老友记中英word字幕Friends.S01E01

1、lTheOneWhereItAllBegan(Pilot)更多字幕 HYPERLINK http:/www.52en.me www.52en.meqq35506728992-=BT之家DRM小组=-3Theresnothingtotell.ItsjustsomeguyIworkwith.4Youregoingoutwiththeguy.5Therehastobesomethingwrongwithhim.6Allright,Joey.Benice.7Sodoeshehaveahumpandahairpiece?8Wait,doesheeatchalk?9Idontwanthertogothro

2、ughwhatIdidwithCarl.10Okay,everybodyrelax.Thisisnotevenadate.11Itsjusttwopeoplegoingouttodinnerandnothavingsex.12Soundslikeadatetome.13Iminhighschool,inthecafeteria.14andIrealizeImtotallynaked.15Ivehadthatdream.16ThenIlookdownandIrealizethereisaphone.17there.18-Insteadof-Thatsright!19Neverhadthatone

3、.20Allofasudden,thephonestartstoring.21WhatdoIdo?Everyonestartslookingatme.22Theywerentlookingatyoubefore?23Finally,IfigureIdbetteranswerit.24Anditturnsoutitsmymother.25Whichisvery,veryweirdbecauseshenevercallsme.26Hi.27Hesays,Hello,Iwanttokillmyself.28Youokay?29Ifeellikesomeonepulledmyintestineouto

4、fmymouth.30-andtieditaroundmyneck.-Cookie?31Carolmovedherstuffouttoday.32-Letmegetyousomecoffee.-Thanks.33No,dont!Stopcleansingmyaura.34-Justleavemyauraalone,okay?-Fine,bemurky.35-Illbefine.Ihopeshellbehappy.-No,youdont.36No,Idont.Tohellwithher.Sheleftme!37Youneverknewshewasalesbian?38No!Okay?39Whyd

5、oeseveryonekeepfixatingonthat?40Shedidntknow.HowshouldIknow?41SometimesIwishIwasalesbian.42DidIsaythatoutloud?43ItoldMomandDadlastnight.Theytookitprettywell.1六人行第1季第01集莫妮卡的新室友更多字幕 HYPERLINK http:/www.52en.me www.52en.meqq35506728992荣誉出品河马根据friends6字幕完美调较时间轴3没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！4少来了，你和那个人一起出去！5和你交往的男人一定有

6、问题！6打住，乔伊，嘴下留德7他驼背？既驼背又带假发？8慢着，他吃粉笔吗？9我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙10各位别急，这不算约会11我们不过是出去吃晚餐而且不做爱12听起来好像是说我的约会13记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅14突然发现自己全身赤裸15我做过那样的梦16我低头一看，看见有一支电话17在那儿18-而不是？-没错19我没做过那样的梦20突然,那个电话响了21我不知道该怎么办，大家都看着我22之前他们就不看着你？！23最后，我觉得应该接这个电话24发现是我妈妈打来的，25这十分怪因为.她从来不打电话给我！26嘿27这家伙说“你好”的时候，我总想杀了我自己28你还好吧？29我就感觉好

7、像某人伸手进我的喉咙，抓住我的小肠,从我的嘴里拉出来30-再在我的脖子上打结-要饼干吗？31卡箩今天搬走了她的东西32-我给你拿咖啡.-谢谢33不,不要！不要清理我的气息！34-不要管我的气息,好吗？-好呀！继续痛苦吧！35-我会没事的，好吧?.真的，各位，我希望她开心.-不，你并不希望36是的，我不希望！去她的，她离开了我！37你又不知道她是女同性恋38不知道！行了吧？！39为什么每个人老是提它？40她都不知道，我怎么会知道？41有时候我希望我是女同性恋44Oh,really?45Sothathystericalphonecallfromawomansobbing.46Illneverhav

8、egrandchildren,waswhat?Awrongnumber?47Sorry.48Look,yourefeelingalotofpainrightnow.49Youreangry.Yourehurting.50CanItellyouwhattheansweris?51Stripjoints!52Hey,youresingle.Havesomehormones.53ButIdontwanttobesingle,okay?54Ijustwanttobemarriedagain.55AndIjustwantamilliondollars!56-Rachel?-Oh,Monica!Thank

9、God!57Iwenttoyourbuilding.58andaguywithahammersaidyoudbehere,andyouare.59-CanIgetyousomecoffee?-Decaf.60Everybody,thisisRachel,aLincolnHighsurvivor.61Thisiseverybody.ChandlerandPhoebe.62Joey.Remembermybrother,Ross?63Sure!64Youwanttotellusnow,orarewewaitingforfourwetbridesmaids?65Well,itstartedabouta

10、half-hourbeforethewedding.66Iwasintheroomwithallthepresents.67andIwaslookingatthisreallygorgeousLimogesgravyboat.68Whenallofasudden69SweetNLow?70IrealizedIwasmoreturnedonbythisgravyboatthanBarry.71Igotfreakedout,andithitme:72HowmuchBarrylookslikeMr.PotatoHead.73Ialwaysknewhelookedfamiliar,but.74Ihad

11、togetoutofthere,andIstartedwondering.75WhyamIdoingthis,andWhoamIdoingitfor?76Ididntknowwheretogo,andIknowwevedriftedapart.77butyouretheonlypersonIknowhere.78-Whowasntinvitedtothewedding.-Ihopedthatwouldntbeanissue.79Iguessheboughtherthepipeorgan,andshesreallynothappyaboutit.80Tunaoreggsalad!Decide!8

12、1IllhavewhateverChristinashaving.42我大声说出来啦？43我昨晚告诉爸爸妈妈了，他们看起来没什么问题44噢，真的吗？45那我凌晨三点接到一个女人打来的可笑电话，她在电话屮抽泣说46“我不会有孙子了，我不会有孙子了”那是怎么回事?打错电话啦？47对不起48没事的，罗斯，瞧.你现在感到很痛苦49你很生气.你感到伤心50我告诉你答案是什么？51脱衣舞俱乐部！52别这样，你单身了！有需求的！53我不想单身,好吗？54我只想.再次结婚！55而我只想要100万美金！56-瑞秋？！-噢，上帝，莫妮卡，你好，感谢上帝！57我刚到你那里去,而你不在，58那个拿着大锤子的豕伙说你可

13、能在这里，你真在这里,你真在这里！59-你想点咖啡吗？-无咖啡因的60好了，各位，这位是瑞秋，另一个林肯高中的幸存者61这就是各位啦这是钱德，菲比62乔伊.还有，你还记得我哥哥Ross吗？63-当然，你好！-你好64那你现在可以告诉我们了吗，还是说我们在等着四位湿漉的伴娘？65好吧，大概在婚礼前半个小时.66我在礼品间里67我正看着那个船形卤肉盘.那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘68然后，突然-69有糖吗？70我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘比对Barry更有冲动！71然后我吓呆了，突然想到：72Barry看起来多象土豆头先生呀73我总是觉得他眼熟,但是74不管怎么说，我必须离开那里，我在想75“我为什么这

14、样做，我为谁这样做？”76我不知道该去哪里，而且我知道我和你有点疏远了77但你是我这个城市里唯一认识的人78-还没有被邀请到婚礼上.-噢，我不希望提起这件事.79我猜他给她买了个管风琴，而她很不喜欢那个82Daddy,IjustIcantmarryhim.83Imsorry.Ijustdontlovehim.84Well,itmatterstome!85IfIletgoofmyhair,myheadwillfalloff.86Sheshouldnotbewearingthosepants.87Pushherdownthestairs!88Pushher!Pushherdownthestairs

15、!89Comeon,Daddy,listen!90Allmylife,everyonesalwaystoldme,Youreashoe!91Youreashoe!92WhatifIdontwanttobeashoe?93WhatifIwanttobeapurse?94Orahat?95No,Idontwantyoutobuymeahat!96Itsametaphor,Daddy!97Youcanseewherehedhavetrouble.98Look,Daddy,itsmylife.99Well,maybeIlljuststayherewithMonica.100Iguessweveesta

16、blishedshesstayingwithMonica.101Well,maybethatsmydecision.102MaybeIdontneedyourmoney.103Wait!Isaidmaybe!104Justbreathe.Thatsit.105Trytothinkofnice,calmthings.106RaindropsonrosesAndwhiskersonkittens107DoorbellsandsleighbellsAndsomethingwithmittens108LalalasomethingAndnoodleswithstring109Imallbetterno

17、w.110Ihelped.111Thisisprobablyforthebest.112Independence.Controllingyourlife.Thewholehatthing.113YoucanalwayscometoJoey.114MeandChandlerliveacrossthehall.Hesawayalot.115Stophittingonher!Itsherweddingday.116Liketheresarule,orsomething?117Igotit.118Pleasedontdothatagain.Itsahorriblesound.119ItsPaul.12

18、0Oh,God,isit6:30?Buzzhimin.121-WhosPaul?-Paul,thewineguy?122Maybe.123YournotarealdateiswithPaul,thewineguy?124-Hefinallyaskedyouout?-Yes!125ItsaDearDiarymoment.80吐拿鱼或鸡蛋沙拉?快决定！81“克莉丝汀吃什么我吃什么”82爸爸，我只是不能嫁给他！83对不起，我只是不爱他了84这对我很有关系！85“如果我不抓着我的头发，我的头就会掉下来”86噢,她真不应该穿那条裤子87我说把她推下楼88把她推下楼!把她推下楼！把她推下楼！89爸爸，听我

19、说！90这就好像,在我一生中，所有人都告诉我，“你是鞋子！”91“你是鞋子，你是鞋子,你是鞋子！”92然后今天，我不这么认为了，对我自己说，如果我不想成为鞋子呢？93如果我想成为一个包？94或一顶帽？95不,我不是让你给我买帽子96这是个比喻,爸爸！97你能发现他哪里出问题了98爸爸,这是我的生活99也许我可以和莫妮卡住在一起100我猜我们已经确定她和莫妮卡住在一起了101也许那是我的决定102也许我不需要你的钱103等等！我说也许！104呼吸，呼吸，对啦105只想着一些让你镇定的好东西106玫瑰上的雨滴还有猫的胡须107门铃和雪橇铃还有手套108啦啦啦，还有一些面条109我现在好多了110我

20、帮上忙啦！111瞧,这也许是最好的？112独立了，把握自己的生活.就像你说的“帽子”的事情113还有，你还需要什么，你可以来找乔伊114我和钱德就住在对面.而且他经常不在115乔伊，不要再勾引她了！今天是她结婚的日子！116怎么啦，难道这还有什么规定吗？117我来118请不要再这么干，那是很讨厌的声音119恩，我是保罗120天呀，到6:30了吗?让他进来！126-Rach,Icancancel.-Please,go,Illbefine.127Ross,areyouokay?Doyouwantmetostay?128Thatdbegood.129-Really?-Goon!ItsPaul,the

21、wineguy!130Doeshesellit,drinkit?131Orhejustcomplainsalot?132Hi,comein!Paul,thisis.133everybody.Everybody,thisisPaul.134-Thewineguy.-Ididntcatchyourname.Paul?135Illberightback.Ivejustgottago136A-wandering?137Change.138Sitdown.Twoseconds.139Ijustpulledoutfoureyelashes.Thatcantbegood.140Hey,Paul,heresa

22、tip.141Shereallylikesitwhenyourubherneckinthesamespot.142untilitstartstogetred.143Shutup,Joey!144Whatareyouuptotonight?145IwassupposedtobeheadedforArubaonmyhoneymoon.146so,nothing.147Right.Yourenotevengettingyourhoneymoon.148Although,Aruba.Thistimeofyear?149Talkaboutyour.150biglizards.151Ifyoudontwa

23、nttobealonetonight.152JoeyandChandlerarehelpingmewithmyfurniture.153Wereveryexcitedaboutit.154Thanks.ButImjustgoingtohangouthere.155-Itsbeenalongday.-Oh,sure.156Phoebe,wannahelp?157IwishIcould,butIdontwantto.158LoveissweetassummershowersLoveisawondrousworkofart159ButyourloveOh,yourlove,yourlove160Is

24、likeagiantpigeon161Crappingonmyheart162Thankyou.163Imsupposedtoattachabracket-ythingtothesidethings.164usingabunchoftheselittlewormguys.165Ihavenobracket-ything.Iseenowormguys121-谁是保罗？-保罗，调酒师，保罗？122也许是吧123等等,你今晚的“不是真正约会”是和调酒师保罗？124-他终于约你出去啦？-是的！125噢,真是个可以载入日记的时刻126-瑞秋，等等，我可以取消.-不，另山你去吧，没什么的！127Ross,

25、你还好吧？你希望我留下来吗？128那会很好的129-真的？-不,去吧！那可是调酒师保罗！130那是什么意思？他卖酒，喝酒131还是抱怨酒？132进来，保罗，这是.133大家，各位，这是保罗134-你好！保罗！嘿!调酒师!嘿！-对不起，我没听清楚你的名字保罗，是吗？135好啦，我就.我就回来，我要136闲逛？137换衣服！138好了，坐会儿很快就好139噢,我刚拔掉四根睫毛.不是个好兆头140你好，保罗！告诉你个小秘密141她很喜欢你来回在同一个地方揉她的脖子142重复来重复去，直到变红为止143闭嘴，乔伊！144那么瑞秋，你今晚打算干什么？145我本来应该到Aruba度蜜月146所以没事做！1

26、47是呀，你都没办法过蜜月148不过,Aruba,这个时候？149你可以谈论下.150大蜥蜴151不管怎样，如果今晚你觉得寂莫的话152乔伊和钱徳要过来帮我组装我的新家具153是呀，而且我们为此感到兴奋154谢谢了，不过我想今晚还是呆在这里吧155-今天可真是漫长.-是呀，没错156嘿,Pheebs,你要来帮忙吗？157噢,我希望我能，但是我不想158爱情就像夏日冲凉一样甜美，爱情是无以伦比的艺术品159但是，你的爱呀，你的爱，你的爱160就好像一只巨大的鸽子whatsoever.166andIcannotfeelmylegs.167-Wegotabookcase.-Itsbeautiful.

27、168Whatsthis?169IwouldhavetosaythatisanL-shapedbracket.170-Whichgoeswhere?-Ihavenoidea.171-Donewiththebookcase.-Allfinished.172ThiswasCarolsfavoritebeer.173Shealwaysdrankitoutofthecan.Ishouldhaveknown.174-Startwiththat,wereoutofhere.-Pleasedontspoilallthisfun.175Letmeaskyou.176Shegotthefurniture,the

28、stereo,thegoodTV.177Whatdidyouget?178-Youguys.-Yougotscrewed.179-Oh,myGod.-Iknow.Imsuchanidiot.180Ishouldveknownwhenshewenttothedentistfivetimesaweek.181Imean,howcleancanteethget?182Mybrothersgoingthroughthat.183Howdidyougetoverit?184Hemightaccidentallybreaksomethingvaluableofhers.185-Sayher-Leg?186

29、Thatsonewayofdoingit.Iwentforthewatch.187Youactuallybrokeherwatch?188TheworstIeverdidwasshredmyoldboyfriendsfavoritetowel.189-Steerclearofyou.-Thatsright.190Barry,Imsorry.Iamsosorry.191Youprobablythinkitsaboutmakinglovewithyoursockson,butitisnt.192Itsaboutme.AndIjust193Themachinecutmeoffagain.Anyway

30、.194IknowthatsomeluckygirlisgoingtobecomeMrs.BarryFinkel.195Butitisntme.Itsnotme.196NotthatIhaveanyideawhomeisrightnow,butyoujust197Imdivorced.198-Imonly26,andImdivorced!-Shutup!199Thatonlytookmeanhour.200WehaventhadarelationshipthatslastedlongerthanaMento.201Youhavehadtheloveofawomanforfouryears.16

31、1在我心中排泄162LaTaTaTa-la-谢谢.La-la-la-la呜呜呜呜呜呜163我应该把支架固定在侧面164用螺纹蜗轮165我没有支架，没有看到螺纹蜗轮166而且.我的腿麻了167-我想我们弄好书架了.-看起来不错168那是什么？169我认为那应该是个L型支架170-它应该安在哪里？-我完全没有主意171搞定书架了！完工了！172这是卡箩最喜欢的啤酒173她总是不用罐喝，我该知道174-你要是再开始那些话，我们就走了.-就是，不要把这些快乐给搞砸了175Ross,问你一个问题176她得到家具，音响，电视-177你得到了什么？178-你们呀.-天呀.-你被坑了.-上帝！179-我的老天

32、！-我知道，我疋个笨蛋180当她一礼拜见4,5次牙医，我就该知道了181谁的牙齿需要这么干净呀？182我哥哥正在克服这种事呢，他糟透了183你是怎么克服的？184你可以试着砸烂她的一些贵重的东西185-比如她的-腿？186那是一个例子！我-砸了她的表187你真的砸了她的表？188我干的最坏的一件事是把我男友最喜欢的浴巾撕烂了189-消除痛苦.-没错190Barry,对不起，对不起191我知道你可能认为和那天我对你说你穿袜子做爱有关，但不是的192这和我有关，我只是193嘿,机器又把线路挂断了.194我知道会有很幸运的女孩成为凡可巴瑞太太的195但她不会是我196而且我现在也不知道我到底是谁.但

33、你得给我机会去.197我离婚了！198-我才26夕就离婚了！-闭嘴！-你得停下来!199我花了一个小时弄那个202Fouryearsofclosenessandsharing,afterwhichsherippedyourheartout.203Thatiswhywedontdoit!204Idontthinkthatwasmypoint!205Knowwhatsscary?Whatiftheresonlyonewomanforeverybody?206Imean,whatifyougetonewoman,andthatsit?207Unfortunately,inmycase,therewa

34、sonlyonewomanforher.208Whatareyoutalkingabout?Onewoman.209Thatslikesayingtheresonlyoneflavoroficecream.210Letmetellyousomething.Thereslotsofflavorsoutthere.211Rockyroadandcookiedoughandbingcherryvanilla.212Youcangetthemwithjimmiesornutsorwhippedcream.213Itsthebestthingtohappentoyou!214Yougotmarried.

35、Youwerelike,what,8?215Welcomebacktotheworld.Grabaspoon!216-IdontknowifImhungryorhorny.-Thenstayoutofmyfreezer.217Eversinceshewalkedoutonme.218What?219Youwannaspellitoutwithnoodles?220Itsmoreofafifthdatekindofrevelation.221Sotheresgoingtobeafifthdate?222Isntthere?223Yeah,yeah.Ithinkthereis.224Whatwer

36、eyougoingtosay?225Eversincesheleftme.226Ihaventbeenabletoperform.227sexually.228Oh,God!Imsosorry.229Beingspitonisprobablynotwhatyouneedrightnow.230Howlong?231-Twoyears.-Wow.232Imgladyousmashedherwatch.233Soyoustillthinkyoumightwantthatfifthdate?234Yeah.Yeah,Ido.235WearegatheredheretojoinJoanieLouise

37、Cunningham.236andCharles.Chachi,Chachi,Chachi.237inthebondsofholymatrimony.238See!239ButJoanielovedChachi.Thatsthedifference.240Grabaspoon.200Ross,你得明白，我们两个还没有长久的恋爱关系呢201而你已经和一个女人相爱四年了202四年的亲近和分享，最后她把你的心给伤透了203这就是为什么我们不这么干！204我不认为那是我的意思！205你知道最可怕的地方是什么吗？如果每个人只有一个女人适合，知道吗？206就是说如果你拥有一个女人，就成了207不幸的是,她

38、拥有了一个女人208你在说什么呀？一个女人？209那就好像你只有一种口味的冰激凌210让我告诉你,Ross.还有很多种口味211有RockyRoad口味,CookieDough口味，然后还有香草口味212还可以和糖条，果仁，或者奶油一起吃！213现在是你一生中最好的事情发生了！214你难道是八岁结婚的？215欢迎回到现实里！拿起勺子！216-我真不知道我是饿了还是饥渴了.-离我的冰箱远点！217从她离开我之后，我218怎么啦？219难道你想边吃面条边讲出来？220不,不止要和你第五次约会的事情221噢,那么会有第五次约会咯？222你不想？223不,我想224-你要说什么？225好吧，自从，自从

39、她离开我之后226我就一直不能，不能.227过性牛活228-噢天那，对不起，对不起-没事,没事229我知道被人吐水应该不是你现在需要的230-恩，多久了？231-两年.-哇哦！232哇哦！我真高兴你砸了她的表！233那你还希望有第五次约会吗？234是的,我希望235我们今天聚在这里参加JoanneLouiseCunningham236和Charles.Chachi-Chachi-ChachiArcola237的神圣婚礼238看！239可是Joanne爱的是Chachi！这就是不同！241DoyouknowhowlongitsbeensinceIgrabbedaspoon?242Dothewor

40、ds,Billy,dontbeahero,meananythingtoyou?243Greatstory.ButIgottago.244IgotadatewithAndrea.Angela.No,Andrea.245Andreasthescreamer.Angelahascats.246Right,thanks.ItsJulie.Imoutofhere.247Heresthething.EvenifIcouldgetittogetherenough.248toaskawomanout.249whoamIgoingtoask?250Isntthisamazing?Ivenevermadecoff

41、eeinmylife.251-Thatisamazing.-Congratulations.252IfIcanmakecoffee,thereisntanythingIcantdo.253Ithinkits,IfIcaninvadePoland,theresnothingIcantdo.254IfyoufeellikeyouhavetomakeaWesternomeletorsomething.255Although,actuallyImreallynotthathungry.256Oh,good.LennyandSquiggyarehere.257-Goodmorning.-Goodmorn

42、ing.258-Morning.-Morning,Paul.259-Hello,Paul.-Hi.Paul,isit?260-Thankyousomuch.-Stop.261Lastnightwaslikeallmybirthdays,bothgraduations.262plusthebarn-raisingsceneinWitness.263Welltalklater.264Thankyou.265Thatwasntarealdate.266Whatthehelldoyoudoonarealdate?267Shutupandputmytableback.268Ivegottogettowo

43、rk.269IfIdontinputthosenumbers,itdoesntmakemuchofadifference.270So,like,youguysallhavejobs?271Yeah,weallhavejobs.Thatshowwebuystuff.272-Yeah,Imanactor.-HaveIseenyouinanything?273Idoubtit.Mostlyregionalwork.274UnlessyousawtheWeeOnesproductionofPinocchio.275atthelittletheaterinthepark?276Itwasajob!277

44、Look,Geppetto.Imarealliveboy.278-Iwillnottakethisabuse.-Youreright,Imsorry.279OnceIwasawoodenboyAlittlewoodenboy280Youshouldbothknowthathesadeadman.240“拿起勺子241你知道我多久没拿勺子了吗？242难道比利，别撑英雄这句话对你没意义？243真是个好故事!.但是，我得走了244我要和Andrea,还是Angela,还是Andrea约会？该死245Andrea是爱尖叫的那个，Angela有猫246好啦.谢啦.是Julie.我走了247问题来了.就算

45、我想.248约一个女人出来249我该约谁？250是不是很不可思议？我以前可从来没冲过咖啡251-是很不可思议.-恭喜你252我认为如果我能冲咖啡，我就什么事都可以做了253我认为应该是，“如果我能入侵波兰，我就什么事都可以做了”254你现在正进入角色，有没有想做个蛋卷之类的东西255不过我还不太饿256真不赖，Lenny和Squigy在这里257早上好早上好258-早上好.-早上好，保罗259-你好，保罗.-嘿，保罗，对吗？260-谢谢你！太感谢你了！-不要这样！261不，我要告诉你，昨晚上我就好像.我所有的生日毕业典礼262外加大厦落成典礼263我们过会再说264好的,谢谢你265那不是真正

46、的约会？！266你真正的约会干什么？267-闭嘴，把我的桌子搬回去.-好的！268好啦，孩子们,我要去工作啦269不过如果我不把那些数字输入，也不会有什么区别270你们都有工作吗？271对，我们都有.这样我们才有钱买东西272-对，我是演员.-哇!我有见过你的作品吗？273我不认为.大部分是地方性节目274等等,除非你在公园小剧场275看过重排的木偶奇遇记276那还是份工作吧？277瞧,Gippetto,我是个真正的小男孩278-别这样羞辱我.-你疋对的,对不起281Oh,Chandler!282Howareyoudoingtoday?Sleepokay?283DidyoutalktoBarr

47、y?Icantstopsmiling.284Iseethat.Youlooklikeyousleptwithahangerinyourmouth.285Iknow.Hesjustso.286-RememberyouandTonyDemarco?-Oh,yeah.287Well,itslikethat.Withfeelings.288-Wow,areyouintrouble!-Bigtime!289Wantaweddingdress?Hardlyused.290Ithinkweregettingalittleaheadofourselves.291Imgoingtogetup,gotowork,

48、andnotthinkabouthimallday.292OrelseImgoingtogetupandgotowork.293-Wishmeluck!-Whatfor?294Imgonnagogetoneofthosejobthings.295-Hi,Monica.-Franny,welcomeback.296-HowwasFlorida?-Youhadsex,didntyou?297-Howdoyoudothat?-Ihateyou.298ImpushingmyauntthroughParrotJungle,yourehavingsex.299So,who?300YouknowPaul?3

49、01Paul,thewineguy?Yeah,IknowPaul.302Youmean,youknowPaullikeIknowPaul?303What?ItakecreditforPaul.304Beforeme,therewasnosnapinhisturtlefortwoyears.305Ofcourseitwasaline.306Whywouldanybodydosomethinglikethat?307Iassumewewantananswermoresophisticatedthan:308Togetyouintobed.309Ihatemen.310Donthate.Youdon

50、twanttoputthatoutintotheuniverse.311Isitme?312IsitlikeIhavesomesortofbeaconthatonlydogs.313andmenwithemotionalproblemscanhear?314Comehere.Givemeyourfeet.315Ijustthoughthewasnice,youknow?316Icantbelieveyoudidntknowitwasaline.317-Guesswhat?-Yougotajob?318Areyoukidding?Imtrainedfornothing.319-Iwaslaugh

51、edoutof12interviews.-Youresurprisinglyupbeat.279“当我还是个小木头人,小木头人”280你们该知道，他快死了281噢，钱德？282你今天怎么样？睡得好吗？283和Barry谈过吗？我笑个不停284看得出来，你就好像睡觉时有个衣架在你嘴里285我知道，他只是太286-你还记得你和TonyDeMarco吗？-是的，记得287就好像那样.的感觉288-哇,你有麻烦了.-没错！289想要婚纱吗？几乎没用过290我想我们谈的远了点291好啦，我要站起来，去工作了，而且不整天想着他292或者只是站起来工作293-那么，祝我好运！-为什么？294我要去找那个工作

52、的什么东西295-嘿，莫妮卡！.-嘿,Frannie，欢迎回来！296-佛罗里达怎么样？-你做爱了，是吗?？297-你怎么知道的？-我恨你298我在和我的Roz阿姨穿过鹦鹉丛林，你却在做爱！299那么，是和谁？300你认识保罗吗？301保罗，调酒那个？是呀，我认识保罗302你认识他就好像我认识他一样？303开玩笑吧？保罗还欠我人情呢304在我之前，他两年都没办法过性生活305当然那是个谎言！306为什么?为什么有人会做这样的事情？307我想更复杂的答案是308“和你上床”309我恨男人，我恨男人！310不,不要这样，你不会希望把他们赶出宇宙的311是因为我吗？312是因为我有某种导向类的东西，

53、只有狗.313有感情问题的男人才会发觉？314好啦，过来这里,把你的脚给我315我只是以为他是个好人316我真不敢相信你不知道那是个谎言！317-猜猜怎么样？-你得到工作啦？318开玩笑吗?我一点经验都没有！319-我今天被十二个招聘的嘲笑.-而且你还这么高兴.320你也会的高兴的如果你发现John和David的皮靴打！320Youdbetoo,ifyoufoundthesebootsonsale.32150%off.322Howwellyouknowme.323TheyremyIdontneedajob.324Ivegotgreatbootsboots.325-Howdidyoupay?-C

54、reditcard.326Andwhopaysforthat?327Myfather.328Isthisreallynecessary?Icanstopcharginganytime.329Youcantliveoffyourparents.330Iknowthat.ThatswhyIwasgettingmarried.331Giveherabreak.Itshardbeingonyourown.332Thankyou.333IrememberwhenIfirstcametothiscity,Iwas14.334Momhadkilledherself,stepdadwasinjail.335I

55、didntknowanybodyhere.336Iendeduplivingwiththisalbinoguywhowascleaningwindshields.337Andthenhekilledhimself.338ThenIfoundaromatherapy.SoIknowexactlyhowyoufeel.339Thewordyourelookingforis:340Anyway.341-Youready?-No,howcanIbeready?342Readytojumpoutoftheplanewithnoparachute?343-Icantdothis.-Iknowyoucan.

56、344-No.-Youmadecoffee,youcandoanything.345Cut.Cut.Cut.346Youknowwhat?Ithinkwecanleaveitatthat.347-Kindofasymbolicgesture.-Rachel,thatwasalibrarycard.348Ifyoulistenclosely,youcanhearathousandretailersscream.349Welcometotherealworld!350Itsucks.Youregonnaloveit.351Thatsit.Areyougoingtocrashonthecouch?3

57、52-No,Igottagohomesometime.-Areyougonnabeokay?353LookwhatIjustfoundonthefloor.354What?355ThatsPaulswatch.Justputitbackwhereyoufoundit.356Oh,boy!Allright.357-Goodnight,everybody.-Goodnight.358-Imsorry.Haveit,Idontwantit.-Splitit?3215折322是呀,你多了解我323这就是我的新皮靴我不需要工作，我不需要父母324我有我的新皮靴！325-你用什么付帐的？-恩,信用卡326那谁付帐单呢？327恩我爸爸328天呀，各位，这真的必要吗？我随时都可以