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1、简单的英语幽默小故事1Mr. Jones had a few days? holiday, so he said,“ I?m going to go tthe mountains by train.” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag,went to the station and got on the train. He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and lookedat the mountains.
2、But the wind pulled his hat off.Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the windowtoo.The other people in the carriage laughed.“ Is your bag going tobring your beautiful hat back?aske”d. they“ No, ” Mr. Jones answered,“ but there?s no name and no address inmy hat, and there?s a name
3、 and address on the bag. Someone?s going to find both of them near each other, and he?s going to send me the bag and the hat.”2An old lady went out shopping last Tuesday. She came to a bankand saw a car near the door. A man got out of it and went into the bank. She looked into the car. The keys were
4、 in the lock.The old lady took the keys and followed the man into the bank.The man took a gun out of his poc ket and said to the clerk,“ Give me all the money.But the old lady did not see this. She went to the man, put the keysin his hand and said,“ Young man, you?re stupid! Never leave yourkeys in
5、your car: someone?s going to steal it!”The man looked at the old woman for a few seconds. Then he looked at the clerk and then he took his keys, ran out of the bank, got into his car and drove away quickly, without any money.3Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six yearsold. Las
6、t year her mo ther said to her,“ You?re six years old now,Mary, and you?re going to begin going to a school here. You?re going to like it very much, because it?s a nice school.”“ Is it an English school?” Mary asked. “ Yes, it is,” her mothMary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother
7、 always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o?clock, and Mary ran out of her class.“ We?ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy, she said.“”She?ssix years old too, and she?s very nice, but she isn?t English. She?
8、s German. ”“ Does she speak English?” Mary?s mother asked.“ No, but she laugin English,” Mary said happily.4Mrs. Jones did not have a husband, but she had two sons. They were big, strong boys, but they were lazy. On Saturdays they did not go to school, and then their mother always said,“ Please cgra
9、ss in the garden this afternoon, boys.” The boys did not like it,but they always did it.Then somebody gave one of the boys a magazine, and they saw a picture of a beautiful lawn-mower in it. There was a seat on it, and there was a woman on the seat.The boy took the picture to his mother and brother
10、and said to them, “ Look, that woman?s sitting on the lawn -mower and driving it and cutting the grass. We want one of those.”“One of those lawn- mowers? ” his mother asked.“No, ” the boy said.“We want one of those women. Then she can cut grass every week. ”5One of Harry?s feet was bigger and the ot
11、her. “Ican never find boots and shoes for my feet, ” he said to his friend Dick.“Why don?t you go to a shoemaker?” Dick said.“A good one canmake you the right shoes. ”“ I?venever been to a shoemaker, ”Harry said. “ Aren?tthey very expensive? ”“No, ” Dick said,“ some of them aren?t. There?s a good on
12、e in our village, and he?squite cheap. Here?s his address.” He wrote something on a piece ofpaper and gave it to Harry.Harry went to the shoemaker in Dick?s village a few days later, and the shoemaker made him some shoes.Harry went to the shop again a week later and looked at the shoes.Then he said
13、to the shoemaker angrily,“ You?re a silly man! I said,Make one shoe bigger than the other,? but you?ve made one smaller than the other!”6Mr. Jones had a few days holiday, so he said,“I m goingto go to the mountains by train. ” He put on his best clothes, took a small bag, went to the station and got
14、 on the train.He had a beautiful hat, and he often put his head out of the window during the trip and looked at the mountains. But the wind pulled his hat off.Mr. Jones quickly took his old bag and threw that out of the window too.The other people in the carriage laughed.“ Is your bag goingto bring your beautiful hat back?” t
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