好笑的英语笑话阅读大全 好笑的英语笑话

1、好笑的英语笑话阅读大全 好笑的英语笑话 笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。在俄罗斯文化中,笑话始终都具有无法替代的特别意义。细心收集了好笑的英语笑话，供大家观赏学习! 好笑的英语笑话：you let me search quite once upon a time, there was a man who always forgot things. one day, he went out with his little son. he was so happy that he put the son ride his neck. after a time, he s

2、uddenly thought of his son, he asked people: have you seen my child? one of his villagers laughed and said: dont you know he is on your neck? hearing this, the man took down his son from his neck, he was so angry that he hit the son on the face, then shouted: i have told you not to go here and there

3、. where did you go just now? 好笑的英语笑话：ways end means a man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. id like these altered, please, he said. the clerk asked for the sales receipt, but after searching his pockets, the man replied he had lost it. the clerk informed him that it was store po

4、licy to do free alterations without a receipt. okay, then, the man said, id i like to return the slacks. clerk processed the return and gave him cash equaling the cost of the slacks. the man pushed the money back across the counter. now i want to buy the slacks, he said. the clerk rang up the sale,

5、bagged the slacks and handed them to him with a receipt. triumphantly, he put the slacks and the receipt on the counter. id like to have these altered, please. 花招 一位男子把一条宽松裤递给百货商店职员。"我想换一条。'他说。店员向他要售货收据。这位男子翻遍了他的口袋，最终只得说收据丢了。店员告知他说没有收据不准随便更换，这是商店的规章。 "那好吧，'这位男子说，"我要把这条裤子退掉。

6、9;店员按程序办理了退货手续并把等于裤子价格的现金给了他。 这位男子把钱从柜台上推回去。"现在我还要这条裤子，'他说。店员用收银机收下了钱，把那条裤子装进包里，并把它们连同收据递给了他。 这男子最终以成功者的姿势把裤子和收据放在柜台上，说："我要把这条裤子换了。' 好笑的英语笑话：she is left-handed a married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. honey, the wife said, if i were to die and you

7、were to remarry, would you two live in this house? i suppose so-its paid for. how about our car? continued the woman. would the two of you keep that? i suppose so-its paid for. what about golf clubs? would you let her use them too? heck, no, the husband blurted out. shes left-handed. 她是左撇子 一对已婚夫妇都热心

8、于打高尔夫球。一天夜里，他们在谈论将来。"友爱的，'妻子说，"假如我死了，而你再婚，你们两个会住在这个房子里吗?' "我想是的-这是天经地义的。' "那我们的汽车呢?'妇人连续问道，"你们两个会留着这辆车吗?' "我想是的-这是天经地义的。' "那我们的球棒呢?你也会让她用吗?' "见鬼，不，'丈夫脱口而出，"她是左撇子。' 好笑的英语笑话：pears and plume i bought some pears at my local supermarket. at the checkout counter the cashier commented, oh, dear, ive charged you for plums instead of pears. whats the difference? i asked. well, she said, plums are smaller and round. 好笑的英语笑话： 子与李子 我在市超级市场买了些梨子。在付款台，出纳员说："噢，天哪，你这是梨子，我按李子收钱了。' "有什么区分吗