakethebigwhitedog!YouloveJoey:It’shim,notChandler:No,butwait—whatifIboughtitfromyou,y’know?Andyournicegesturewouldbegivingittomeatareasonableprice,say(GetschokedJoey:Waitasecond,Iseewhatyou’retryingtodohere!You-you’retryingtogivememoneyagain!Chandler:WhendidItrytogiveyouJoey:Overthere!(Pointstothecouch)Before,withthebills!Youtriedtogivesomecharity,Isaid"No,"youdroppedit.Okay?Thenwehadanicelastnighttogether,wehadsomefun,wegambled,nobodytriedtogiveanybodyany

班？他很好，他正在——天啊! money!Nowoutoftheblue,youstartwiththecharitythingChandler:I’mjusttryingtohelpyouout!Okay?Iwannamakesure