经典英语话剧剧本

第经典英语话剧剧本

经典英语话剧剧本

经典英语话剧剧本（一）

演员表：

西门吹雪

叶孤城

花满楼

king

旁白

道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠

旁白：Aquietvillageiscoveredwithwhitesnow.

Birdsaredancinginthecold.

Amaniswalkingalongthestreet,stepbystep.

Windiscominginsilence.

Anothermysteriousmanapproaches.

Y与X相遇。

X:oH,Iamsorrytoknockyou!

Y:Haha,Nevermindbaybay.

X:Excuseme,whoareyouonearth?couldyoutellmeyourname?

Y:haha,Iwon’tchangemyname!nomatterwhathappens.I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng.Whoareyou?

X:Iamximenchuixue.

Y惊讶：Ar,ximenchuixue?

X:Yes,whatiswrong?

Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts?

X:Great,youknowme!

Y抱腿：Please,please……Don’tkillme!letmeyougo!

X:No,Imustkillyou!

Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereareaeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearoldsontobelookedafterbyme!

X:Noway!Becausewearefightingnow!youknow?

Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''tforceme!

X:Pardon!

（Y拿出一袋牛奶）

X抢过牛奶：milk,verygood!Ilikedrinkingit.howdoyouknowthat?

Y:pleasedrinkit!

X喝完牛奶：Thanks,ha,ha

Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme?

X:Sure,must!milkismilk.

Y（恼怒+冷酷）：Verygood!verygood!Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!?

X:I’msureIwon’t!

Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime,you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0!

X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach!

Y大笑：HaHa……

X可怜状：help!help!Whereisthewashroom?

Y:What?

X:Toliet?

Y:What?

X:The"WC"?

Y:Oh,Isee,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad!

X:Thanks,byebye.

Y掏出纸屑吹：Thisisgenuirnesnow!

H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation!

Y:Whoareyou?

H:Hua---man----lou!Haveyouseenximenchuixue?

Y:Yes,hewasbeatenbymeandisin"WC"now,ha……

H惊讶：Nowyouarethebestintheworld!

Y:Youareright!

H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor!doyouwantjoininus?

Y:Yes,It’sverygood.

H:Ok,followme,Let’sgotoseemyking!

Y:Ok,Let’sgo!

第二幕：无间道

H:Mydearest!letmeintroduceyeguchengtoyou!（指Y）thisisyegucheng.

K:sitdownplese,yegucheng.

H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状：Yegucheng!Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascoldheadache,sairandaids?

Y:Yes,Ido.

K:Huamanlou,come.puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停）

X唱着上：Onlyyou……（看到戒子）thisringshouldbemine!

K:Butwhoareyou?whyshoulditbelongyou?

Y急切：king!dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi（维语再见）

K:huoxi?Whatdoesthatmean?ItisnotEnglish,isn’tit?

Y:Howclever……

X冷酷：yegucheng!comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething!

Y抱X的'腿：oldbrother!Forgiveme!

X:Forgiveme?Why?

Y:Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit.Ifthegodgivemeantherchance,I’lltellyou"Iloveyou",Iftheremustbealimitedperiod,Ihopeitisthousandyear!

X:Youshallcheatme!allyoudidarewrong!howcanyoutellthelady’s"WC"!

Y:Ilikegoinglady’sWC.I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.（Y又拿出一袋牛奶）

X:m-i-l-k?haha,ayixidailu!（我爱你的意思）

K:ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning?whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou?

X:Youarestupid!Itmeans"Iloveyou".

K:Don’tsaythat"youloveme".I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome!

X:What?（侧耳装着听不到）You---kill----me?come,come…（X上去抓住K）

K:Fuckyou.Imustkillyou!

X:Howcanyoukillme?haha……

Y:Letmehaveatry!3-2-1-0（X捂着肚子，蹲下）

K:thankyouverymuch,yousaveme.Now,I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou

haveavacation.

Y:That’sgood.butthereisonemorething.canyougivemeaMM?IwanttogoAmericanwithher.

K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme!Hahaha……小品剧本大全

Y:Hahaha-----

H:Where’ssomewhere?

K:What?

Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s"WC"?

X:Yes,I……I……do.

H顶着摇头：X,no,no,youcan’tgotoLady’s"WC".Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo!becauseyouareX!youarethebestmanofChinesekongfu!

X:whatifI’mthebestintheword?!whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable?whencanIgetmyfreedom?mustbethedeadday?!

K:youareright.onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie.Inthatcase,whywillyoudieinsuchabadsorrowway!gointotheLady’sWC,thendie,comfortablly!goahead!

H:you,stupid,badbehavior!goaway!

K;why?whydoyouhelphim!whoacturallyareyou?

H:myrealnameisLuXiaofeng------thewifeofX.I’maspy.

K惊讶：!you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng?X’wife?

Y:Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou.atricker!doyouknow,youarethefirstpersonwhocheatedme!becauseofyou,Ideeideneverbelieveanyoneelse,includingmyself.youhavedestroyedmylookingforyouformanyyears,justfortoday!（轻声说）Xwilldie,goandseehim,please.

H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’tdie,youshouldbealive,therearemuchhopeinthefatureandtomorrowisagoodbeginning!

K:whatamovingstory!Iwasimpressed!

Y:lifeisaprogress,butitisdepressedthatitcannotresume!

H:lifeisaprogress,anditisdelightthatitneedn’tresume!

（H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑。音乐《再见，警察》起）

Y痛苦状：don’tleavemehere,youknowIloveyouandIhavenothingexceptyounow,pleasenotabandonme!realizethatI’mwrong.helpme,Iintendtobeback,helpme,Ikeyyou,begyou------helpme.I’llneverdothatagain!（Y死，音乐停）

（X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起）

H:X,oh,no,youcan’tdie,wewillgohometogether.

X:gohome!?

H:Tomorrowisanotherday!evenyouhavethelastsecondtolive,youshouldbealive,notonlyforme,butforourlove!

X:doyouwantmelivealifeinsuchasorrowway?ok,ok,IpromiseIwillbealiveforyou.but!youknow,Ihavenottimeleft,butyouhave,promisethatyouwillbehappyeveryday!Youmustdomethishonor…promisemeyouwillsurvive…thatyouwillnevergiveup…nomatterwhathappens…nomatterhowhopeless…promisemenow,andneverletgoofthatpromise.

H:Ipromise.

X:Neverletgo.

H:Ipromise.Iwillneverletgo,

X.I''''''''llneverletgo.（X死）

H:bealive!yeah,bealive!bealivewithoutahendance!lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback.thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping,solifecancomefromthebeginning!（H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死。音乐停。）

经典英语话剧剧本（二）

旁白：It’sacoldevening.TheTitanichassunken.Rose,JackandOscarareonthelifeboatfloatingintheocean.ThisisJack.ThisisRoseandthisisOscar,herhusband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

Oscar:Oh,honey~AreyouOK?（边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

Jack:Sheismygirl.（打开Oscar的手）

Oscar:Youaresocold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）whatyouwear,whatyouare.

Jack:Whatareyoudoing!（扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登），warmandcomfortable,it’smychoice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）Iloveyou.（向观众）ButIloveBoSidengmore.

Oscar:Hey!Sheismywife-to-be,whoareyou?

Jack:IamI.Wodedipanwozuozhu（我的地盘我做主）。

Oscar:PeopleontheEarthallknow,She,andI,willgotoNewYorktohaveourwedding.Rose:Butnow……

Jack:Don’tsayanymore!Takeyourknifeout!（从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）

Oscar:Ok.Let’sgofighting!（同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）

Jack&Oscar:Fighting!（用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~

Rose:No,no,no!Pleasestop!（拉二人）（J&O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）

Rose:Help,help!（Jack&Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）

Oscar:Honey,howareyou?

Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔），justsoconfident~（甩头发）

（Rose不小心推Oscar,Oscar落水）Oscar:Help,help!

Rose:Oh,no!（向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）

Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…Youaremylife,youaremyhoney~

Rose:But……whataboutOscar?

Jack:Don’tpayattentiontohim.

Rose:OK.Darling~Iloveyou,lovingyou,likemouseloverice~

旁白：Atthistime,Oscarhasbeenfaraway……JackandRosearestillfloatingintheocean.It’scolderandcolder.

Jack:Doyoufeelcold?

Rose:Yes.Youseewearesolonely.

Jack:Don’tworry.Ihavethis!（从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）ThisisamagicDaHuoji（打火机）。（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）

Superwoman:（向观众）DoyouknowwhoamI?IamSuperwoman!ThefamousSupermanismybrother.I’mwillingtohelpothers.

Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）

Superwoman:Oh,prettyboy~Comehere,Iwillsaveyou.

Jack:Takemygirltogether.

Superwoman:Noway!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）

（IndianPrincess上，向观众合掌问候）

Princess:IamaprincessfromIndia.

Rose:Wouldyoupleasehelpusgetawayfromhere?

Princess:OK.Ihaveamagicblanket,maybeitcantakeyouaway.Comeon.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack&Rose尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）

Princess:Oh,no,it’sbroken!Myblanket!（边说边后退，渐远）

（IndianPrincess下）（Jack第三次还没按，HarryPotter上，提着扫帚）

Harry:Yi?WhereamI?（向观众）MynameisHarryPotter.I’mfromHogwarts（霍格沃