三分钟幽默英语演讲稿(精简版）

1、三分钟幽默英语演讲稿三分钟幽默英语演讲稿 一、我的未来不是梦my future isnt a dream ladies and gentlemen, its a pleasure to be on the stage and bring you guys a speech, my name is _ and my english name is _. im at the age of _.and my topic is “my future isnt a dream”. everyone has a dream. when i as young, i had a lot of dreams.

2、some of these dreams are perhaps very childish and ridiculous. but i never think they are far aay， because i kno everyone can be the master of his on life. and no, i am standing here ith my dream. that is to speakbeautiful english. i kno its tough. but anyay, i ill keep orking on it and never give u

3、p! ill practice english every day in my spare time. im confident that one day i can make my dream e true. the future belongs to those ho believe in the beauty of their dreams. i believe i can conquer english to make my country better! im confident that i am the best! im confident that i canspeak goo

4、d english! im confident that i can make my parents proud of me! im confident that i can make the impossible into possible! come on, lets do it! thanks for your listening! i love you guys!我的未来不是梦 女士们，先生们， 很高兴能够在舞台上，给你们演讲，我的名字是_和我的 很高兴能够在舞台上，给你们演讲，我的名字是_和我的 _ 英文名字是_。 _.岁了。 我演讲的题目是“我的未来不是一 英文名字是_。 _.岁了

5、。 _ 我_. 我 我演讲的题目是“ 个梦” 。 个梦” 每个人都有一个梦想。我年轻的时候，我有很多梦想。其中的一 些梦想也许是非常幼稚可笑的。但我从来不认为他们是那么遥远，因 为我知道每个人都可以成为他自己生活的主人。 而现在，我站在这里，我实现梦想。这是讲漂亮的英语。我知道 这很难。但无论如何，我会坚持工作，永不放弃!我每天练习英语在 我的业余时间。我相信有一天我可以让我的梦想成真。 未来属于那些谁在相信自己美丽梦想。我相信我可以征服英语， 让我的国家更好! 我相信我是最好的! 我相信，我可以讲一口流利的英语! 我相信，我可以让我的父母为我自豪! 我相信，我可以让我的父母为我自豪! 我相信

6、，我可以让不可能成为可能! 来吧，让我们开始吧! 谢谢大家!我爱你们!二、in china, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat ere friends, and the cat as much smarter than the tiger .the cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger as alays behind. gradually, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat

7、 as patient to teach the tiger. day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as ell as the cat.在中国，人们相信在很久以前猫和老虎是好朋友，而且猫比老虎聪明的多。猫学习动作技巧很快，老虎却总是落后。渐渐的，老虎不得不向猫学习了，猫也很有耐心的教老虎。日复一日，月复一月，老虎终于也可以像猫一样，跑，跳，打滚，扑抓，撕咬，击打。one summer afternoon, the cat

8、as taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, hy should he keep befriending ith such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? the evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. the tiger stood up and

9、 approached the cat viciously. just as this moment, the cat oke up. opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized hat the tiger as trying to do and siftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch.一个夏天的下午，猫在打盹，老虎在边上坐着。老虎看着猫，忽然想到，既然自己已经学会了猫的所有本领，为什么还要和这么小的动物一直做朋友呢?邪-恶的老虎决

10、定杀死熟睡中的猫，当作晚餐前的点心。老虎站起来，邪-恶的一步步靠近猫。就在这时，猫醒来了。聪明的她睁开眼睛立刻意识到老虎要干什么，于是立刻灵活的跳到了附近的大树上，爬到树顶。the tiger thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .but he never kne that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him.老虎以为他已经学到了猫的所有本领，但他不知道猫还藏了一手爬树的本事。“i kept the last technique of the tree climbing from you just because isuspe