七年级英语笑话小短文七年级英语小短文.doc

1、七年级英语笑话小短文七年级英语小短文笑话是一种流传广泛为人民群众所喜爱的文学样式。一篇好的笑话,总是以短小的篇幅、精炼的语言、讽刺的手法,表达一个引人发笑的故事,在笑中寓有深义,发人深思,促人战斗,使人猛醒。下面是WTT带来的七年级英语笑话小短文，欢迎阅读!七年级英语笑话小短文篇一Beef Sandwich牛肉三明治A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜台旁选了一个位置。“Give me corned beef sandwich,”he ordered.他点餐时说：

2、“给我来个腌牛肉三明治。”“Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it,like our midnight Special.”“菜单上没有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以给你一个里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我们的午夜特餐。”What's a Midnight Special?“午夜特餐是什么?”A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle a

3、ndmayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread.“有三层，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、 洋葱、腌泡菜，还有美乃滋的三层烤葡萄干面包。.”Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it tome on a plate?“”你可不可以在两片白面包中间只放一片腌牛肉，装在一个盘子上端给我吃?”“Why,sure!”Then,turning to the sandwich man ,“哦，当然可以。啦!”接着他就转向制作三明治的人，

4、he sang out:“One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold thetongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin breadwhite,untoasted!”大声喊出：“一个午夜特餐。把它做一层就好，里面不要加牛着、熏香肠、蕃茄、莴苣、洋葱、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤!”七年级英语笑话小短文篇二A drunk醉汉A police officer pulls over a guy who has been weavin

5、g in and out of the lanes.有一位警官把一个在车道上穿进穿出，迂回蛇行的男子拦到路边。He goes up to the guy's window and says “Sir,I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.”他走到这名男子的车窗旁边说：“先生，我要你对着这个酒精测试管吹一口气。”The man says,“Sorry officer I can't do that.I am an asthmatic.If I do that I'll have a reall

6、y bad asthma attack.”这名男子说：“对不起呀，警官，我不能吹呀。我是个气喘病患者呀。如果我吹的话，我就会真的患很严重的气喘病。”“Ok,fine.I need you to e down to the station to give a blood sle.”“ 好， 好。我要你到警察局进行血液检验。”“I can't do that either.I am a hemophiliac.If I do that,I'll bleed to death.”“我也能抽血检验呀。我是个血友病患呀。如果我抽血检验，我就会流血过多而死呀。”“Well

7、,then we need a urine sle.”“嗯，那我们就要你进行尿液检验吧。”“I am sorry officer I can't do that either.I am also a diabetic.If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar.”“对不起呀 ，警官，我也不能验尿呀。我也是一个糖尿病患者呀。如果我验尿的话，我的血糖就真的会变得很低。”“Alright then I need you to e out here and walk this white line.”“好吧，那我要你出来到这

8、边，走这条白线。”“I can't do that,officer.”“警官，我办不到呀。”“Why not? ”“为什么办不到?”“Because I am too drunk to do that.”“因为我喝得太醉了，所以不能那么做呀。”七年级英语笑话小短文篇三Apprehending Criminals逮捕罪犯The Los Angeles Police Department,the FBI,and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are thebest at apprehending criminals.洛杉矶警察局

9、、联邦调查局和中央情报局，都想要证明他们最会逮捕罪犯。The President decides to give them a test.于是总统决定要考考他们。He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.他把一只兔子放进森林，而他们每一个人都必须去抓它。The CIA goes in.中央情报局的人进去了。They place animal informants throughout the forest.他们在整个森林里放置了动物通报器。They question all plant and min

10、eral witnesses.他们质问所有的 植物和矿物证人。After three months of e_tensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not e_ist.就在三个月的密集调查之后，他们得到的结论就是兔子不存在。The FBI goes in.After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest ,联邦调查局韵人进去了。就在两个星期都没有线索之后，killing everything in it,including the rabbit,and they make no apologies.他们放火把森林烧了，杀光了里面的一切，包括这只，兔子在内 ，而且他们并没有表现出歉意。The LAPD goes in.They e out two hours later with a baddly b