愚人节整人英文短信

1、愚人节整人英文短信1、追你追你我追你，就象猎人追狐狸；亲你亲你我亲你，就象 老汉啃玉米。I chase you chase you chase you just as a hun ter chas ing fox I kiss you kiss you kiss you just like the old man eating corn。2、小明上课时总是睡觉，老师批评他：你可不可以不要睡觉？ 小明回答：不行，因为我是特困生。Xiao Ming is always sleeping in class the teacher criticized him : you can not sleep?

2、 Xiao Ming answered no, because I am a obtains3、请先摸摸你那红嫩的小脸，再摸摸你的小肚子！好！这次养 猪知识讲座到此结束，明天见！Touching you that please tender face, then touching your belly ！Good！ The pig kno wledge lecture to the end, see you tomorrow ！4、你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么优 美。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好吗？Do you have a an gel face devil fig

3、ure， eve n you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under, control the tempo ？5、你在我眼中最美：鹰钩鼻子蛤蟆嘴，老鼠眼睛罗圈腿，鼻子 下面一张嘴，滴滴答答一一流口水。愚人节快乐！You are the most beautiful in my eyes aquiline nose mouth， toad rat eyes round, a mouth， under the nose dripping - mouth water。 Happy April fool's day！6、这段日子以来，

4、我一直想对你说三个字，但又怕说了连普通 朋友也做不成，可我控制不住，还是想说：借点钱！These days I always wan ted to say three words to you but aga in afraid said even friends can do， but I can't help， or want to say： borrow some mon ey！7、我是一棵孤独的树，千百年来矗立在路旁，寂寞的等待，只 为有一天当你从我身边走过时，为你倾倒，砸不扁你就算白活了。I am a Ion ely tree， stood one thousa nd yea

5、rs on the road, Ion ely waiting， just for one day when you past me is you dump, hit not flat you eve n miss lifes&亲爱的你真不起，每天睡到十点起、餐餐五碗都见底，体重 没人能比，送给看短信的那头猪，愚人节快乐。Dear you really can't afford to , slept at 10 o 'clock , five meals bowl bottom , no one can than weight, gave the pigs, look

6、at the messages happy April fool's day9、八戒遇月老问：靠！月老！为何让我跟高家玉兰分离。月老 道：她是人，你是妖，我怕你们的孩子生出是人妖。Eight quit whe n he asked: depe nd ！ Joki ng! Why let me talk to gaos thought yula n separatior。 Old way： she is a person you are a dem on， I am afraid that your child is a tran svestite10、一滴水在海洋中渺小，在沙漠中伟大；

7、丹顶鹤在鹤群中渺小， 在鸡群中伟大；你在人群中渺小，在猪圈伟大！A drop of water is infinitesimal in the ocean， great in the desert； Red-crow ned cranes in a swoop smal， great in the chicke ns; You are infinitesimal in the crowd， great in the pigsty ！11、你长得很抽象！你长得很朦胧！你长得很模糊！你长得很诡异啊！饶了我吧，我实在描绘不出你的样子，我真没见过鬼。You look very abstract！ Yo

8、u look very dim moon light ！ You look very fuzzy！ You look very Weird ！ Give me a break, I can't describe your appeara nee I have n ever see n a ghost12、人渐僵，脸渐黄，苍白如豆浆，嘴唇像红糖；至今没有对象，还要假装坚强，见了美眉象狼，遇到哥们一一还那小样。Gradually, face yellow, as white as a soyabea n milk, lips like brown sugar。 Has not object

9、, but also pretend to be h2 , see the United States eyebrow like wolves, met the elder brothers， also the samples13、说你白痴你还认识字，说你傻瓜你还知道生气，说你笨蛋你 还知道回短信，说你木头你还知道看手机！祝你愚人节快乐！Say you idiot you know words, say you fool you know angry, say you stupid you know back to SMS, said the wood also know you thi nk

10、 of your mobile phone ！ I wish you a happy April fool's day14、其实。唉，算了，还是不说了。呵呵，这句话是不是很让你 纠结？免费送给你了，趁今天过愚人节，告诉身边的人，他晚上一定 睡不着。In fact。 Alas, forget it, or forget it。 Ha ha, this sentence isn't it make you struggle ？ Send to you for free , while today April fool's day, tell the people aroun

11、d , he can't go to sleep at night。15、愚人遇雨人雨人语渔人渔人说愚人节愚人不如予人与人愚人 之人必将成雨人雨人哭语云：预祝愚人节绕晕人快乐呀！Fools in rain man said rain person fisherman's fisherman's April fool's day of a fool tha n to fool people will into the Ian guage cloud rain man rain man cry: I wish happy April fool's day a

12、round the halo people!16、 人生就像是一个茶几，上面摆满杯具，当我们认为自己跳出 一个杯具时，却掉进另外一个杯具，若你没有跳进另一个杯具，那恭 喜你，你掉下茶几了。Life is like a tea table, above filled up with， when we think they jump out of a cup， but fell into another cup ， if you do not have to jump into another， the congratulations you， you are off the table。17、

13、吻你的感觉青涩中带着淡淡的芳香， 抚你的感觉平滑中带着 柔柔的起伏，想你的感觉兴奋中带着甜甜的滋味， 我真想现在就剥开 你衣服。生柿子。Kiss you feel green with a hint of fragranee， with gentle ups and dow ns in the caresses you feel smooth， in thi nk you feel excited with a sweet taste, I really want to remove your clothes now。 Persim mon。18、鄙人路过寝室楼，一股东西漂上头。抬头满楼皆望尽

14、，唯见 泪已满面流。嗯？红烧味道。靠！谁这么没道德，吃完泡面乱倒汤的！I pass by the bedroom floor， a floating above。 Looking after all do,only see the tears with flow。 Huh? Braise in soy sauce flavor。 Depend!Who have no moral, so after eating instant noodlesdisorderly pour soup!19、初恋情人是全新版；旧情复燃是翻新版；婚前同居是试用版； 新婚之夜是正版；金屋藏娇是珍藏版；爱上寡妇是修订版

15、；勾引人妻 是盗版。First love is new vers ion; Is rek in dli ng retrofit ； Premarital cohabitati on is trial vers ion; Weddi ng ni ght is genuine; Rib is a collector ； Fall in love with a widow is a revised edition ; Wife seduce people is piracy。20、通知：明天上午有领导视查工作，各位同事请按要求统一着 装。男士：西装领带短裤拖鞋；女士：泳装西裤皮鞋！切记！愚人节 快乐

16、！Notice： tomorrow morning have led visual check work， dear colleagues, please un ified dress as required。 Man: suit tie shorts slippers； Ms: swimsuit trousers for leather shoes！ Remember that！ Happy April fool's day！21、送你一个好朋友，他非常善解人意，你哭的时候，他陪你哭，你笑的时候，他陪你笑，就连你大发脾气的时候，他也会大发脾气哦！ 呵呵，是复读机啦Send you a

17、 good frie nd, he is very con siderate whe n you cry，he accompany you cry you laugh, he accompany you to smile even you lost his temper， he would have lost his temper ！ Ha ha， is reread machine22、听说你被*，真地把我吓坏，你虽从小痴呆，却对社会无害， 谁人如此大胆，竟敢拿你去卖，我真替他担心，卖得掉才怪！Heard you were abducted， really scared me， althou

18、gh you are stupid since the childhood， is harmless to the society, who is so bold， unexpectedly dare to take you to sell, I really worry about him， to sell off just stra nge!23、 有个节日叫愚人节，有种祝福叫愚人的祝福，有种诺言叫愚 人的谎言，有种开心叫被愚的开心，有种快乐叫被骗得快乐。愚人节， 节日快乐！There is a festival called April fool's day， have a ki

19、nd of blessing called fool blessing there is a word called fool, have a happy happy called by fools have a happy that deceived。 April fool's day， happy holiday!24、春天，我会送你一个笑脸，让你辗转难眠，春天，我会送你 一些小诗，让你浮想联翩，春天，我会送你一次心跳，让你愚人节过 的比谁都快乐。In spring, I will send you a smiling face tossing and turning to let

20、 you， in the spring， I will send you a little poem， let you to extrapolate， spring， I will send you a heart， let you ratio who all happy April fool's day。25、 你有没有在去年今日收到一条短信，让你记忆犹新？假如你 收到本信息，证明你手机已感染病毒，请马上把手机丢进水中泡一天。Do you have any last year today received a text message let you remember ？ If yo

21、u received this information， prove you cell phones have bee n in fected with the virus， please leave your cell phone at once into the water to soak for a day。26、“世界末日”过了，不必庆幸，不必惊喜，其实玛雅预言就是玛雅人和我们开了一个超级大玩笑，让我们过了一次“愚人节”，呵呵，朋友，快乐活在当下！"The end of the world"， don't have to be thankful， not s

22、urprise， in fact, the maya n prophecy is the Maya and we had a super big joke, let we had a April fool's day, ha ha, frien ds, happy to live in the prese nt mome nt!27、从前有一姑娘叫乔妮娜，她和一个叫沙德的相爱了，他们在 一起看星星。当流星划过天空时，他们将这颗流星命名为：乔妮娜沙 德星。祝您愚人节快乐！Once upon a time there was a girl called Qiao Nina, she and

23、 the shad, a fall in love, they look at the stars together。 When the meteor across the sky, they will this meteor n amed： Qiao Nina ShaDeXi ng I wish you happy April fool's day！28、想和你去看海，却把握不住莫测未来；想和你去登山，却充 满对理想茫然；想和你去流浪，却到不了幸福天堂；想和你去逛街， *不许带狗。Want to and you go to the sea, but can not grasp the

24、 uncertain future ； Want to go climbing with you, is the ideal blank ； Want to go with you stray, but can't get happ in ess heave n ； Would you like to go shopp ing with you, the police are not allowed to take the dog。29、今天将出现大量忧“愚”症患者，其表现为会议通知不信，领导召唤不听，有人请客不到，有人送礼不要，就连收个短信也不敢笑。因为愚人节愚人才乐呢！Today there will be a lot of sorrow "fool", its performanee for meeting notice not letter, leadership call don't listen to, somebody will treat, some one a gift, do