迪斯尼动画《花木兰》纯英文台词

Mulan

Guard:We'reunderattack!Lightthesignal!

Guard:Nowallofknowsyou'rehere.

Shan-Yu:Perfect.

GeneralLi:YourMajesty,theHunshavecrossedourNorthernborder.

ChiFu:Impossible!NoonecangetthroughTheGreatWall.

GeneralLi:Shun-Yuisleadingthem.We'llsetupdefensesaroundyourpalaceimmediately.

Emperor:No!Sendyourtroopstoprotectmypeople.ChiFu,

ChiFu:Yes,yourhighness.

Emperor:Deliverconscriptionnoticesthroughoutalltheprovinces.Callupreservesandasmanynewrecruitsaspossible.

GeneralLi:ForgivemeyourMajesty,butIbelievemytroopscanstophim.

Emperor:Iwonttakeanychances,General.Asinglegrainofricecantipthescale.Onemanmaybethedifferencebetweenvictoryanddefeat.

Mulan:Quietanddemure...graceful...polite...[pickingupsomericewithherchopsticksandeatingamouthful]delicate...refined...poised...[Shesetsdownherchopsticksandwritesdownafinalwordonherrightarm]punctual.

Aiya.Littlebrother.Littlebrother.Lit-ahhh,thereyouare.Who'sthesmartestdoggieintheworld?Comeonsmartboy,canyouhelpmewithmychorestoday?

FaZhou:Honorableancestors,pleasehelpMulanimpressthematchmakertoday.

LittleBrother:Bark,bark,bark,bark,bark.

FaZhou:Please,PLEASE,helpher.

Mulan:FatherIbroughtyour--whoop![FaZhoubumpsintoMulan.

ThecupfallstothegroundandFaZhoucatchestheteapotwiththehandleofhiscane]

FaZhou:Mulan--

Mulan:Ibroughtaspare.

FaZhou:Mulan--

Mulan:Remember,thedoctorsaidthreecupsofteainthemorning--

FaZhou:Mulan--

Mulan:Andthreeatnight.

FaZhou:Mulan,youshouldalreadybeintown.We'recountingonyoutoup--

Mulan:--upholdthefamilyhonor.Don'tworryfather.Iwontletyoudown.

Wishmeluck.

FaZhou:Hurry!I'mgoingto...praysomemore.

[FaZhouturnsandwalksbackintothetemple]

BathLady:FaLi,isyourdaughterhereyet?

Thematchmakerisnotapatientwoman.

FaLi:Ofalldaystobelate.Ishouldhaveprayedtotheancestorsforluck.

GrandmaFa:Howluckycantheybe,they'redead.Besides,I'vegotalltheluckwe'llneed.

Thisisyourchancetoproveyourself.GrandmaFacovershereyesstepsintoabusystreet]

FaLi:GrandmaNo!

GrandmaFa:Yep,thiscricket'saluckyone.

FaLi:Hai.

Mulan:I'mhere.What?ButMamaIhadto--

FaLi:Noneofyoure'xcuses.Nowlet'sgetyoucleanedup.

BathLady:

Thisiswhatyougivemetoworkwith?

Well,honey,I'veseenworse.

We'regonnaturnthissow'searIntoasilkpurse.

Mulan:It'sfreezing.

FaLi:Itwouldhavebeenwarmifyouwerehereontime.

BathLady:

We'llhaveyou

Washedanddried

Primpedandpolished

tillyouglowwithpride

Trustmyrecipefor

instantbride

You'llbringhonortousall

FaLi:Mulan,what'sthis?

Mulan:Ahh,notes,incaseIforgetsomething?

GrandmaFa:Here,holdthis.We'llneedmoreluckthanIthought.

HairDresser1:

Waitandsee

Whenwe'rethrough

HairDresser2:

Boyswillgladlygoto

warforyou

HairDresser1:

Withgoodfortune

HairDresser2:

Andagreathairdo

Both:

You'llbringhonortousall

FaLiandothers:

Agirlcanbringherfamily

Greathonorinoneway

Bystrikingagoodmatch

Andthiscouldbetheday

Dresser1[Dresser1,Dresser2,andFaLidressMulan]:

Menwantgirlswithgoodtaste

Dresser2:

Calm

FaLi:

Obedient

Dresser1:

Whoworkfast-paced

FaLi:

Withgoodbreeding

Dresser2:

Andatinywaist

Mulan:huh.

AllThree:

You'llbringhonortousall

Chorus:

WeallmustserveourEmperor

WhoguardsusfromtheHuns

Amanbybearingarms

Agirlbybearingsons

Make-upLady/FaLi:

Whenwe'rethrough

youcan'tfail

Likealotusblossom

softandpale

Howcouldanyfellow

say"Nosale"

You'llbringhonortousall

FaLi:There,you'reready.

GrandmaFa:Notyet!Anappleforserenity...Apendantforbalance

Beadsofjadeforbeauty

Youmustproudlyshowit

Nowaddacricketjustforluck

Andevenyoucan'tblowit

Mulan:

Ancestors

Hearmyplea

Helpmenottomakeafoolofme

Andtonotuprootmyfam'lytree

Keepmyfatherstandingtall

MaidensandMulan:

Scarierthantheundertaker

Wearemeetingourmatchmaker

AllTownspeople:

Destiny

Guardourgirls

Andourfuture

asitfastunfurls

Pleaselookkindlyon

theseculturedpearls

Eachaperfectporcelaindoll

Maiden#1:Pleasebringhonortous

Maiden#2:Pleasebringhonortous

Maiden#3:Pleasebringhonortous

Maiden#4:Pleasebringhonortous

MulanandMaidens:Pleasebringhonortousall!

Matchmaker[lookingatherclipboard]:FaMulan

Mulan:Present.

Matchmaker:Speakingwithoutpermission.

Mulan:Oops.

GrandmaFa:Whospitinherbeancurd?

Matchmaker:Huh,Hmm,tooskinny.Hmph,notgoodforbearingsons.

Recitethefinaladmonition.

Mulan:Mmm-Hmm.Ptu

Matchmaker:Well...

Mulan:Fulfillyourdutiescalmlyandre...f--[lookingather

armwithsmearedwriting]spectfully.Reflectbeforeyousnackact.Thisshallbringyouhonor

andglory.Huh.

Matchmaker:Hmmm,thisway.Now,pourthetea.Topleaseyourfuturein-lawsyoumustdemonstrateasenseofdignityandrefinement.Youmustalsobepoised.

Mulan:Um,pardonme.

Matchmaker:Andsilent!

Mulan:CouldIjusttakethatback...onemoment.

Matchmaker:WhyyouclumsyWooo,woooo,wooooooo,Ahhhhhhhhhhh

GrandmaFa:Ithinkit'sgoingwell,don'tyou?

Matchmaker:Putitout!Putitout!

Putitout!Youareadisgrace!

Youmaylooklikeabride,butyouwillneverbringyourfamilyhonor!

Mulan:

Lookatme

IwillneverpassforaperfectbrideOraperfectdaughterCanitbe

I'mnotmeanttoplaythispart?NowIsee

ThatifIweretotruly

Tobemyself

Iwouldbreakmy

family'sheart

WhoisthatgirlIsee

Staringstraight

Backatme?

Whyismyreflectionsomeone

Idon'tknow?

SomehowIcannothide

WhoIam

ThoughI'vetried[Mulanbowstotheancestors]

Whenwillmyreflectionshow

WhoIaminside?

Whenwillmyreflectionshow

WhoIaminside?

FaZhou:My,my,whatbeautifulblossomswehavethisyear.Butlook,thisone'slate.

But,I'llbetthatwhenitblooms,itwillbethemostbeautifulofall.

Mulan:Whatisit?

FaLi:Mulan,stayinside.

ChiFu:CitizensIbringyouaproclamationfromthe:theHunshaveinvaded!

Townspeople:No!

ChiFu:ByorderoftheEmperor,onemanfromeveryfamilymustserveintheImperialArmy.TheXiaofamily.TheYifamily.

Yi'sSon:IwillservetheEmperorinmyfather'splace.

ChiFu:TheFaFamily.

Mulan:No.

FaZhou:IamreadytoservetheEmperor.

Mulan:Father,youcan'tgo.

FaZhou:Mulan!

Mulan:Pleasesir,myfatherhasalreadyfoughtbravely--

ChiFu:Silence!Youwoulddowelltoteachyourdaughtertoholdhertongueinaman'spresence.

FaZhou:Mulan,youdishonorme.

ChiFu:ReporttomorrowattheWuShucamp.

FaZhou:Yes,sir.

ChiFu:Thefamily.TheWenfamily.

TheChangfamily.The...

Mulan:Youshouldn'thavetogo.

FaLi:Mulan!

Mulan:Thereareplentyofyoungmentofightfor.

FaZhou:Itisanhonortoprotectmycountryandmyfamily.

Mulan:Soyou'lldieforhonor!

FaZhou:IwillDIEdoingwhat'sright.

Mulan:Butifyou--

FaZhou:Iknowmyplace,itistimeyoulearnedyours.

GrandmaFa:Mulanisgone.

FaZhou:What?Itcan'tbe.Mulan!No.

FaLi:Youmustgoafterher.Shecouldbekilled!

FaZhou:IfIrevealher,shewillbe.[FaZhouembracesFaLi]

GrandmaFa:Ancestors,hearourprayer:WatchoverMulan.

FirstAncestor:Mushu,awaken!

Mushu:Ilive!SotellmewhatmortalneedsmyprotectionGreatAncestor.YoujustsaythewordandI'mthere.

FirstAncestor:Mushu!

Mushu:Hey,letmesaysomething.Anybodywhoisfoolishenoughtothreatenourfamily,vengeancewillbeMINE.Hrrrrr.

FirstAncestor:Mushu!Thesearethefamilyguardians.

They...

Mushu[dejectedly]:Protectthefamily.

FirstAncestor:Andyou,ohdemotedone.

Mushu:I...ringthegong.

FirstAncestor:That'sright,now,wakeuptheancestors.

Mushu:Onefamilyreunioningrightup.Okaypeople,

peoplelookalive,letsgo!C'mongetup.Let'smoveit,riseandshine.

You'rewaypastthebeautysleepthingnowtrustme!

Ancestor1:Iknewit,Iknewit.ThatMulanwasatroublemakerfromthestart.

Ancestor3:Don'tlookatme,shegetsitfromyoursideofthefamily.

Ancestor2:She'sjusttryingtohelpherfather.

Ancestor4:But,ifsheisdiscovered,FaZhouwillbeforevershamed.

Dishonorwilletothefamily.Traditionalvalueswilldisintegrate.

Ancestor5:Nottomentionthey'lllosethefarm.

Ancestor1:Mychildrennevercausedsuchtrouble.Theyallbecameacupuncturists.

Ancestor3:Well,Wecan'tallbeacupuncturists.

Ancestor6:No,yourgreatgranddaughterhadtobecross-dresser!

Ancestor7:Letaguardianbringherback.

Ancestor8:Yeah,awakenthemostcunning.

Ancestor4:No,theswiftest.

Ancestor9:No,sendthewisest.

FirstAncestor:Silence!Wemustsendthemostpowerfulofall

Mushu:Ho,ho,heh,heh.Okay,okay,Igetthedrift,I'llgo.Youalldon'tthinkIcandoit.Watchthishere.Ah,ha,Jumpback,I'mprettyhothuh.

Don'tmakemehavetosingenobodytoprovenopoint.

FirstAncestor:YouhadyourchancetoprotecttheFafamily.

Ancestor6:Yourmis-guidanceledFaDengtodisaster.

FaDeng:Yeah,thanksalot.

Mushu:Andyourpointis?

FirstAncestor:ThepointiswewillbesendingarealdragontoretrieveMulan.

Mushu:What?ButI'marealdragon.

FirstAncestor:Youarenotworthyofthisspot.Now,awakentheGreatStoneDragon.

Mushu:Soyou'llgetbacktomeonthejobthing.

Mushu:Justonechanceisthattoomuchtoask?Imean,it'snotlikeit'llkillya.

Mushu:Yorocky,wakeup!YougottagofetchMulan.C'monboy,gogether,goon,Comeon.Grrr,Grrrr.Hello,helloooooo.Hello.Uhoh.Uh,Stoney,Stooooneeey.Ohman,they'regonnakillme!

FirstAncestor:GreatStoneDragon,haveyouawaken?

Mushu:Uhhh,Yes,Ijustwokeup.AndIamtheGreatStoneDragon,goodmorning.IwillgoforthandfetchMulan.Did,didImentionthatIwastheGreatStoneDragon?

FirstAncestor:Go,ThefateoftheFaFamilyrestsinyourclaws.

Mushu:Don'tevenworryaboutit,Iwillnotloseface.

Mushu[muffled]:Ow,myelbow.Aw,aw,IknowItwistedsomething.

That'sjustgreat.Nowwhat?I'mdoomed!Andall'causemissmandecidestotakeherlittledragshowontheroad.

Cri-Kee:Chirp,Chirp.

Mushu:Gogether?What'sthematterwithyou?AfterthisgreatstoneHumptyDumptymess,I'dhavetobringherhomewithamedaltogetbackinthetemple.Waitaminute,that'sit!ImakeMulanawarhero,thenthey'llbebeggingmetoebacktowork.That'sthemasterplan.Oh,you'vegoneanddoneitnow.

Cri-Kee:Chirp.ChirpChirpChirp.

Mushu:Hey,whatmakesyouthinkyou'reing?

Cri-Kee:Chirp,Chirp.

Mushu:You'relucky?Ho,ho,heh.DoIlooklikeasuckertoyou?

Cri-Kee:Chirp.Chirp.

Mushu:Whach'youmeanloser?How'boutIpoponeofyourantenna'soffandthrowitacrosstheyard.Thenwho'saloser,meoryou?

HunLong-HairGuy:Imperialscouts.

Scout#1:Shan-Yu.

Shan-Yu:Nicework,gentlemen.Youfoundthe

Hunarmy.

Scout#2:TheEmperorwillstopyou.

Shan-Yu:Stopme?Heinvitedme.Bybuildinghiswall,hechallengedmystrength.WellI'mheretoplayhisgame.Go!Tellyouremperortosendhisstrongestarmies.I'mready.

Shan-Yu:Howmanymendoesittaketodeliveramessage.

ArcherGuy:One.

Mulan:Okay,okay,how'boutthis?Ahem,excuseme,wheredoIsignin?Hah,Iseeyouhaveasword.Ihaveonetoo.They'reverymanlyandtough.I'mworkingonit.WhoamIfooling?It'sgoingtotakeamiracletogetmeintothearmy.

Mushu:DidIhearsomeoneaskforamiracle!?Letmehearyousayaye!

Mulan:Ahhhhhh.

Mushu:That'scloseenough.

Mulan:Ghost.

Mushu:GetreadyMulanyourserpentinesalvationisathand.ForIhave

beensentbyyourancestors--toguideyouthroughyourmasquerade.C'mon,you'regonnastayyou'regonnawork.Heedmyword,'causeifthearmyfindsoutthatyouareagirl,thepenaltyisdeath.

Mulan:Whoareyou?

Mushu:WhoamI?WhoamI?Iamtheguardianoflostsouls.Iamthepowerful,thepleasurable,theindestructibleMushu!Ohhah,hah,prettyhot,huh?

Mulan:Ah,myancestorssentalittlelizardtohelpme?

Mushu:Hey,dragon,dragon,notlizard.Idon'tdothattonguething.

Mulan:You'reuh...

Mushu:Intimidating?Aweinspiring?

Mulan:Tiny.

Mushu:Ofcourse.I'mtravelsizeforyour

convenience.IfIwasmyrealsize,yourcowherewoulddieoffright.DownBessy.Mypowersarebeyondyourmortalimagination.Forinstance,myeyescanseestraightthroughyourarmor.Ow.Allright,that'sit!Dishonor!

Dishonoronyourwholefamily.MakeanoteofthisDishonoronyou.Dishonoronyourcow.Dis-

Mulan:Stop!I'msorry,I'msorry.I'mjustnervous.I'veneverdonethisbefore.

Mushu:Thenyou'regonnahavetotrustme.Anddon'tyouslapmenomore,we

clearonthat?.Allright.Okeydokey,let'sgetthisshowontheroad.Cri-Kee,getthebagsLet'smoveitheifer.

Mushu:Okaythisisit,timetoshow'emyourmanwalk.Shouldersback,chesthigh,feet

apart,headup...andstrut2,3,breakitdown,2,3andworkit,Beautifulisn'tit?

Mulan:They'redisgusting.

Mushu:No,they'remen.Andyou'regoingtohavetoactjustlikethem,sopayattention.

TattooSoldier:Look,thistattoowillprotectmefromharm.

Ling[laughing]:Ihopeyoucangetyourmoneyback.

Mulan:Idon'tthinkIcandothis.

Mushu:It'sallattitude.Betoughlikethisguyhere.

:Whatareyoulookingat?

Mushu:Punchhim,it'showmensay'hello.'

Chien-Po:Oh,youmadeafriend.

Mushu:Good,Nowslaphimonthebehind,theylikethat.

:Wuhoohooooo.I'mgoingtohityousohardit'llmakeyourancestorsdizzy.

Chien-Po:,relaxandchantwithme.

YaaaaaaaMoouuuuAhhhhhhDoooouFuuuuDaaaaa.

YaMiAhToFuDa.Chien-Po:Feelbetter?

Yeah.Aaaaa,youain'tworthmytimechickenboy.Mushu:Chickenboy!?Saythattomyfaceyalimpnoodle!

Oh,sorryLing.Hey!

Ling:You'redead.Oh,therehegoes.

Mulan:Heyguys.

GeneralLi:TheHunshavestruckhere,hereandhere.IwilltakethemaintroopsuptotheandstopShan-Yubeforehedestroysthisvillage.

ChiFu:Excellentstrategy,Sir.Idolovesurprises,Haha,ha,ha.

GeneralLi:Youwillstayhereandtrainthenewrecruits.WhenChiFubelievesyou'reready,youwilljoinus...Captain.

Shang:Captain?

ChiFu:Oh,thisisanenormousresponsibility,General.Uh,perhapsasoldierwithmoreexperience--

GeneralLi:Numberoneinhisclass,extensiveknowledgeoftrainingtechniques,animpressive

militarylineage.IbelieveLiShangwilldoanexcellentjob.

Shang:Oh,Iwill.Iwontletyoudown.Thisis,Imean,I...yessir.

GeneralLi:Verygoodthen.We'lltoast'svictoryatthe.I'llexpectafullreportinthreeweeks.

ChiFu:AndIwontleaveanythingout.

Shang:CaptainLiShang,Hmmm,leaderof'sfinesttroops.No,thegreatesttroopsofalltime.Heh,heh,heh,heh.

ChiFu:Mostimpressive.

GeneralLi:GoodluckCaptain.

Shang:Goodluck,Father.

ChiFu:Dayone.

Shang:Soldiers!

AllRecruits:Hestartedit!

Shang:Idon'tneedanyonecausingtroubleinmycamp!

Mulan:Sorry,Uhh,Imean,sorryyouhadtoseethat.Youknowhowitis

whenyougetthose,uhmanlyurgesandyoujusthavetokillsomething,fixthings,uh,cook

outdoors.

Shang:What'syourname?

Mulan:Ahh,I,uhhh,I,uh--

ChiFu:Yourmandingofficerjustaskedyouaquestion.

Mulan:Uhh,I'vegotaname.Huh.Andit'saboysnametoo.

Mushu:Ling,How'boutLing?

Mulan:Hisname'sLing.

Shang:Ididn'taskforhisname.Iaskedforyours.

Mushu:Try,uh,ahh,!

Mulan:Ah.

Shang:Ah?

Mushu:Gesundheit.HeHe,Ikillmyself.

MulanMushu.

Shang:Mushu?

Mulan:No.

Shang:Thenwhatisit!

Mushu:!wasmybestfriendgrowingup!

Mulan:It's.

Shang:.

Mushu:OfcourseDIDstealmygir-

Mulan:Yes,mynameis.

Shang:Letmeseeyourconscriptionnotice.FaZhou,*the*FaZhou?

ChiFu:Ididn'tknowFaZhouhadason.

Mulan:Um,he...doesn'ttalkaboutmemuch.

ChiFu:Icanseewhy,theboy'sanabsolutelunatic.

Shang:Okaygentlemen,thankstoyournewfriendPing,you'llspendtonightpickingupeverysinglegrainofrice.Andtomorrow,therealworkbegins.

Mushu:Youknow,wehavetoworkonyourpeopleskills.

Mushu:Allright,riseandshinesleepingbeauty.C'monhup,hup,hup.Getyourclotheson.

Getready.Gotbreakfastforya.Look,yougetporridge,andit'shappytoseeyou.Hey,getouttathere,yougonnamakepeoplesick!

Mulan:AmIlate?

Mushu:Notimetotalk.Nowremember,it'syourfirstdayoftrainingsolistentoyourteacherandnofighting.Playnicewiththeotherkids,unlessofcourseoneoftheotherkidswannafight,thenyouhavetokicktheotherkid'sbutt.

Mulan:ButIdon'twannakicktheotherkid'sbutt.

Mushu:Don'ttalkwithyourmouthfull.Nowlet'sseeyourwarface.

Ithinkmybunnyslippersjustranforcover.C'monscareme,girl!

Mulan:Rrrrrrr!

Mushu:Oh,that'smytoughlookingwarrior.That'swhatI'mtalkingabout.Nowgetoutthereandmakemeproud.

Mushu:Whatdoyoumeanthetroopsjustleft?

Mulan:Theywhat!?

Mushu:Wait,youforgotyoursword.Mylittlebabyofftodestroypeople.

ChiFu:Orderpeople,order!

Recruit#2:I'dlikeapanfriednoodle.

Chien-Po:Oh,oh,sweetandpungentshrimp.

Recruit#3:Moogoogaipan

ChiFu:That'snotfunny.

Ling:Lookslikeournewfriendsleptinthismorning.HelloooPing,Areyouhungry?

Yeah,'causeIoweyouaknucklesandwich.AllSoldiers:Yeah.

Shang:Soldiers!Youwillassembleswiftlyandsilentlyeverymorning.Anyonewhoactsotherwisewillanswertome.

:Ooooo,toughguy.

Shang:.Thankyouforvolunteering.Retrievethearrow.

:I'llgetthatarrowprettyboy.AndI'lldoitwithmyshirton.

Shang:Onemoment,youseemtobemissingsomething.Thisrepresentsdisciplineandthisrepresentsstrength.Youneedbothtoreachthearrow.

Shang:We'vegotalongwaytogo.

Shang:Let'sgetdowntobusiness--todefeattheHuns.

Recruits:Hua

Shang:

Didtheysendmedaughters

whenIaskedforsons?

You'rethesaddestbunch

Ievermet

Butyoucanbet

beforewe'rethrough

Mister,I'llmakeaman

outofyou

Tranquilasaforest

Butonfirewithin

Onceyoufindyourcenter

Youaresuretowin

You'reaspineless,pale,

patheticlot

Andyouhaven'tgotaclue

SomehowI'llmakeaman

outofyou!

Chien-Po:

I'mnevergonnacatch

mybreath

:

Saygood-byetothose

whoknewme

Ling:

BoyIwasafoolinschool

forcuttinggym

Mushu:

Thisguy'sgot'em

scaredtodeath

Mulan:

Hopehedoesn'tsee

rightthroughme

Chien-Po:

NowIreallywishthatI

knewhowtoswim!

ShangandChorus:

(Beaman)

Wemustbeswiftas

thecoursingriver

(Beaman)

Withalltheforce

ofagreattyphoon

(Beaman)

Withallthestrength

ofaragingfire

Mysteriousasthe

darksideofthemoon

Shang:

Timeisracingtowardus

tilltheHunsarrive

Heedmyeveryorder

andyoumightsurvive

You'reunsuitedfor

therageofwar

Sopackup,gohome,

you'rethrough

HowcouldImakeaman

outofyou?

ShangandChorus:

(Beaman)

Wemustbeswiftas

thecoursingriver

(Beaman)

Withalltheforce

ofagreattyphoon

[AsthesunbeginstorisetherecruitseoutoftheirtentstocheeronMulan](Beaman)

Withallthestrength

ofaragingfire

[AsShangesoutofhistent,thearrowheshotupontothepoleesdowntohisfeet.HelooksupandseesMulansittingontopof

thepole]

Mysteriousasthe

darksideofthemoon

(Beaman)

Wemustbeswiftas

thecoursingriver

(Beaman)

Withalltheforce

ofagreattyphoon

(Beaman)

Withallthestrength

ofaragingfire

Mysteriousasthe

darksideofthemoon

[EndSong]

[Interlude]

Shan-Yu:Whatdoyousee?

HunStrongMan:Blackpine,fromthehighmountains.

BaldHunMan#1:Whitehorsehair.Imperialstallions.

LongHairHunMan:Sulfur,fromcannons.

Shan-Yu:Thisdollcamefromavillageinthe,wheretheImperialArmy'swaitingforus.

HunArcher:Wecanavoidthemeasily.

Shan-Yu:No,thequickestwaytotheEmperoristhroughthatpass.Besides,thelittlegirlwillbemissingherdoll.Weshouldreturnittoher.

[EndInterlude]

Mushu:Hey,oh,ah,no,thisisnotagoodidea.Whatifsomebodyseesyou?

Mulan:JustbecauseIlooklikeamandoesn'tmeanIhavetosmelllikeone.

Mushu:Soacoupleofguysdon'trinseouttheirsocks,picky,picky,picky.Wellmyself

I

kindalikethatcornchip'ssmell.

Mulan:Ahhhhhhh.

Mushu:Okay,allright,allright,that'senough.Now,c'mon,getoutbeforeyougetallprunyandstuff.

Mulan:Mushu,ifyou'resoworried,gostandwatch.

Mushu:Yeah,yeah,standwatchMushuwhileIblowoursecretwithmystupidgirlyhabits.Humph,hygiene.

Cri-Kee:Chirp,Chirp.

:Mefirst!Mefirst!MeFirst!

Mushu:Ah.We'redoomed!ThereacoupleofthingsIknowthey'reboundtonotice!

[calling]:Hey,Ping.

Mulan:Ohhiguys,Ididn'tknowyouwere*here*.Iwasjustwashing,sonowI'mcleanandI'mgonnago.Bye,bye.

Ling:Comebackhere.Iknowwewerejerkstoyoubeforesoletsstartover.Hi,I'mLing!

Mulan:Heh,heh.

Chien-Po:AndI'mChien-Po.

Mulan:HelloChien-Po.

AndIam,kingoftherock.Andthere'snothin'yougirlscandoaboutit.Ling:Oh,yeah?Well,IthinkPingandIcouldtakeyou.

Mulan:Ireallydon'twanttotakehimanywhere.

Ling:,wehavetofight!

Mulan:Nowedon't.Wecouldjustcloseoureyesandswimaround.

Ling:C'mondon'tbesuchag--Ouch!Somethingbitme.

Mushu:Whatanastyflavor.

Ling:Snake!

Chien-Po:Snake,snake.

Ling:Somekingoftherock!

Mulan:Boy,thatwasclose.

Mushu:No,thatwasvile!Youowemebig!

Mulan:Ineverwanttoseeanakedmanagain.

Mushu:Hey,don'tlookatme.Iain'tbitinganymorebutts.

ChiFu:Youthinkyourtroopsarereadytofight?Hah!TheywouldnotlastaminuteagainsttheHuns.

Shang:Theypletedtheirtraining.

ChiFu:Those*boys*arenomorefittobesoldiersthanyouaretobeCaptain.Oncethegeneralreadsmyreport,yourtroopswillneverseebattle.

Mushu:Ohnoyoudon't.I'veworkedtohardtogetMulanintothiswar.Thisguy'smessingwithmyplan.

Shang:We'renotfinished.

ChiFu:Becareful,Captain.TheGeneralmaybeyourfather,butIamtheEmperor'scouncil.And,oh,bytheway,huh,Igotthatjobonmyown.You'redismissed.

Mulan:Hey,I'llholdhimandyoupunch,heh,heh...ornot.

Forwhatit'sworth,Ithinkyou'reagreatcaptain.

Mushu:Isawthat!

Mulan:What?

Mushu:Youlikehimdon'tyou?

Mulan:No,I--

Mushu:Yeahright,Yeahsure.Look,gotoyourtent.Ithinkit'stimewetookthiswarintoourownhands.

Mushu:Okay,okay,letmeseewhatyou'vegot.FromGeneralLi,dearson,we'rewaitingforthehunsatthepassanditwouldmeanalotifyou'deandbackusup.That'sgreatexceptyouforgot,"andsincewe'realloutofpotpourri,maybeyouwouldn'tmindbringingupsome."Hellooooo,thisisthearmy!Makeitsoundmoreurgent,please!YouknowwhatI'mtalkin'about?That'sbetter,muchbetter.Okay,Let'sgo.

Mushu:Khan-iebaby,hey,weneedaride.

ChiFu:Insubordinateruffians.Youmenowemeanewpairofslippers.AndIdonotsqueallikeagirl.Aaaaaahhhhhh!

Mushu:Urgentnewsfromthegeneral!What'sthematter,you'veneverseena'blackandwhite'before?

ChiFu:Whoareyou?

Mushu:Excuseme!Ithinkthequestionis:whoareyou?We'reinawarman!There'snotimeforstupidquestions.Ishouldhaveyourhatforthat,snatchitrightoffofyourhead.ButI'mfeelinggracioustoday,socarryonbeforeIreportyou.

ChiFu:Captain.UrgentnewsfromtheGeneral.We'reneededatthefront.

Mushu:PackyourbagsCri-Kee,we'removin'out.

ArmyChorus:

Foralongtimewe'vebeen

marchingofftobattle

:

Inathunderingherd

wefeelalotlikecattle

Cow:Moo

ArmyChorus:

Likethepoundingbeat

ourachingfeetaren't

easytoignore

Ling:

Hey,thinkofinstead,

Agirlworthfightingfor

Mula:Huh?

Ling:

That'swhatIsaid,agirl

worthfightingfor

Iwantherpalerthanthe

moonwitheyesthat

shinelikestars

:

Mygirlwillmarvelat

mystrength,adoremy

battlescars

Chien-Po:

Icouldn'tcarelesswhatshe'll

wearorwhatshelookslike

Italldependsonwhat

shecookslike:

Beef,pork,chicken...

AllThree:

Mmm...

:

Betthelocalgirlsthought

youwerequitethecharmer

Ling:

AndI'llbettheladieslove

amaninarmor

ArmyChorus:

Youcanguesswhatwe

havemissedthemost

sincewewentoff

towar

Whatdowewant?

Agirlworthfightingfor!

:

MygirlwillthinkIhave

nofaults

Chien-Po:

ThatI'mamajorfind

Mulan:

[spoken]Uh,[singing]Howaboutagirlwho's

gotabrain,Whoalwaysspeakshermind?

Ling,andChien-Po:Nah!

Ling:

Mymanlywaysandturnsof

phrasearesuretothrillher

:

Hethinkshe'ssucha

lady-killer!

ChiFu:

I'veagirlbackhomewho's

unlikeanyother.

:

Yeah,theonlygirlwho'd

lovehimishismother!

ArmyMen:

Butwhenweehome

invictorythey'lllineup

atthedoor!

Ling:

Whatdowewant?

ArmyChorus:

Agirlworthfightingfor!

Ling:

WishthatIhad

ArmyChorus:

Agirlworthfightingfor!

(whistle)Agirlworthfighting--

[EndSong]

Shang:Searchforsurvivors.

Shang:Idon'tunderstand.Myfathershouldhavebeenhere.

ChiFu:Captain!

Chien-po:...theGeneral.

Mulan:I'msorry.

Shang:TheHunsaremovingquickly.We'llmakebettertimetothethroughtheTungShaoPass.We'retheonlyhopefortheEmperornow.Moveout!

Shang:Whathappened?!

Mulan:Uhhh--

Shang:Youjustgaveawayourposition.Nowwe're--Getoutofrange!!

Shang:Savethecannons!

Mushu:Ohsure,savethehorse.

Shang:Fire!

Shang:Fire!

Shang:Holdthelastcannon.Preparetofight.Ifwedie,wediewithhonor.

Shang:,aimthecannonatShan-Yu.

:Hey.

Shang:,eback.!

Shang:Stop!

Mushu:Allright,youmightwanttolightthatrightaboutnow.Quickly!Quickly!

:C'mon,we'vegottahelp.

Mushu:Youmissedhim!Howcouldyoumiss?Hewasthreefeetinfrontofyou!

Shan-Yu:Yrrrrrrraah.

Chien-PoandLing:Yeeahhhhhh!Waaaaaaaaaa!Mushu:Mulan!Mulan!Mulan?

HunSoldier:Arrrrr.

Mushu:Nope.Mulan!Man,youareoneluckybug.

Mulan:Shang,Shang!

Chien-Po:Doyouseethem?

:Yes!Perfect!NowI'llpullthemtosafe----ty.

Mushu:HeyMulan,Ifoundaluckycricket.

Mulan:Weneedhelp!

Mushu:Ooo,nice,verynice,youcansitbyme.Ahhhhh!We'regonnadie!We'regonnadie!Iknowwe'regonnadie!Nowaywecansurvivethis!Deathising!

Iletthemslipthroughmyfingers.

Pull

Mushu:Iknewwecouldtoit.Youdaman.Wellsorta.

Ling:Stepbackguys,give'emsomeair.

Shang:,youarethecraziestmanI'veevermet.AndforthatIoweyoumylife.Fromnowon,youhavemytrust.

Ling:Let'shearitfor!Thebravestofusall.

You'rekingofthemountain!Chien-Po:Yes,yes,yes!Mulan:Ahhh,

Shang:,what'swrong?He'swounded,gethelp!Ping,holdon.Holdon.

Mulan:Huh,Icanexplain.

ChiFu:Huh?Soit'strue.

Mulan:Shang!

ChiFu:Iknewtherewassomethingwrongwithyou.Awoman.

ChiFu:Trecheroussnake.

Mulan:MynameisMulan.Ididittosavemyfather.

LingandChien-Po:Noooooo!ChiFu:Youknowthelaw.

Shang:Alifeforalife.Mydebtisrepaid.Moveout!

ChiFu:Butyoucan'tjust...

Shang:Isaid,"Moveout!"

Mushu:Iwasthisclose,thisclosetoimpressingtheancestors,gettingthetopshelf,anentourage.Man,allmyfinework,ffft.Hi.

Mulan:Ishouldneverhavelefthome.

Mushu:Eh,eon,youwantedtosaveyourfather'slife.Whoknewyou'dendupshaminghim,disgracingyourancestors,andlosingall

yourfriends.Youknow,youjustgotta,yougottalearntoletthesethingsgo

Mulan:MaybeIdidn'tgoformyfather.MaybewhatIreallywantedwastoproveIcoulddothingsright.SowhenIlookedinthemirror

I'dseesomeoneworthwhile.ButIwaswrong.Iseenothing.

Mushu:Wellthat'sbecausethisjustneedsalittlespit,that'sall.Letmeshinethisupforya.Icanseeyou,lookatyou,youlooksopretty.Thetruthiswe'rebothfrauds.Yourancestorsneversentme,theydon'tevenlikeme.Imean,youriskedyourlifetohelppeopleyoulove.Iriskedyourlifetohelpmyself.Atleastyouhadgoodintentions.

Cri-Kee:Chirp,Chirp,Chirp.Bawl,Bawl.

Mushu:What!?Whatdoyoumeanyou'renotlucky?Youliedtome?Andwhatareyou?Asheep?

Mulan:I'llhavetofacemyfathersoonerorlater.Let'sgohome.

Mushu:Yeah,thisain'tgonnabepretty.But,don'tyouworry,'kay?Things'llworkout.

Westartedthisthingtogetherandthat'showwe'llfinish.Ipromise.

Shan-Yu[screaming]:Rrrrrrraaaaaaaaahhh!

Mulan:Huh.

Mushu:Homeisthatway!

Mulan:Ihavetodosomething.

Mushu:DidyouseethoseHuns!?Theypoppedoutofthesnow,likedaisies!

Mulan:Areweinthistogetherornot?

Cri-Kee:Chirp,Chirp.

Mushu:Well,let'sgokicksomeHunybuns!WuHuHaGa,WuHuHaGa

ParadeLeader:Makewayfortheherosof.

Mulan:Shang!

Shang:Mulan?

Mulan:TheHunsarealive,they'reinthecity.

Shang:Youdon'tbelonghereMulan,gohome.

Mulan:Shang,Isawtheminthemountains.Youhavetobelieveme.

Shang:WhyshouldI?

Mulan:WhyelsewouldIeback?Yousaidyou'dtrust.WhyisMulananydifferent?

Mulan:Keepyoureyesopen.Iknowthey'rehere.Hya.

Mushu:Nowwhereareyougoing?

Mulan:Tofindsomeonewhowillbelieveme.

Emperor:Mychildren,heavensmilesdownupontheMiddleKingdom.willsleepsafelytonightthankstoourbravewarriors.

Mulan:Sir,theEmperor'sindanger!ButtheHunsarehere!Please,youhavetohelpme.Noonewilllisten!

Mushu:Huh?Oh,I'msorry,didyousaysomething?

Mulan:Mushu!

Mushu:Hey,you'reagirlagain,remember?

Shang:YourMajesty,IpresenttoyoutheswordofShan-Yu.

Emperor:Iknowwhatthismeanstoyou,CaptainLi.Yourfatherwouldhavebeenveryproud.

Shang:No.

:C'mon.

Shan-Yu:Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha.

Mulan:They'llneverreachtheEmperorintime.Heyguys,I'vegotanidea.

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(Beaman)

Wemustbeswiftas

thecoursingriver

(Beaman)

Withalltheforce

ofagreattyphoon

(Beaman)

Withallthestrength

ofaragingfire

Mysteriousasthe

darksideofthemoon

[Endsong]

Shan-Yu:Boo.Guardthedoor.Yourwallsandarmieshavefallen,andnowit'syourturn.Bowtome.

Mulan:Okay,anyquestions?

Doesthisdressmakemelookfat?Ow.HunArcher:Who'sthere?

HunBaldMan#2:Concubines.

HunBaldMan#1:Uglyconcubines.

Ling:Ohhe'ssocute.

Shang:Aww.

Mushu:Nowthat'swhatIcallMongolianBarbeque.

Mulan:Shang,GO!

Shan-Yu:I