小学生英语故事(超全版-中英双语)

1、 . . . . 幽默故事：There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? Thats so expensive for this kindof parrot. The owner said, “Because I

2、 have trained him and he can talk. So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive? The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. Thats why hes so expensive. Then the customer said, “How about the thi

3、rd one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive? The owner of the shopsaid, “I dont know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him The Boss. 【译文】老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：为什么这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来

4、说太贵了！老板说：因为我有训练他讲话。顾客又问：那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？老板说：他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。顾客接着又问：那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？老板说：我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！不过另外两只叫他：老板！Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then

5、where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.【译文】鸡蛋在哪里？教师：你能用“鸡蛋一词造句吗？学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。教师：“鸡蛋在哪？学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes o

6、ut, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet? “No, I have no friends here

7、, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.【译文】汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。他买了票进去了。 但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三票。 接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了" Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man:He

8、is really somebody.What does do?Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 【译文】他真是一个大人物小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？小孩：墓地守墓人。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.【译文】一位伟人 教师：

9、如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know-it's the heat that kills it.【译文】史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇 服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be foreve

10、r begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 【译文】儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗？儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on

11、someone else in the class, when theyre eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married? And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive. So the son asked, “How much does it cost? And the father s

12、aid, “I dont know, son. Im still paying. 【译文】有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：爸爸，结婚很花钱吗？爸爸说：是啊，儿子，非常花钱。儿子又问：要花多少钱呢？爸爸说：我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊！"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everyt

13、hing you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." 【译文】“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？ “没有，教师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。 “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth . “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand

14、 you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work! “Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office . 【译文】“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。 “20美元！为什么？不是说好只要4美元。 “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。 TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an

15、 cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 【译文】教师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？ 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said h

16、e:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question - if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 【译文】教进化论的教师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？ “我来试试看，

17、一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。 A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then

18、he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He

19、had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。然后他拿起苹

20、果，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。 A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woma

21、n," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 【译文】好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？ “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位

22、老太太那么感兴趣呢？ “她是个卖糖果的。 Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replie

23、d, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 【译文】醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，醉字是什么意思？ “唔，孩子，父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四

24、个，那么我就算醉了。 “可是，爸爸， 孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！Sleeping Pills Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office,

25、strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." "That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?" 【译文】安眠药 鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。

26、 “好啊!老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了？普通英语故事I Dont Like HerBob goes to a new school. One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher? his mother asks.“I dont like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.【译文】我不喜欢她 鲍勃的去了所新学校。一天， 他回

27、到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新教师吗？ “不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.Ten CandiesMother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?“Ten. Jim says.“Then, Mother asks.“Yes, Mum. Four candles are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six

28、is ten, isnt it right?【译文】 十块糖 妈妈问儿子：“吉姆， 如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？ “10块。吉姆说。 “10块？妈妈问。 “是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？Count Tomorrow MorningIts a right. John is looking at the sky.Tom is Johns younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?John says, “Im counting stars.Tom laughs and says,

29、“Its really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?【译文】明天早上数 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。 汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？约翰说：“我在数星星。汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？Are Flies Yummy?Tony and his father are eating dinner.Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?Dad frowns and says, “No, I think its yucky. W

30、hy do you ask me this question? Its a silly question.But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.【译文】 苍蝇好吃吗？ 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。 突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？ 爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题？这可是一个愚蠢的问题。 可是托尼说：“刚刚你盘子里有一只苍蝇。I Dont Want to Walk HomeTom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And

31、 he goes to bed at seven oclock.But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Toms wife, “The old man couldnt find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But

32、 tonight you cant find the way, whats the matter?The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldnt find my way? I didnt want to walk home.【译文】我不想走回家汤姆是一位老人，他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。 但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。警察告诉汤姆的妻子：“这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。 警察走后：“汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了？ 这位老人像孩子般的笑道：“

33、我迷路了？我是不想走路回家。It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there. And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when its a crescent moon.【译文】一定很拥挤 一位告诉学生：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百人。 一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！Its Good to Admit a Fault Joh

34、n is not a “good student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again. “John! Teacher says angrily. “What? Whats wrong? John is awaken. “Why do you make a face? Its classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing. Teacher says. “No one is laughing. Teacher says. “No, its not me. I was not making a fa

35、ce. I was sleeping. John fells upset.“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy. Teacher is satisfied with it.【译文】认错 约翰并不是个“好学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。 “约翰！教师生气地喊他。“什么？出什么事了？约翰醒了。 “你为什么要做鬼脸？这是教室！看看！同学们都在笑！教师生气地说。“没有人在笑呀。其他同学笑声地嘀咕。 “不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚刚我睡着了。约翰感到不安。“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给好孩子

36、教师为此感到满意。I Made Granny Glad A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children, she says“Did you make someone else glad? “Please, teacher, says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.“Well done. Who was that? The teacher says.“My granny. The boy says.“Good bo

37、y. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad. The teacher says.“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, Granny, Im going home. And she said, “well. Im glad!【译文】我让奶奶高兴了 一位教师正在对学生将使人高兴的重要性。“听着，孩子们，他说：“你们曾让别人高兴过吗？“我，教师，一个男孩子说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。“做得好。是谁呢？教师说。“

38、我奶奶。小男孩说。“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的？教师问道。“是这样的，教师。昨天我去看她，在她那儿呆了3个小时。然后我对她说：“奶奶，我要回家了。她说：“啊，我很高兴。I cant Cook It Its sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, its so heavy! Miss Cat says happily. The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big th

39、e fish is! She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing. At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free? He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I cant cook it, Miss Cat says.【译文】我没法煮它 这是春天里一个明媚的日子，猫小姐在河边钓鱼。突然鱼竿动了动。“太棒了！哇，好重啊！猫小姐高兴地喊着。 鱼被拉出来了。“啊！一条大鱼！这条大鱼可

40、真大呀！她欢呼道。但是她却把鱼放回河里，又继续钓鱼。 这时候马先生路过，看见这一切，就问她：“为什么你把鱼放了？ “因为我的锅太小。我没方法烧这么大的鱼。猫小姐回答说。That Is Not My Dog! A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit. The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bi

41、tes her. “Ouch! She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!【译文】那不是我的狗 一个妇人走进一家宠物店，看见一只很可爱的小狗。她问店主：“你的狗咬人吗？ 店主说：“不，我的狗不咬人。 于是这个妇人试着抚摸小狗，可是小狗却咬了她。“哎哟！妇人说，“我想你刚刚还说你的狗不咬人。店主人回答说：“那不是我的狗。Wrong Marks favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan

42、sees and asks him, “ You look sad. Whats the matter? Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup. Susan says, “Dont worry. I can repair it. Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You? “Yes. Believe me! Where is it? Susan answers. “Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can

43、 repair it? Mark takes out his cuo.【译文】误会 马克最喜欢的杯子了，他很不开心。珊看见了就问他：“你看上去不太开心。怎么了？ 珊说：“别担心。我会补好它的。 马克听了感到奇怪，就问她：“补？你会补？真的吗？ “没错。相信我。在哪里呢？珊说。 “这儿。我的cup破了。你确信补好它吗？马克拿出了杯子。 “cup？ 你以为是cap.珊说道。说完他俩都笑了。 My “Clever Dog Bobby is my dog. I love him. He can roll on the floor. He can play balls with me. He can l

44、ook after my house when I am out. Bobby is very clever. But sometimes he isnt. One day Bobby runs away. He is out for three days. After he comes back, I tie him to a tree and give him some food. Bobby begins to eat. But then he stops. He sees a fox. The fox is looking at his food. Bobby barks and ba

45、rks. He wants to catch the fox. But he cant. The fox runs round the tree. Bobby runs after the fox. So the rope goes ground the tree. Of course Bobby cant run. The doc can eat the food. Quickly she eats up the food and runs away.【译文】我“聪明“的狗 巴比是我的狗。我很爱他。他会在地板上打滚。他会和我玩球。他能在外出的时候帮我看家。巴比很聪明，可是有些时候他也不聪明。

46、 一天，巴比跑了出去，3天没回家。他回来后，我把他拴在一棵树上，给他一些食物。巴比吃着食物，但是又停了下来。他看见一只狐狸。这只狐狸正盯着他的食物。巴比朝狐狸一个劲地叫。他想抓住狐狸。但是他办不到。狐狸喀什绕着树跑，巴比就追着它跑。于是绳子就绕在了数上。当然巴比就跑不开了。那只狐狸跑去吃他的食物。很快就吃光了所有食物，而后跑走了。Snow White Snow White is born on a cold winter day. She is as white as snow. Her eyes are very big, her hair very long and her voice i

47、s sweet. She is very kind and beautiful. Everyone loves her. Her mummy, the Queen loves her, too. But she died. A new Queen comes. She is beautiful, but bad. She doesnt like Snow White, because Snow White is the most beautiful girl in the world. “I will kill Snow White. So she orders a hunter to kil

48、l Snow White. The hunter is an honest man. “You are a good girl; I dont want to kill you. So he lets Snow White go. Snow White goes into a forest. She finds a house, and goes into the house. Seven dwarfs live there. They like Snow White, and ask Snow White to live with them. No sooner, the new Queen

49、 dies. Because she isnt the most beautiful woman in the world.【译文】 白雪公主 白雪公主出生在一个寒冷的冬天，因此她像雪一样洁白无瑕。她又两只大眼晴，有漂亮的长头发和甜蜜的声音。她又善良又美丽。每个人都很喜欢她。她妈妈皇后也爱她，但她死了。 一位新皇后来了，她很漂亮但很恶毒。她不喜欢白雪公主，因为白雪公主是世界上最美丽的女孩。 “我一定要杀死白雪公主。“因此，她命令一位猎人去杀白雪公主。这位猎人是一个诚实的人。 “你是一个好姑娘，我不想杀你。所有他放走了白雪公主。 白雪公主走进一片森林，她发现了一个房子，并且走进了房子。七个小矮人

50、住在房子里。他们很喜欢白雪公主并留她一起住下来了。 不久，女皇死了，因为她不是世界上最美丽的人。 The Clever King Solomon Long, long ago, there was a king. Solomon was his name. He was very clever. In his country, there were two women. They lived in the same house and each had a child. One night, one of the babies died. The dead babys mother took

51、the other womans baby, and put it in her own bed. The next morning , they had a quarrel. “No, this is my baby! The dead is yours!Each one wanted the living baby. So they went to see King Solomon.“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half. said the King.“Oh. Your Majesty!

52、Give her my baby. Please dont kill my baby!Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to her. She is the mother. 【译文】聪明的国王所罗门 很久很久之前，有一位国王，他的名字叫所罗门，他非常聪明。 在他的国家里，有两位妇女，她们住在同一间房子里。各有一个婴儿。 一天夜里，其中一个婴儿死了。他的妈妈抱另一位妇女的小孩，把他放在自己的床上。 第二天早上，他们发生了争吵。 “不，这是我的孩子！这个死的是你的！ 他们都想要这个活着的孩

53、子，于是她们去见所罗门国王。“给我拿把刀来，把这个孩子切成两半，没人一半。国王判决道。“哦，陛下，把我的孩子给她吧。请不要杀了我的孩子！一位母亲哭喊道。于是所罗门指着流泪的妇女说：“把孩子给她，她是真正的母亲。Catching a Thief Witty Hare can run very fast. One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window. “Oh. A thief! Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You cant run fa

54、ster then me. Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind, “I must run away, the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly. Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing? “Im catching the thief. Witty Hare says. “ Thief? Wheres the thief? the shee

55、p fells surprised. “Hes behind me ,Witty Hare says proudly.【译文】追贼 机灵的肚子跑得很快。一天，她回到家的时候看见一只老鼠。这只教师正从它家的窗户跳下去。“啊！ 贼！机灵肚子喊着追过去。 “你跑不过我的！ 不一会它追上了老鼠，还把老鼠丢在后面。“我得赶紧逃。老鼠窃笑着说：“这家伙真笨。 机灵兔子继续跑着。一只绵羊看到了就问塔：“你在干什么？“我在追贼。机灵兔子说。“贼？贼在哪里啊？绵羊感到奇怪。 “它在我后面呢。机灵兔子自豪地说着。 A Clever Panda A little panda picks up a pumpkin a

56、nd wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda cant take it home. Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea. she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. Its like a wheel. So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When h

57、er mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home? the little panda answers proudly, “I cant lift it, but I can roll it. Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,【译文】聪明的熊猫 一只小熊猫摘了一只大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是这只南瓜太大了，她没有方法把这么大的南瓜带回家。 突然她看见一只狗熊骑着一辆自行车朝她这边来。她看着自行车，跳着说：“有了！我有方法了。我可以把南瓜滚回家去。南瓜好似车轮。 于是她把那瓜滚回家。当她妈妈看到这只大南瓜的时候，很惊讶：“天啊！这么食的南瓜！你是怎么把它带回家来的？小熊猫自豪地说；“我拎不动它，可是我能滚动它啊！她妈妈微笑着说：“真聪明啊！记住：只要你肯动脑筋，没有难办的事。The Ox and the Dog An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer. One day the dog arrogantly s